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SwarleysQuinntervention
My enormous peeheeheenis!
thekidwrites
http://sernaiotto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/The-Rock-Clapping-Reaction-Gif.gif
dreamingvividly
I just buried my face in my hands and died laughing. Thanks for that.
LegendofMetroid
TheDauphin
was this from The Patriot?!
toofunnybruh
Game of Thrones
BeardsBearsAndBrian
ORIGINAL SAUCE: Da Vinci's Notebook: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE
Zugswang
The first time I heard this was on Bob and Tom back when I was still in middle school.
matrix86
A customer came into my store and this was his ringtone! Had everyone in line in tears...well, except for the poor little old lady :P
SomeoneSneaky
Oh my god, I haven't heard this in so long that I forgot it existed. Thank you!
mustbefunatparties
This song is my new happy place.
lovsindarie
I am a girl *penis envy* so glad I took the time listen though!
DoctorReio
Alright folks who listened we know what to do... front page this bitch
kuriakos
The scatting at the end. Zum Zop Zee Wap PEeeeeenis
mechantloup
It sounded like a Louis Armstrong impression, I died!
TheLastGunslinger
I'm not sure what I expected.
WhatisaYute
I used to love listening to these guys on Bob & Tom's morning radio show!
Janedoe783
Dat song <3
clutteredcanvas
I'm a lady. I can't send this to anyone or else it will all be lies!
LoopStricken
Buy a big ol' dildo.
clutteredcanvas
and just look at it?
LoopStricken
Do you really want a stranger from the Internet to tell you what to do with a big ol' dildo?
clutteredcanvas
Good point. I retract my question
crazyfrancoamerican
im just trying to find good-ish reasons to send this to ppl as a lady-person....
crazyfrancoamerican
maybe its a bit like 'girl balls'...we can send it anyways and ppl will understand we have strong warrior vaginas... or something
atonalpotatoes
With one of my majors being in music composition, I am currently experiencing a lot of self loathing. Nothing I write will be this golden.
Daevin
Another one I like is "I'm Awesome" by Spose. Check it out, it makes me laugh lol
Galanta
Ugh..atonal
atonalpotatoes
You got something against atonal music?
TheLastGunslinger
1. Lie down; 2. Try not to cry; 3. Cry a lot.
atonalpotatoes
Dude, I'm so unemployable it's not even funny. I set aside a minimum of 90 minutes every morning to mourn my future.
ohsillyus
Now now if you can compose you can write. if you can write you can sell quick riffs, beats, and lyrics to folk. Where do you practice?
TheLastGunslinger
Play in clubs and sleazy joints like the drummer man.
atonalpotatoes
I'm sure sleazy joints will fully appreciate my atonal masterpieces...sadly, I'm already a lounge singer at a local club. IT'S BEGINNING.
TheLastGunslinger
Ain't nothin' but a thang, baby.
SprekenZeeChickens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq4uCWtQE24&feature=youtube_gdata_player
ch3burashka
This is a comedic song that comes up on my Pandora station. It's among the worst. I'm guessing you can do better.
atonalpotatoes
Of course I can write more theoretically challenging pieces that are actually of some substance. Doesn't mean people want to hear them.
Pyrrhus
"Hey, wanna listen to what I wrote? ...What do you think?" "It's... interesting..."
atonalpotatoes
Then I try to explain how I picked my tone rows using hexachordal combinatoriality and that's why it's cool. Blank stares all around.
Blissfulshadows
I was like; Mhm, this is good then I got to the chorus and I was like;
Daggaroth
The group is : Divinci's Notebook, for anyone interested
Crayencour
Thank you!
meladanielle
THEY DID THE IRISH DRINKIN' SONG (not from Whose Line). And it is GLORIOUS.
