The French.

Sep 5, 2025 1:14 PM

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Jokes are 80% delivery, i think he nailed it😂

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was in Switzerland and France lately. No English. None. They do understand you. They just won't speak it back to you. And I'm not even from an English speaking country. Which is shity behavior towards tourists, because when they come to my country as tourists 1)they don't speak MY language, 2)oh what a miracle, now they do speak English.

11 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Comic credit: Gianmarco Soresi :)

11 months ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

@op

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That works between us too. As a French,that's me when I try to order anything in an Italian restaurant/grocery store.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes. Last time I went through the Paris airport, I saw 3 separate people literally crying at different airport counters. They were pleading with airline employees, who clearly did not give two shits, based on their facial expressions. CDG airport is tough.

11 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

The French for no is "non". The French for yes is "oui mais non".

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As a french, CDG is awfull. And employee there for the most part don't give a effin f.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eff yeah, Gianmarco Soresi is one of my favorite comics right now.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Him and Sammy Obeid

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that his merch includes pictures of his awkward postures. He moves awkwardly, like me. He sits like me, too. Hashtag adhd gang

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd been in France 2-3 months and learning tons. We were having lunch with a family and they served watermelon and I said to the kid "You have to shoot (tirer .. because I didn't know) the seeds" and this little shit in a high chair corrected me "NON. IL FAUT CRACHER (spit) LES PEPITES!"

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After 2y in France, we spent 1.5y in Poland and WOW what a difference. If you even *try* to speak some Polish, they were so graceful and grateful. We had a Polish woman with us and I learned to say "I'm sorry but I really don't speak much Polish". Problem was that I learned to say it *perfectly* and nobody believed me.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Recently got back from rural Quebec. My husband speaks pretty fluent French but I speak no French. People won't even acknowledge his existence because his accent isn't 100%, nevermind my American ass.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Which I found funny because I learned all my french in France but, when I'm in QC visiting my kids, I can't understand them unless they speak slowly. Even then...

France kept its accent pure and allowed its language to evolve.
Quebec's accent went to shit but they still speak some of ye olden times french.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I have a Quebec friend and even she needs her boyfriend to translate for his family. Rural quebecois is a whole other beast.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not only do they treat non-native French speakers this way, but they even do it to Canadians—French is our native language too! I have a master’s degree in literature, I know the French authors and classics probably better than they do, and still
 I say “Bonjour” to them in our shared language, and they act like complete jerks about it. Just as you said, their response is, “Oh, Canadian—better switch to English.” Unbelievable and the rest of the French world is united in hating then.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Je suis dĂ©solĂ© que cela vous soit arrivĂ©, mais ça reste une anecdote trĂšs spĂ©cifique. Ne le prenez pas pour une rĂšgle universelle. Et ne suis convaincu que c'Ă©tait un malentendu? Dans le passĂ©, ça m'est arrivĂ© d'entendre des QuĂ©bĂ©cois, mais de ne pas les comprendre purement Ă  cause de ma profonde non-exposition Ă  leurs accents. Que d'autres francais passent spontanĂ©ment Ă  l'anglais est un peu extreme, mais ils vous ont peut ĂȘtre pris pour un Ă©tranger non francophone. Oui c'est un peu fou...

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pour vous en dire sur moi, je suis Français, j'ai vĂ©cu 30 ans en France mais pas a Paris. Et je vis maintenant Ă  MontrĂ©al depuis presque 10 ans :D mais si ça peut rassurer, sachez que bizarrement, ça m'est arrivĂ© aussi deux ou trois fois Ă  Paris que moi aussi on me parle spontanĂ©ment en Anglais alors mĂȘme que j'avais commencĂ© la conversation en Français et je n'ai mĂȘme pas d'accent, parce qu'on m'a pris pour un touriste? Certes, c'Ă©tait dans la file de sĂ©curitĂ© de la tour eiffel... Bizarre!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I pass you on my commute and you say "morning!" and I don't say "morning!" back, it's not because I don't give the single tiniest fuck whether you have a good morning or not (I don't, but that's an unrelated issue), it's because my brain is very slow at switching gears and by the time it engaged the bits that make my tongue move we had already left one another in the dust

11 months ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 7

I have Iooked directly into people's faces and not recognized them until they said my name. Then, it's like their face comes into focus, and they cease to be a part of the background.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. This is why unless someone is outright a dick to me i just assume they have other stuff going on.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

French commute will teach real fast how to play zombie. If it's not already the case where you live right now

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, we all move to the beat of a different drummer. I enjoy the social niceties of acknowledging/being acknowledged when I encounter others - verbal or otherwise - but don't take offense if not acknowledged. As far as Paris goes, I was there twice decades and ago and found their reputation for aloofness unfounded.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I pass you on my commute and you say "morning!" and I don't say "morning!" back, it's because I don't give the single tiniest fuck whether you have a good morning or not (I really don't, and I don't care if you know it. So I guess what I'm saying is: Two types of people.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

You can shrink that down to "I don't care about anyone but myself", instead of bringing acknowledging another person into it. Don't think for a second your behavior doesn't make a difference to someone, though; they could end their life because you were the final proof they needed that everyone sucks, or you give a small smile and they could feel that life is worth living. We're all in this together whether you like it or not.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

dude it was a joke... relax.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like the very specific honesty in this comment

11 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Overly honest methods. https://runt-of-the-web.com/best-overly-honest-methods/

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would just spark an internal covo with myself. "morning" "oh shit it is, god I have a lot to do today, what am I going to get for lunch..

