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#funny #cougar #colorado
Feb 24, 2019 11:37 PM
MortyGoldman
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#funny #cougar #colorado
YoutuberGabrieliusSer
It was a female mountain lion and relatives press charges for...
Synthektoid
Khajiit had wares, he had coin. Seems like a perfectly legal transaction.
TheNotSoGreatDepression
jmulderr
Don't believe it, the accusation came from the cougar. And you just know he's lion.
DancingIMoo
Was the mountain lion wearing a MAGA hat?
iamdanman
He still banged that reporter
usernamechecksout02
Yeah he wasn’t happy about his salary
mikecyclops1
his story seemed faked. I knew it
hisdudenesselduderino
I llol .... +1
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
I bet all these other mountain lion attacks have been fake too!
g0bbler
Looks like the unabomber!
735824
Which one?
TurdlyShitkens
And then the Lion yelled “This is MAGA country!”
jhanked
*meowga
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
Video footage shows mountain lion buying hat, bleach and ski mask at department store
colotordoc
We all know mountain lions wear PUMA
kvtpwr
HA! I laughed so hard you almost made me PUMA pants.
SABill
Hahahahaha!
iamkarlpilkington
Ah, good point +1
hisdudenesselduderino
TarzanLickingJanesJungle
SONRICS
Gooseteeth
I don’t get it. Can someone explain? It’s not for a friend
handelmat
Basically the guy above was attacked by a moutain lion, while jessie smollett paid 2 guys to attack him, maybe the guy paid the lion too.
SparrowTail3
He killed an attacking mountain lion with bare hands. This is a joke on the Smollett case where he allegedly paid people to attack him.
mjangelvortex
That's hardcore. Did he recover from his injuries?
RackhamTheRed
One of the two is under investigation, the other one gives interviews...
reider10
Had to kill him for no witnesses
TheFlyingChocolateSkull
But he didnt have to pay the other cougar...
kwkspectre
Damn, does he have an untreated drug addiction?
noblehouseofblack
This happened 30 minutes from where I live!
JZKillaT68
Lucky he didn’t have a mule.
HiDoctorN1ck
How much?
springuy8
Always pay in cash
Noob3rts
I read that the Mountain Lion was a juvenile adult that weighed only like 85 pounds.. then again, this dude looks like he weighs 85 pounds..
DoNotKnowJack
Actually, 155 (the guy's weight)
Noob3rts
You missed the joke.
LittlemissEm
I read he was only about 40 lbs actually. The cat,not the man.
ItsAnAction
A 10lb house cat can fuck you up good. I wouldn’t want to mess with an 85 pound wild cat.
155DangerClose
are you talking about a child? If by fuck you up do you mean via bacteria in their claws?...
RackhamTheRed
In an interview the guy himselfe said it was "only" a little one and that he was worried that the cubs mother might be near too
XVUltima
I must be missing the joke. A little help?
butwhatifiAMarobot
Riffing on minor actor Jussie Smollet orchestrating a “hate crime” attack he faked, reported to po po, got lots of headlines, and now is
butwhatifiAMarobot
Getting a felony charge for filing a false police report. I would say “allegedly” but the police have evidence of him texting the
butwhatifiAMarobot
“Random strangers” who attacked him an hour before and an hour after the attack (and much other evidence) so it seems pretty solid
midrampage
So I think we all get that, but are people making a joke about this because they don't believe that Jussie faked the attack?
butwhatifiAMarobot
I just figured the asker isn’t American, or isn’t a news junkie. I haven’t seen or read anyone still saying they don’t believe he faked it.
EetWontFlush
Shouldn’t have paid mountain lion by check...
phonoodle415
HAH
KLANTIFA
I see you're good with money
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
That other cougar would still want him though.
kikehungry
Did it............ pounce
RiverBear
Classic mistake.
Vungor
Plus. Dont we all agree that cougars are more interested in the men than the money and they want publicity?
donkeypunchenthusiast
And also succulent man-meat.
antistatusquo
Cougars only accept BITcoin. *ba dum tss*
Ijustwantquiet
I thought it was catnip.
DamnedAustin
I find it interesting that Jussie Smollett is referenced 100 times/day on Imgur, but nobody talks about Christopher Paul Hasson....
155DangerClose
I love people like you who don't understand what a sensational topic is.
DamnedAustin
You don't think that a member of the armed forced planning on mass attacks on American citizens is sensational?
VinnieDeSchot
Who dat?
Unfortunate2
Because it's easier to make fun of a greedy rich dude failing to fake a hate crime than a guy plotting to commit mass murder being caught 1/
Unfortunate2
Hell there was even a Jewish guy in NY attacked on camera the night after jussie and got little attention. Some stuff makes big news, 2/
Unfortunate2
Some doesn't, and some stories have more entertaining parts to reference, and others don't. That's unfortunately how it goes. 3/3
tomyironmane
Because It doesn't fit the narrative. They don't actually CARE about victims. Just victim politics.