Daggaroth
its one of my favorite songs of all time :)
meladanielle
Oh deer lord it is so fucking funny.
rockiesmagicnumber
Man I remember listening to this back in college. One of those viral hits along with "Wanna F Your Sister" and "The Only Gay Eskimo"
Elminst
Upvote for Only Gay Eskimo by Corky and the Juice Pigs
kingsudsy
I knew i recognized Paul singing!
ghettoduk
I saw them open for Stephen Lynch years ago. Awesome show.
Dalylah
I figured this out myself but was terrified at googling that phrase. Wish I had read further down first haha.
TheHerbalist
Ah! I actually know these guys and didn't know it! They're often mistaken for being Moxy Fruvous (a very similar band!)
trailerparksupervisor
Title of the Song is another gem of theirs.
IGetMyAdviseFromAGuyNamedJustFart
Is this the group that does "Internet Porn?
trailerparksupervisor
Yes.
IGetMyAdviseFromAGuyNamedJustFart
"
Somnophobe
(+1 for closing your quote.)
trailerparksupervisor
Yes.
IGetMyAdviseFromAGuyNamedJustFart
Mr. Lahey?
Somnophobe
They collaborated with Moxy Fruvous for a cover of a TMBG song.. it was a nerdgasmic overload.
TheHerbalist
YES! FELLOW FRUHEAD.
Somnophobe
I got to go to a live show in San Fran back in 2000. Even better live. Wish they were still around.
TheHerbalist
So jealous! I found out about them in about 2005 when Murray joined Great Big Sea a a bass player. Very happy to find some fans here!
rockiesmagicnumber
WHAT WHERE
Somnophobe
http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/Shoehorn+With+Teeth+TMBG+Cover/m0NqJ?src=5
Somnophobe
The link seems to break at the !.. just copy/paste the whole thing or google.
fixial
No longer together but Paul & Storm are 1/2 of them and they're great!
Ereptor
...The internet is old enough now that a whole internet community doesn't know this song. That's quite a statement.
Digssweet177
It blows my mind that so many people haven't heard this yet. Isn't it a web-browsing requirement??
WrathHammer
How old is it? I had no idea this existed...
Digssweet177
The first time I heard it was maybe 6 years ago. The music fraternity at school sang it as a joke to our sorority (the music one). Glorious.
WrathHammer
I bet the reaction was wonderful to see
Digssweet177
It was beautiful lol we're all a bunch of jokers.
SeeJayEmm
Sorry it wasn't on my syllabus. *looks* all I see here are cats & Jennifer Lawrence.
HairyLarryThePurpleCow
New ringtone?
godoftheapocalypse
tell me where i can download it and ill do it
godoftheapocalypse
nvm i found it
myself26
I dare you.
aweebitbmpy
I DOUBLE dare you, motha fucka
zavalava
SAY ENORMOUS ONE MORE TIME
demonic
Penis
TheLastGunslinger
I double dare you.
shelvacu
I quintuple dog dare you
thegirlfromtheplaceyouknow
I double double dare you.
demonic
Imma use it as well
SpicedNipples
It's been mine for two years now.
LogeeLassleyyy
its a song by Da Vinci's Notebook, called Enormous Penis.
RobsRug
I'm gonna steal that idea! Starting it from around 1:52, got the choir preaching!
godoftheapocalypse
GUYS ITS NOW MY RINGTONE
wackjack
New ringtone.
IronicDancing
You are my hero forever if you follow through on this.
tinoamaru
is there a shorter version just with the chorus ?
Zer0th
What is wrong with the pink fluffy unicorns? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWM2joNb9NE
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
Waiting for something, anything really, meh
AntiDownVoteActivist
wtf did I just watch
italianhobo411
I am sending this to my ex, crush. friend, parent, sibling, cousin, who happens to all be one person. My teacher.
Burrduh
West Virginia...?
