May 27, 2016 8:48 AM
Highwired
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NOOOOOOOOOO!
funny
Flyith2
Osama!
rexzeer
When I joined imgur it felt like I'd finally arrived to heaven.
myr14d
I'm going to point out that a lot of bombers are in fact frustrated young men with no prospect of marriage so... 72 other terrorists.
FreedomPanda
Aloha Snackbar!
Diabolical13
Fun fact apparently there's a debate over this phrase in the Quran and it's meaning is actually closer to raisins than virgins....
Doesn't matter! Still got a date.
Wait. What? Is the word for 'virgin' really similar to 'dried dates' or something?
JantherCan
Aha! I get it. If she went on dates and she was dry, she was still a virgin. Heh. Get it? ...I'll see myself out now.
Flyith2
Osama!
rexzeer
When I joined imgur it felt like I'd finally arrived to heaven.
myr14d
I'm going to point out that a lot of bombers are in fact frustrated young men with no prospect of marriage so... 72 other terrorists.
FreedomPanda
Aloha Snackbar!
Diabolical13
Fun fact apparently there's a debate over this phrase in the Quran and it's meaning is actually closer to raisins than virgins....
Highwired
Doesn't matter! Still got a date.
myr14d
Wait. What? Is the word for 'virgin' really similar to 'dried dates' or something?
JantherCan
Aha! I get it. If she went on dates and she was dry, she was still a virgin. Heh. Get it? ...I'll see myself out now.