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Pop a...
Poppler in your mouth,
When you come to Fishy Joe's,
What they're made of is a mystery,
Where they come from, no one knows.
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em,
You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em,
And if you promise not to sue us,
You can shove one up your nose.
kidtutty
#2 and #4 is that Jell-O bread!?!
Flyith2
What's #3 ?
thevortexmaster
I'll eat anything from brains to bugs but the uncooked Japanese omelette throws me off
phoenixgrinder
awwwww yeah you just knew that yellow bitch was gonna go 'sploosh'
Distractedlurker
I have that set of steak knives
ausernamewhat
Must. Eat. #2. Wait......
JustHereForTheLewdStuff
Sooo...I've been sick and ate like 4 apples, 3 bananas and a few pieces of whte bread last few days.
LawFiveGuy
On #1, if that's the best knife you have, you'd be better off just picking the damn thing up and biting off a chunk
JohnDillingersPenis
#3 does not look appetizing at all.
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illmx
That egg looks like an egg sac bursting over a brain. Pass.
thebookih
I think I would be in the minority in saying that I think it looks good...I prefer a more runny egg when having it with rice or toast.
PirateBandita
I couldn't even tell what it was. I don't think it looks appetizing either.
sandinmypocket
And here's me sitting on my couch eating an entire packet of extra strong mints.
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EdH83
I need to learn how to make that egg thing.
wolfenhaven
It's called omurice. It's a Japanese omelette
EdH83
Yeah but how do you make it flop open and be moist like that?
wolfenhaven
Here is sauce https://youtu.be/Uu5zGHjRaMo
wolfenhaven
That's the filling oozing everywhere.
EdH83
Oh I thought that was wet scrambled eggs