SometimesIFallOutOfPlanes
This comment needs more votes.
notirrelevant
So how's the weather in Alabama these days?
flounderflound
+1 for beating me to it.
italianhobo411
Sunny with a chance of sex
Zodi
I would like for someone to chart how that is possible.
pyroholicrage
I...made this thing. It's a hot mess, but the kids are indeed siblings, cousins, and one is a parent to the other. http://imgur.com/vhvVvPV
PunsAndBunsForever
Your sister has to have sex with her own father. She is now your parent and half sister. Her parents have to be brother and sister. (1/?)
PunsAndBunsForever
This makes her your cousin because your father had sex with is sister to conceive your mother. Your mother's mother is your aunt (2/?)
PunsAndBunsForever
making your mother your cousin. The teacher, friend, and crush part has nothing to do biologically so your mother/cousin/half-sister (3/?)
vavavoooom
MRW
CanadaisAmericasHat
Saved
TinkerAndMod
Best use of this .gif I've seen so far. +1
comebacklaterimthinkingofsomethingfunnytosay
Watching this while listening to the song might be the most fun I've had in months.
apehat
toastytheburninator
I lost it. I tried to hold it back. I couldn't. Well done.
Makimakithefirst
MRW="Oh god what horrorfilm am I UML...oh it's just Da Vinci's Notebook. Cool! *sings along*"
HeyCasButt
I too had heard this song before
snuzzled
For best effect, do not click this gif until 0:45
Aergius
Cyanide & Happenis?
benephon
you will never get enough upvotes for this comment
plumjerkum
Someone needs to turn this into an upvote gif.
stevetehpirate
Oh the happy times are coming to stay!
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
Comment for later use. I will use this. I'm just letting you know. Thanks!
Toolazytobewitty
need to be able to access this
mosh93
I ended up watching this throughout the whole song! +1
HeistheZissou
What's with the Guy Gardner jacket?
JustAGreyWizard
You have given the world a great gift. We must take it to the next level http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/2NWf9hB.gif&v=5EPRSvFOyIE&s=44
L0rdVetinari
I was looking for this so I didn't have to do it by my self :) Thank you.
peltsari
I love you
Ginkasama
You are a genius, +1
ghettofish
Thank you, I love you. Shall we swing it together?
joetheshmo
best way to start the day
WowSuchDoge
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Sick-Reference-Bro-Your-References-Are-Out-Of-Control-Johan-Hill-In-This-Is-The-End.gif
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I'm sick?!
opheleon
That filename finally told me where that gif is from. Gonna get on with that movie.
wintermute93
You won't be disappointed.
usernumber84
"Johan"
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Also. Saving for later use.
iHaappened
What's crazy about this is, he was swinging it at the beat of the song.
huanthewolfhound
It fits perfectly (TWSS).
ILostIt
i...it..yeah it does
NexiKuro
He's slightly faster actually, but it's pretty close. Neat.
overlordbubbles
overlordbubbles
HE SWINGS TO THE BEAT!
Boredashell
So are we just going to personify a penis and be ok with it?
SederHishtalshelus
And thee beat goes chick-chickee-boom chick-chickee-boom chick-chickee-boom
myself26
I needed that laugh.
JustForTheLulz
As did I.
Newphonewhodiz
This is very relavent http://imgur.com/2RxMx9s
thelonehamster
what sho is that??
Newphonewhodiz
Deep space 69. YouTube that shit
CommentComplimenter
+1 for Deep Space 69
SaintofPlagues
Haven't we established that hug dicks are like communism?
StrawberryPrincess92
how far my jaw opens determines when a dick is too big to be fun for me.
HerrKrinkle
Yeah, but this one's not huge. It's enormous.
zuluboy
Good in theory but... i forgot the rest
thatguyinthecornersays
good in theory bad in practice
LearnedCoward
And I am *always* bad in practice.
MathSalts
Totally, I use mine to dominate the people of Russia and eastern Europe.
Hoarderofsecrets
Whats wrong with hugging dicks? I like it when my gf does that
SwoundOfMusic
Hell, I like it even when I do it
btbias
Started off quite lovely. Became hilarious.
