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Screwed it up again! TWO TICKETS TO MEAT MOUNTAIN!!!
Aug 10, 2017 1:16 AM
usernamerelevantsoon
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Screwed it up again! TWO TICKETS TO MEAT MOUNTAIN!!!
TheCarolingian
The cow ate grass, so a salads cousin, once removed. Close enough.
oscar46
That is a fine looking salad the balance of meat to greens is spot on.
ballsdeepinmarinara
Ron Swanson
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Fresh
Jinxies
It'd be perfect, but some joker stuck a weird green thing in there.
ShootYourGooMyDude
Beef salad... Cut into thin strips, drizzle on au jus, maybe thinly sliced, crispy potato for crunch and to soak... why isn't this a thing?
Lefthandturnsignal
You have to have two leaves to make a salad, you don't have to eat them, but they have to be on your plate
NyQuilDaydream
FeChefImgur
Some would say you've got just the right amount of salad on that plate.
usernamerelevantsoon
Just enough to drown my sins :-)
SerenityForever
That is a nice looking salad
FeChefImgur
Others would say that salad is the food that real food eats.
usernamerelevantsoon
My steak was a vegetarian once :-)
citizenkayt
"MEAT MOUNTAIN"- name of a sex tape, probably
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Where the fuck is the mashed potato?
usernamerelevantsoon
Off to the side. I like to let my meat rest before setting up shop
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Hmm. I shall let it slide then.
AnExcellentRectangle
Great, another one of those pussy vegetarians.
Devious11
That's not a meat mountain, this is a meat mountain...
usernamerelevantsoon
Is that beef,pastrami,turkey, and chicken in a single sandwich?
Ragonkforceayahjondow
Look out! It looks like a leaf fell on your plate!
Wynnfrith8
Nice salad there
OldFarter
PETA will be pissed! You killed that leaf.
mexicutioner07
Slow down there with all those greens. You're going to ruin a perfectly good meat salad.
usernamerelevantsoon
your right, I should've reduce the number of greens by half at least.
badbutnotboujee
Salad with just a little beef garnish...fucking delicious
BeerNinjaEsq
Steak salad is one of my favorite salads
ChristopherMorrill
+1 for ATHF
fatfury
i came here to read the comments about how you cooked your steak wrong.
Vergenbuurg
Am I the only one seeing a frog?
SweamSpoats
Where is that one picture of archer that goes um phrasing
EarElephant
usernamerelevantsoon
thevortexmaster
Did you cook that at room temperature?
usernamerelevantsoon
nah, just a quick sear
usernamerelevantsoon
On second thought i may have broiled these... thus lacking the char. still medium rare in the middle so win win
usernamerelevantsoon
While i was feeling lazy and on the flip side: best steaks are grilled steaks, so I've learned my lesson
thevortexmaster
Hahaha I figured. Just pulling your leg. Although I'm an all food lover. Can't calm your self a true meat eater unless you eat all organs!
thevortexmaster
Call*
usernamerelevantsoon
My brain did an auto-correct and read it as the same :-)
thevortexmaster
Nice!
usernamerelevantsoon
When i was a kid my uncle convinced us to eat liver by telling us it was a prime cut. I recall it was actually pretty fucking good and 1/2
usernamerelevantsoon
Expanded my horizons. Half my family is Alaskan native, they'd disown me if i let anything go to waste. Except for polar bear liver 2/3
usernamerelevantsoon
that shit is toxic 3/3
henryv1598
Beef is my favorite vegetable.
keioto
Cows east enough greens for the birth of us
DinoKebab
Cows give birth to humans now?
usernamerelevantsoon
Mine too!
wafflepuffball
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
I really want a shirt that says this.
Cazador115
Actualy its a fruit. It grows on a vine. A bovine
alssst
As someone who are learning english: AUSHUASHAUSHAUSHAUSHAU!!!
Cozziechov
Oh you