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Oct 14, 2022 12:31 PM
KENJimmY
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Re-toast from reddit, initially was 50MB gif
SwedenAndersson
This person could either be 5 or 50 years old. I have no idea seriously my mind twisted itself
Trimule
Now that's some DAAAAAARK humor! First time I've giggled out loud in a long time.
reichstein
Kinda disappointed this didn't end with waking up in Skyrim.
llfenexll
Random surviving Aztec:
gromolko
That is an Akira reference, right?
HOOMANGUY
Baby or 140 year old?
BrightestNight
giraffinator
He's 2 or 80. Nothing else.
Bunnies007
This child has not been burdened with great beauty.
rolandpibb
Chew with your frigging mouth closed
PieDay
I live very close to a major industrial area in UK, if it does happen, I will only have to worry about it for 5-10mins, then boop
Harryteeters
artboyor
aliorix
Just put your bread against it and get a nice toast
RuBisCO1
Putin Bluffing, don't worry.
cjandstuff
That's what they said the whole time he was building up on the border.
ElBivo
Anyone else playing Fallout right now and feeling a bit like they need start saving caps and learn how to build a pipe gun for real now?
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
I live next to DC. Im waiting for this.
thegarts
He looks like that police officer that was in uniform smoking.
Promethianfire
I grew up in the 80s. This was a regular nightmare of mine as a kid. Can't believe we're back to it again.
bladderinfection
Wait? Am I on Tattooine? Second sunrise?
notsotoughnow
GrinningDisaster
When your white count's getting higher
Hurry, don't delay
I'll hold you close and kiss those
Radiation burns away
vinclint01
https://t.me/+97z9D8v-CVRhNTA0
Evolutionm0nkey
Crawl out through the fallout baby! Into my loving arms.
MattFierce
Through the rain of Strontium 90
koinuchan
Is this a toddler or an old person?
makeamericasmartagain9000
I had to scroll all the way down here to check if I was the only thinking that. Thank you
moshthun
It's Hasbulla, and he's 20 years old.
Nacon
Yes.
zeacorzeppelin10
I live in NYC, so I don't have to worry about living in a Fallout environment.
newnhb
I don't know whether to feel sorry for you or jealous.
zeacorzeppelin10
I live in Staten Island, so I might survive, either way all I will probably get to say is "SHIT!"
RobearGWJ
Never look at the flash.
TheWarHymn
An ICBM comes in at Mach 7+, you're probably not going to see it coming...
Hyndisfox
You won't know until it happens, then its too late to matter. You're either already blind or you're a shadow on the ground.
CogPrimus
Just try not to look at the flash:
d1stro
I feel most of the nuclear_war meme posting people live nowhere near russia nor ukraine.
DrKriegersClone
If they fire, it's not going to matter where any of us live, except *maybe* some tribal cultures that are so remote they're not on the 1/
DrKriegersClone
2/ internet. It's going to be the end of all the technological civilizations.
d1stro
No it's not. These are not the same nuclear bombs they used in WW2. They are also bombing area where the largest nuclear plant in europe is.
DrKriegersClone
It doesn't matter if they start with smaller weapons - if it starts at all, it's escalating to "fire everything" inevitably.
deaconshadow
Two suns in the sunset Could be the human race is run.
L1ttl3J1m
Like the moment when the brakes lock, and youslide toward the big truck you stretch the frozen moments with your fear
deaconshadow
One of the favourite aspects of that album is that the start and end background music lines up as if the story is supposed to cycle.
L1ttl3J1m
It's a recurring motif of Roger Waters's, I think. DSOTM, The Wall, Radio KAOS, and Amused to Death do it too.
KipperFillets
A great track to a rather excellent album. The vinyl used holophonics so sounded really haunting.
deaconshadow
Back when studios cared about dynamic range. Before the Loudness Wars.
KipperFillets
Or "Boom, tizz" as they called it. Surprisingly tiring listening to music not properly mixed as well.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
I live remote so the nuke blasts wouldn’t kill me. I’d die slowly and painfully from radiation poisoning.
vodkaho
Lucky you. I work at a Tier II target, and within 75 miles of 3 Tier I targets, and only 150 from 4 more Tier I targets. It should be quick.
BrovoFoxtrot
Nah, you’ll probably just die from famine or lack of basic services like water or health care. So the things already killing ppl
pinkmansaidthebest
Cheers mate!
landcfan
I live in the DC suburbs
trinsonbay2000
Not if the guidance chip is messed up an it goes of course. Then you'd die and the city would have to deal with your undead mutant arse. :D
necessity
I moved to downtown D.C. as my retirement plan. All I have to do now is wait
5Outta7
Elroydb
I live in a town that has the HQ of BWX and a major presence of Areva/Framatone. I'd be fucked
Acc87
I live in walking range to a NATO air base. I'm toast if it goes boom.
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
I mean you don't have to wait until that point
DrMissAnonymous
Lucky you!!
lanuin1993
Watch the movie Threads from the 80’s
wurstkaesescenario
Living in Germany is nice healthcare and whole country prime target.
Daarst
I'm in the middle of nowhere, but also less than 20 miles from a NORAD site. I'm likely going out with the bang.
drinkingouttacups
This
Ccnati
Same!
AFutileGesture
I'd probably die sooner from starvation or lack of insulin.
yaddiex3
I'm heading TOWARDS the nearest metro area if the nukes are launched
Voidstrider2230
You'd most likely freeze to death from the Nuclear Winter
FrolickingFrolicking
Do you have any evidence that it would actually be that cold
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
I believe that there are skin care products that can take care of that.
DrKriegersClone
That's why smart people keep a sharp knife in their emergency kit. It's a good survival tool if things get somewhat bad, but if they get 1/
DrKriegersClone
2/ *really* bad, cutting your wrists is always a way out.