ImnotasmartmanbutIknowwhatloveis
I'm in class right now and I cannot stop laughing
Newphonewhodiz
Well just remember http://imgur.com/2RxMx9s
Reilem
I laughed so hard it felt like I was having an ab workout.
CommonWhiteGirl
As a deaf person, can someone tell me what's going on here
LicenseToSpooge
Whenever life gets you Down, Has you wearing a frown,
PandaTheGhost
"I take a look at my enormous peeeeenis, and my troubles start melting awaaay" it's beautiful! The song.... I mean
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
Wait..is this that Bob and Tom song?
dat586
It was featured on Bob and Tom, but it was actually done by Da Vinci's Notebook (disbanded in 2004).
Jeanetteplayer
It starts as an normal 1930's barbershop song. But after a litle while the lyrics is about "my enormous penis".
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
You are awesome! No really, my sister is deaf and that made me smile.
imgursCEO
if your deaf then why does it say that you like people with accents on your profile?
CommonWhiteGirl
Because I have hearing aids and I can hear with them
sexymotherfuckeryouhavealargepenis
Hey you have earbuds in your profile picture! You're playing tricks!
CommonWhiteGirl
I use bose! I can still hear a little bit, I'm just legally deaf. Plus the base is the part I really listen to :D
MyCatsNameIsPotato
penis
TheBitSlinger
I kinda wish now that I didn't know what it was about.
SirNoTouchingTheDogPlease
can you please tell me what your username is about?
TheBitSlinger
I sling 0s and 1s for a living, i.e. I write software (web sites, PC apps). I used to sling weapons, but it didn't pay as well.
SirNoTouchingTheDogPlease
oh dear. I definitely read it as "the bits linger" and was very curious as to how that would play out. "the bit slinger" is much less dirty
TheBitSlinger
Ha! I never considered Bits Linger.
SirNoTouchingTheDogPlease
but still cool :)
Pepinlo
A really lovely song that suddenly turns GREAT because the singer's life may suck but he has an enormous penis.
testingonetwothreetesting
he calls it a "trouser monster"
CommonWhiteGirl
Thank you kind soul
EnjoysTheRain
http://www.sweetslyrics.com/442416.Da%20Vinci's%20Notebook%20-%20Enormous%20Penis.html
Pepinlo
Hey, no worries monica.
CommonWhiteGirl
smooth
Pepinlo
What can I say, I'm a complete charmer when I'm listening to songs about enormous penises.
GifMagister
Cant you get implant now? Or is that only for some?
SoupFace
Yeah, definitely not that simple...or available for everyone.
GifMagister
Why?
ilovededyoupiggy
it's not that simple... and some Deaf people don't want to be hearing.
GifMagister
Please tell me more. Who can get it? And why would you not want to get it?
ilovededyoupiggy
Many Deaf people are proud of their hearing loss and don't see it as a disability. If you've never been hearing, you don't know what 6/?
ilovededyoupiggy
story and this is just a summarization of my knowledge and opinion (as a hearing person with some involvement in the Deaf community). 11/12
ilovededyoupiggy
community. Some believe cochlears will eventually cause the extinction of the Deaf community and d/Deafness altogether which as I said 5/?
ilovededyoupiggy
in the Deaf community. Many Deaf people see nothing wrong with being d/Deaf and are a very proud, tight-knit (but still very welcoming) 4/?
ilovededyoupiggy
because as a parent, with society pressures, that is a very difficult decision to make. However, there are always many sides to one 10/12
ilovededyoupiggy
when a child is first born or very young because it has a better chance of working. This is one of the biggest reasons for controversy 9/?