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...shit, i should have said "morning!" back to that person. They probably think i'm a dick now. *Proceeds to obsess over this for weeks and feel bad for weeks*

Other person: that guy was really deep in thought, probably didnt hear me. Oh well. *forgets about it in seconds*

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I lived in Paris for a while & was most affirming place in terms of being acknowledged. After about 3 days,not only did the people from the bread shop greet me warmly in the store,but if I passed them in the street they would say hello. My bank card got eaten by the atm & somehow I ended up in the bank before opening hours in order to retrieve it. All the staff went round each other to say goodmorning & most of them came up to me,even though I was just some randomer. Not everywhere is like that.

11 months ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 5

I lived in Paris for a year. You'll have that experience from service workers if you are polite to them and after they see you a few times. Also, I want to note that the behavior you saw at the bank is (or was) the norm and considered very rude not to do it.
But try to speak French in Paris and most people will ignore you, pretend they don't understand you or change immediately to English.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've spent a lot of time in France and this is consistent with my experience.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You would've the same experience also in Belgium, atleast on the french speaking side.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sorry to correct your english, but this threw me off so much. Although "Would've" is short for "would have," it doesn't work in this context, and I just can't explain why.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

US used to be that way. Maga has divided us successfully beyond anything the oligarchs could have imagined.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm learning French: it has been made very clear to me that a part of French culture is that u MUST greet the other person u're talking to, u MUST speak with the proper level of respect, in THEIR language (to start). You can't just walk up to a worker in a store and say, "where are the nails?" No, it's gotta be, "Excuse me, sir? Hello. How are you? Good! I was wondering, where can I find the nails?" There's a subtle insistence that you treat them like people, not slaves or machines.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a frenchman this is true but I recommend you don't ask strangers how they are, that's not common practice.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I learned recently the French grow up with 4 magic words to the Americans' 2: s'il vous plaĂźt and merci (please and thank you) but also bonjour and au revoir (hello/goodbye). It's very important to greet other folks before getting down to the rest of the interaction. I think a lot of Americans miss that social cue and that's a cause for the coldness they may experience. It's very common for Americans to start a convo like, "hey gimme an X." but also some people are just dicks, in any country lol

11 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

As an American, you should all just learn English to accommodate our collective ignorance


I mean the language is so great that we took it for ourselves. Just like we took the land itself
 and a lot of people


Hmmm
 Actually, Maybe don’t listen to America

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In France when you want to say that someone was rude to you, let say he asked for something bluntly, you will say "he asked that without hello nor thank you/il m'a demandé ca sans bonjour ni merci" so yeah you're pretty right i'd say, it completely changes how people view the interaction

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's true, most interactions were neutral, some were sweet, and I know there was a couple who I know were sitting back and saying whatever rude things French people say. In fact my buddy came from a place where faces get punched for such things (whatever it was lol), but he just laughed. I bought film and fireworks from a store and they were helpful with my miming lol. Like you said, everybody's different no matter where you go.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah. Maybe it's just because I'm from the Midwest, but any time I hear someone start a conversation off like that, I get an *immediate*, massive bias against them. Even when they're not talking to me. In fact, it's *especially* when they're not talking to me.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah I've found from my time in Paris that "Paris is full of assholes" to only be true bc the tourists are assholes. Even with my dog shit French, everyone was always super nice to me. Also, side note, Brits are WAY fucking louder in France that Americans are, so my theory is French ppl can't tell the difference and just say "Americans are loud"

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Paris is a tourist city. It's full of people being unintentionally (or intentionally) rude to each other because of language barriers. Plus, tourists are assholes who don't know the social rules, and the Parisians are assholes who have decided to be perma-mad about it, rather than understanding.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I (French) am fluent enough in English that I can make the difference between Britons, Australians and Americans by ear, and from my own subjective experience, Americans are, on average, somewhat louder than other English speakers. Britons, however, are much, much louder than Americans when drunk. But surprisingly, English speakers aren't the loudest tourists I've encountered: that crown belongs, in a tie, to the Spanish and Germans (saying this without hate, I'm currently learning German).

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a Brit, that pretty much how it works at home too. We're a quiet reserved society full of politeness, until 5pm and then degenerate into drunken shouting.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That fits my memories of living in England. I miss that country.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0