Finally, my 72 virgins!

May 27, 2016 8:48 AM

Highwired

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NOOOOOOOOOO!

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Osama!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I joined imgur it felt like I'd finally arrived to heaven.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm going to point out that a lot of bombers are in fact frustrated young men with no prospect of marriage so... 72 other terrorists.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aloha Snackbar!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Fun fact apparently there's a debate over this phrase in the Quran and it's meaning is actually closer to raisins than virgins....

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Doesn't matter! Still got a date.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait. What? Is the word for 'virgin' really similar to 'dried dates' or something?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aha! I get it. If she went on dates and she was dry, she was still a virgin. Heh. Get it? ...I'll see myself out now.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0