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Fitness coach Paige Steakley shows how to gut a pumpkin for Halloween
Oct 6, 2021 2:59 PM
AkitaFuriosa
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Fitness coach Paige Steakley shows how to gut a pumpkin for Halloween
TupacAintDead
Ochropyra
geraltofriva
That sound would've come from me knees.
theimgurappsucksballs
omuaomua
Littlemacabre
Will never understand vegan mating rituals.
DieGeistreiter
Currently dating Peter the Pumpkin Eater
starheart8
servingmytimeinusersub
Paige.... Nevermind.
FairweatherHobbyist
Is this that hydraulic press channel people talk about?
RobinlessBatman
Death by snu-snu. I'm in!
scrumtrulessence
Love the crotch zooming at the end
hereforthefunnies
That pumpkin was already hollowed out!
TwoSpeedTony
If this is how pumpkin spice is made then the SPICE MUST FLOW!!
TheSaddestSeaHorse
That's sure one way to go about making pumpkin pie.
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hisdudenesselduderino
TODAY IS THE GREATEST
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TCGView
And you can still scoop out the seeds, roast them, and eat them. And a dog may eat the pumpkin...or a turtle.
keppler38
Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
AdmiralOutrageous
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DSki
I like the part where she sits there with her legs open.
madroxide86
Why is this a thing? Ut isnt difficult to do
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madroxide86
I would, you just wouldnt care to see a dude do it
AkitaFuriosa
You know that would actually count as OC around here. Folks like original content
madjo
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
bigdog838
it's not a pleasant way to go....
VeryLongTimeLurker
i also choose death by her thighs
get0ffmylawn
Euchre
She did watermelons before, I do believe.
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TheRicM
Found the pumpkinhead
outthere987
Fear boner engage
SergeantTerryJeffords
Scientists please explain the line on her left shin
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Scar
MrChewbacaHimself
Do you mean the shin bone? Cause that's a shin bone.
mikeymikec
shin bone. On one side of the front of your shin you'll feel it flat against the skin. Under minimal strain, you'll see the line/edge.
SergeantTerryJeffords
I meant how on the left it looks concave at the start of the video
Blutsaugher
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lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
jethroismaxbaer5772
AnneMakesMistakes
Sure. Fear is what's in my pants. That's it.
BigDaddyTruckNuts
NaughtButOne
Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
interwebeos
Women keep telling me that they are gonna crack my skull with their thighs, Little do they know that I dont break under pressure. I harden.
SithShodan
I was that kid who named his Metapod "Penis" so yeah. "Penis used HARDEN!" :v
Zeterai
Harden. Harden. Harden. STRING SHOT!
DrunkBobRoss
And here I thought that was a band.
ronnyhugo
The world is a vampire!
PrinceVlad
Cuz we're all just a rat in a caaaaaaaaaaagggeeee!
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imaginaryPeppers
Homer Simpson, smiling politely
ButLogicallyTho
A band of legs
ToasterDent
Smashing, as in the British adjective
pelchek
Xenia Onatopp would be impressed
pretzelwagon
She always did enjoy a good squeeze
AkitaFuriosa
Found the clip on here!
acetothermus
susanroshell0
My thoughts exactly!
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gablestout
MacDaddySmitt
bound4doom
Pumpkin seed are delicious.
a14g8cxD
Crazywelderguy
ITakePrideInClearPee
Hilarious yet somewhat saddening since the girl I love is unavailable
totallyserious69
It’s a strength exhibition of sorts. Most likely a sex thing at its roots.
ChickenROAR
Does your SO not conduct this daily ritual to provide for sustains for the family?
foxtale11
To show off the muscle that she has been training for. Why do anything not directly associated with survival?
totallyserious69
Tapping into her hunter gather roots when your ability to crack a wild pumpkin between your thighs was the difference between life and death
Throbbinwoodofsherwood
ifeedmydogbacongreasebecauseiloveher
I will stand by this single line till the day I die as being the funniest line ever said in a non-comedy show or movie.
shawns11385772
It's a pretty good line for sure, one of my favorites.
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vandan117
ExileonDaytonStreet
NorrisMantooth
Gimme the pingping pie!
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I WANT THE NUMBER FOR THE APPLE PIE!
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youreathing
FIX YOUR ASS BRO
unremarkableasterisk
Halloween sex is weird.
gumshoe99
I had the 69th upvote, it didn't feel right to upvote, but I knew my obligation
ButteredNoodleDriver
Are you suggesting that pumpkin isn't a lesbian?
jjw9
She’s gassed … popping her pumpkin took a lot out of her adductor muscles: brevis, longus, magnus!
Allisrevealed
RickySlade01
She can Jack my lantern anytime she wants!
igetaroundroundroundround
But amazing!
JanieKSmith
fbutt09
ButtersnapsMcGee
Better than camping sex! Which is fucking intense
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alilo94
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majorcovert
All I can think about is the Edpiside of "The Boys" where the crazy girlfriend cheats and crushes that guy's head while getting oral
theoriginalgiga
Wait what's going on?!?!
Stuffwithasideofthings
NSFW
OwMyChin
The Boys. Watch it if you haven't. It's great.
ryan131
And that is only like the 10th craziest thing that happens on that show
majorcovert
And that's like the second or third episode