Pet birds anyone?

The scandal, you ask?

My Dad couldn't bear Mum and I talking about it, because it was such scandalous behaviour on the part of my bird.

Having a bath.

She tips out the water when done. Very tidy of her.

This is Crayon, a scaly breasted lorikeet

She's not the brightest crayon in the box but I love her. Eleven years old, I've had her since she was a chick.

Cockatoo tax