ilovededyoupiggy
This can help shed some light too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0uAx7N1TYs&list=PL5CgSLiomtkJ6F8FhBXXYfJ7qvRF5L2J5&feature=share&index=2
GifMagister
Thank you. I learned and I understand
ilovededyoupiggy
Cochlears are not a wow-I-can-hear-perfectly-now quick fix. Very simply put they are implanted in the brain with a magnetic device placed2/?
ilovededyoupiggy
on the outside of the head. Even with it more often than not there is still some form of hearing loss. It's a very controversial topic 3/?
ilovededyoupiggy
hearing is like, hence no reason to miss it or be sorrowful. There are some people who do get it and like it there are also those who 7/?
ilovededyoupiggy
get it and hate it so they don't wear the outer part (the part that does magic magnetic stuff to let them hear) it's usually best to do 8/?
ilovededyoupiggy
There are different levels of hearing loss. Those with very profound hearing loss would not be helped even with a cochlear implant. Also 1/?
TheLastGunslinger
OH GOD
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Simnut94
http://imgur.com/HUUKc0x that would be the lovely Adam Levine
SqueakShow
Accidentally deleted my comment :/ Anyway, can't say I'm a fan of Levine. His voice grates my innards.
Simnut94
I can see that, but watching him on the voice is a joy and he's very easy on the eyes.
birdiebridget
Basically my exact reaction and exactly how I am laughing.
thekidwrites
I double this reaction! It's so good! So is the song!
TheLastGunslinger
My initial reaction (my other comment somewhere down there) was vanilla. Then, about forty seconds in-- well, you see the .gif.
pridebeforethefall
OMG. (love the handle btw.. sk)
DemonDarakna
this perfectly describes me right now XD
TheMonsterWithinYou
I thought it was going to be something I could show my mom because shes been stressed out. She is going to kill me! Please send help!
anni8unny
where is this gif from?
bombadil92
It's Adam Levine, The Voice.
eelero
I still don't understand these .jpgs that act like gifs.
TheLastGunslinger
LaggyController
nearly my exact reaction XD
abs42
My exact reaction! Minus being good-looking.
DeathMaker900
perfect
superinuitt
>.jpg. It moves. I'M CONFUSED.
notepass
Fileextension!=mime and mime==content,so a gif can also have a .jpg-extension, but is played as gif, because the browser recocnises the mime
crackerjackkat
...I kinda like it... OH WAIT OH MY GOSH IT JUST GOT TO THE CHORUS I'M SORRY JESUS. but I still like it.
pinkcris
It's kind of amazing.
SassyVader
Some of my friends (twins, which makes it even better) sang it for their HIgh School Party. It was... well, quite awesome I have to say.
SweetBabyJesus
Don't be sorry.
threepwood007
I've heard this song before, and the second it started I knew. I'm so happy anyone whobhasnt heard it is getting a chance.
RepostStatisticsIntern
In case you want a non-joke quartet song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ogV49WGco
uscsweetheart
Someone sent this to me when I was having a horrible day, and it seriously turned shit around
chemistrydoc
Thought, "Who says...OH MY GOSH...on Imgur". Read your profile. Made perfect sense. I think you're a cool Kat.
crackerjackkat
Hahaha, thank you so much. That made me laugh.
PrettyCoolToo
Haha I did the same thing
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
You spell cat with a K? Would you like a break with that?
phlyrox
You spell Kat with a c?
DoctorCatDog
Well thread OP spells their username with a K so...
michaelg366
I'm going to try to get my barbershop quartet to sing this.
EnjoysTheRain
The group is Da Vinci's Notebook (defunked), Reduced to "Paul and Storm"
anchored4life
Please do. And film it.
thatfrisbeeguy
A bunch of friends did this for as an acapella performance for a show and it was EPIC. Do it!!
ChuckChuckRazool
I didn't click the link but the mention of a barbershop quartet makes me think this is DaVinci's Notebook - "Enormous Penis"
UncleBuster
The B Sharps
Capone184
OP MUST DELIVER!
QueenOfTheWootWootDance
Oh my God, yes please!
