Brownies by Dirk Turdly

Dec 23, 2020 1:45 AM

Insert family guy cornhole joke?

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What the...? I didnt have any corn.

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Never put nuts in brownies. That space is for morsels like m

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I mean, funny but also brownies absolutely would conform to their mold so that would just flat out look like corn.

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Yeah but have you ever removed goods from one of those pans? They're bastards.

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give it to some kids

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Now THAT’S a shitpost!

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That may disappoint some scats...

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I know a turd when I see one

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Hold up I think that pic on the left is mine

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We ignoring the fact that those brownies didn't come out of that pan?

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yes

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It's a fun joke, but yeah, they 100% didn't come out of that pan. By the look, my guess is Little Debbie: Fudge Brownies w/ Walnuts.

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7 molds but there are 8 turds. Which one is real?

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I think he said something like "ho-dee-how?"

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Wow

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Showed this to my son, he says I should post a comment that they look like poop - just incase one of you didn't notice that.

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Look, you made poop-shaped brownies. We've all done it. No one is believing that corn mold had anything to do with it

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My mom has this exact cast-iron baking pan. We use it for cornbread. It comes out looking exactly like corn... not poo.

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Specially since they don't even resemble the mold in the first place.

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Your face doesn’t even resemble the mold in the first place.

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I think it’s cause they look like poop. Most people don’t like to eat poop.

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It’s a bit nutty!

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Hidey-ho

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They forgot the towels.

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It's the season!

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Hidey-ho is Wilson from Home Improvement. Howdy Ho is Mr. Hankey. Important distinction.

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+1 for Dirk Turdly

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Walnuts are great in brownies.

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Oh shit!

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Those aren’t corn shaped. It looks like you just shit a bunch of times in some tupperware.

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Crumble them on ice cream

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Those things on the left do NOT look like they came out of that corn mold.

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Can I just eat the peanuts?

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Must've been baked at around three hundred turdy degrees.

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Put some corn in them next time

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Nah, white chocolate. Tasty and disgusting.

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"I don't remember eatin corn"

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It looks like they already have corn or nuts. I'm still skeptical these are even brownies

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i'm fairly certain they put walnuts in them, as they're using the hashtag #dontusewalnuts

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Or nuts

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That’s literally what they’re for

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Corn in the brownie is a staple of hungry mans.

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