A little dump for when you dump

Mar 18, 2016 3:35 AM

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these dumps are too frequent. i don't have diarrhea.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last one seems a bit mean.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one about the Redditor is obviously fake. If it was real he'd be a Stage 5 at least.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The god one... what if every other animal had to live the lives of all its kind to make other gods, like dog god and candiru god

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fixed #1 for you:

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

doin' gods work

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for the Farquads and Jesuis Christ.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Favorite only for the last one.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That long one about reincarnation is from a play called "The Adding Machine and every time I see it reposted like that it pisses me off...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my favourite dump ever, the most pics I've not seen before and funniest. Great job @OP

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*squee* thank you! That means a bunch! This is my first post ever, and I love that it's being so well received!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looking forward for potential new ones then =D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 Lima Lima Mike Foxtrot

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That ww history was the best,

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WWII made me laugh.... (Opposite to just exhale through my nose)

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"I am now blinded by my rage and hate and now think this is a good idea" I need to add this to my lexicon

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jezus christ that philosophy fucked me up

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The egg one?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yea

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello fellow me! Let's embrace the fact that "I" am Donald Trump!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This had made me genuinely laugh today.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

stopped looking at them at Vault Tech Matt. +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right, cuz I would totally believe 1888 is your personal phone number.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Check the fridge." "For what?" "A settlement that needs your help."

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My Zodiac sign is Scorpio. Doesn't sound too promising either.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Virgo :(

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 When Greg said he wanted head, I think there was a bit of miscommunication

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that egg thing was written by the dude that wrote the martian

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If it was, that's cool as FUCK

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SUSAN, I NEED HELP EATING THIS BURRITO. MY ARMS, SUSAN, THEY'RE TOO SHORT TO HOLD THIS BURRITO. SUSAN. WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING SUSAN?

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SUSAN I NEED A RIDE TO THE DENTIST I'M LATE FOR AN APPOINTMENT. SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Hi bats"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 would be better if the character were actually on the right sides :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kylo Ren as Matt haha

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A few of these I already knew so I scrolled by without reading them because I know how hard I laugh at them and its the middle of the night

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Cena number isnt working :/

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

aww

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This works: 1-480-696-6894

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

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. Because these guys right here got the right idea!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Apparently the word "nandos" is Zulu and it means "Nandos" and yes it came back capitalized.

10 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

wow

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks Google Translate /s/

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Nandos is named after one of the founders Fernando Duarte. He took his friend out for peri peri chicken, they bought the place & made Nandos

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That's from Nando's Peri Peri - a fast food chicken chain. "Nando" is a name - short for Fernando.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And it's a chicken chain from Zulu?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well... from South Africa, yes. They're all over Washington DC now. Good stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 actually dead indiana Jones in a fridge is in Fallout: New Vegas, fedora and all.

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I went by that and was like 'huh, like in Indiana Jones 4' and kept walking with no thought about it beyond that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yep, right out of goodsprings traveling down the road look to the left you will see a fridge with bones and all.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And if you have a certain "perk" it plays eerie music

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have to have the Wild Wasteland perk for it to work. If you have any Fallout questions I bet I have an asnwer, message me fallout shit

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best perk in the games, damn shame it's not in 4. Then again, 4 has a buncha weird shit too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True hha

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There's a kid in a fridge in FO4, too. I assumed it was a nod to Indy. Funny to know there's an actual Indy in NV.

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It's not far out if the first town, and I think you go past it in the training mission to kill gekos

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru from Star Wars are also in the game, their corpses are in Lipton, they presumably were killed by the Legion.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, Lipton. That town that was turned into a graveyard by Laesers Negion?

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Fucking. Perfect.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? Neat.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Their Indy has on one of those trillbys that fallout 3 and New Vegas have. 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good to know. I think I'll go looking for that later. Thanks

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Yep, I think you need Wild Wild Wasteland on, but it's just south of Goodsprings, unfortunately since the fedora is a non playable item 1/2

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Is it my imagination or did that make some wall have the monty python romans go home text on it soemwhere

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People called Romanes, they go the house?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It did.. Think was cottonwood cove, where you would take the boat to the legion camp

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man I need to replay this.. cause I can't afford FO4 for another.. six months probably (cause my computer can't run it so i need a new one)

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