76000BatteryLlamas
GrandPubabofMoldistan
Depends if you live in Montana or the Dakotas you are a prime target
Hippb
Wait why
GrandPubabofMoldistan
Because that is where the majority of our nuclear weapons are. In a first strike that is a prime target
killernerd
I live in evaporation range of NATO HQ, if all out nuclear war starts I see this as an absolute win. Y'all hf in the radioactive wastelands
hmmmfascinating
But I bet y'all have some damn nice bomb shelters, the kind that has swimming pool and bowling!
YoSamiteSam
One can always use a much smaller explosive to aliven't thee.
AdaptationSuccessful
You are safe from radiation if you are away from cities. You should worry about basic utilities now that the economy is wrecked.
uououououo
Far away from cities and strategic targets*. A lot of military bases in the middle of nowhere in the US for example.
TheSecondPiewackit
Maybe in the 500 warhead scenario, but in the 2500 warhead scenario, they literally bomb the shit out of the Yellowstone Caldera.
TheSecondPiewackit
2500 warhead scenario, and there's no human life left within a year.
Arcian
Not true. Not even the entire global nuclear stockpile (12.5k wh) could destroy humanity, even if we exclusively targeted pop centers.
TheSecondPiewackit
Absolutely true, especially in the 2500 warhead scenario, and especially since it targets Calderas, fault lines, and volcanoes.
AdaptationSuccessful
There isn't enough nuclear weapons in the world to end humanity.
FrolickingFrolicking
^weird wrong metric. Humanity isn’t humanity if it’s rubbles of apocalypse and some scattered survivors amidst catastrophe
TheSecondPiewackit
Yes, there are. There absolutely are. Enough to VAPORIZE everyone? No. But we're not talking about everyone dying in the fireball.
Malinut
You'd be fine. Airburst are much more destructive & have minimal fallout. Your electronics might be dead though. IMGUR would have to be on..
Gibleteousjack
Once upon a time I read about an emp test on cars. Like 48 out of 50 started back up after shutdown. You might get toasted tho.
Malinut
I guess cars are effective Faraday cages then.
Gibleteousjack
I'm pretty sure the emp blast still shut them down it just didn't cause any permanent damage to the electronics like you would think
Malinut
Sounds like it. Nuclear detonations are quite over-blown. (Can't believe I just said that!)
Malinut
paper.
MrBitches
I expect to receive my memes by mail, thank you very much.
Malinut
Indeed! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119925/
FrolickingFrolicking
How is it more destructive but “minimal fallout”?
Malinut
In short: Fallout is radioactive ash, a 2km high airburst doesn't produce ash from burnt ground stuff but does deliver a massive shockwave.
Thorbane
It's not so much ash, as a cloud of neutron activated dust from vaporized soil. If the burst is high enough, neutrons don't reach the grnd.
Malinut
Yep. Easier to put it how I did, and for ease of understanding, without hitting IMGUR's character limit. The basics are enough.
smoothaseggs
How is this child also 80yo?!?
secondgoaround
Yes.
BubbaWunk
Observations like this are what keep me coming back to Imgur. Up arrow for you.
vicmango201410
Me too. And here's an up arrow for YOU
LokiShade
AghorSaintSoundsCoolToMe
And this guy's best movie was The Truman Show. Okay, who else is seeing new Suns and Stars?
Botticelliii
This is Bill. He works the night shift. He is 24 years old...
whyforetho
It's Johnny Vegas
jasonboison
Bc Russia
pinkmansaidthebest
Yes.
xBenoitBallsx
I'll be downvoted to Hades but I literally do not understand the internet's obsession with this dude.
Digimontana
You ever seen Akira?
Rips4w
TETSUO!!!
imgurmage
Lots of people are stressed these days.
takingupspace
Donoiw
MaybeIllDisappear
War ages you.
totallynotanextraterrestriallifeform
Cause he's not, he's in his 20s
amk1031
He's about 20 https://wikibio.in/hasbulla/
cosonfused
"In 2021, he was banned by Instagram for making threat videos to a woman. " What's he gonna do? punch her to death with his toddler fists?
Sakabashira
Push her out a window. Seems to work well there.
Asgth
That was around the last age i would have guessed.
Garymcd
Yeah, I feel you ? part of me is still skeptical it's true /s
PullShporttel
And Russian to boot, so the caption is especially apt.
factcheckmate
Prob chechen or dagestani, minorities living in Russia
PullShporttel
The link says Dagestan, not sure why you needed the "prob"
Maaatth
That's gonna be weird when he gets drafted for the special operation
GabbyJayYay
https://youtu.be/AgG-VMJ_TJg
Hauq
The Russia dwarf athletic association determined an MMA fight between him and another "dwarf" was unethical. Why does this association exist
originaljbw
I thought it was the kid/guy from the shriners hospital commercials.
ariogre
Ty for link but my gods the ads on that site. So aggressive. Rip my ad blocker.
AghorSaintSoundsCoolToMe
So far the name only reminded me of the movie Syrianna.
P0sterNutbag
Hasbula is 20, and just signed with the UFC actually.
GabbyJayYay
https://youtu.be/AgG-VMJ_TJg
Beezlebubble
Wut
PodolKev
The UFC has decided to diversify and buy parts of the crack baby athletic association to form its own crack baby UFC league. He's in.
Beezlebubble
About the UFC part, I know who he is.
Beezlebubble
Oh shit, I just saw his post. He really did
SaintCody
Who tf would he fight? The chairs?
Mordeths
He has some tiny rival. Can't remember this name
HairyWalrusWizard
Verne Troyer
Mordeths
Umm .. no
MisterOates
I think that is a pretty unfair fight considering Verne died.