GamerStix
Good luck, I couldn't find an arrangement of it anywhere
asnakeman
Who needs an arrangement? Any good arranger can do this by ear...hums a few bars...I'll do it.
GamerStix
Surely OP will deliver. Let's just wait.
whatkins
And *my* a cappella group. Mixed gender!
Kieralynh
If you are really in a barbershop quartet we must be best friends immediately. Are you in the Barbershop Enthusiasts FB group?
michaelg366
No I'm not! I only just recently became part of one after our music fraternity wanted to put one together for a recital.
Emmanessly
Holy crap, what are you people doing here? OMG <3
YoTimbo
I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat.
asnakeman
YoTimbo
I am really happy that someone did. Usual Suspects is great.
pinkcris
It makes me think of that scene when the vultures in Jungle Book are singing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGTWmrnPdgk
pinkcris
But honestly, I was NOT expecting that...
pinkcris
I just realized I posted the wrong video. Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEvoKVrrhf4
tosafety
I know tons of people who sing barbershop :D the community isnt that large, maybe you know them too ^^
Emiliegoyourownway
it's also not that small that everyone in barbershop knows everyone haha.
asnakeman
You'd be surprised. I went to a JAD convention last year - and a TON of people knew who I was. I had no idea who they were.
Emiliegoyourownway
i am surprised haha
wuurm
Well they did say "maybe".
Emiliegoyourownway
this is true!
tosafety
No but if they compete it's not surprising if they know of each other at least.
Emiliegoyourownway
all i'm trying to say is that its a little bit of a large assumption..
Emiliegoyourownway
what about the added thing called distance? i'm guessing you're american and assume all barbershop quartets are in america?
tosafety
Nice guess but no I am swedish :)
Kieralynh
Hahahah clearly you're unfamiliar with the presence of barbershop in Sweden. Yeah. They're huge.
asnakeman
Ever hear of a little quartet called Max Q? My chorus director is their Baritone. I sing tenor.
Kieralynh
HOLY SHIT YOUR DIRECTOR IS GARY LEWIS?! JK I'm not that impressed, I was in Toast of Tampa. #TonyDeRosa4EVER
skcfc
Perry?
TheDrunkenberg
I dream of the day I am in a barbershop quartet.
kiaserzohsay
I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois.
Molesome
I was in one for a while. Such glamour
ajgriffy
When he said "my barbershop quartet" I pictured a dapper gentleman that has his own personal quartet following him around narrating his life
michaelg366
Well you aren't wrong...
thegoddamn18thavenger
Complete with twisty moustache?
TheDrunkenberg
Nothings complete without a twisty moustache.
PuffySlits
Always with twisty moustache.
asnakeman
I'm in a quartet. I sing tenor. How about yourself?
michaelg366
I sing bass :)
asnakeman
Nice. Gotta love those delicious bass notes. Where are you from?
michaelg366
I'm from Marietta, GA but I go to UGA, which is where my group is based out of. How about you?
alethalskirt
OMFG I'm in Athens! Where can I go to hear you guys perform???
asnakeman
I live in Canton Ohio, and sing with the Canton Hall of Fame Chorus and the Men of Independence. Competing at International this year.
deebr
I'll take lead
skcfc
Central Standard out of Kansas City here!
skcfc
... and I sing tenor
asnakeman
The best part ever, amirite?
Kieralynh
Baritone here, reporting for duty. Heh. Duty.
TheGenieOfTheLamp
I can lead. :)
asnakeman
Let's see...we have a tenor, a baritone, and a bass @michaelg366. All we need is a lead - and we can do a multitrack. OMG IMGUR MULTITRACK
Kieralynh
I LOVE THIS IDEA. What tag?
asnakeman
Well, I can sing a B full voice, and I have a full octave higher than that in falsetto...so no worries about how high it will be.
asnakeman
It would depend, @michaelg366, on how low of a bass note you have.