TheSlackerKing
105407
2764
98
So i got turned down by my best friend of 11 years. turns out hes been secretly dating some one. Im more torn up about it than i want to admit because i dont want him to feel bad but it really hurts. I could use some good advice. Enjoy the memes
rymdfarare
#29 - "Do me. Now. P(r?)ick" The binary actually converts to letters.
PullShporttel
#45 could be redone with Britain opening a box of "seeds from some flower" and China being amazed.
InAMellowTone
Dude, at least you asked them out but you still have a friend and honestly, idk what else you'd expect after 11yrs of friendship
T0go
warning: you can not seek comfort from this friend about this issue
qtRaven
#35 @elbowdeepinahorse
Evilbeavers
If your best friend is secretly dating someone are they your best friend?
SuperScroatz
+1 for Bravestar
saucefornoreason
Ive been casually trying to remember the name of this show for months. +1 for you
maravalo
I also got turned down by my bff of 7 years. It was cringey at first but we're all good now. Try to find some activity that makes you happy!
HvyG
The Robot is day “Do Me” in the first panel and “Now” in the second. You’re welcome.
matches0526
Dang I cam here to do the same - but +1 to you
dac2u23
Prick! For the last panel
MobiusAzarath
Secretly dating meaning avoiding the question/saying they are single or just not having it conversation
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
turbosuave
Thank you sir!
dianacoman
Thanks!
Arcrosis
Came looking for this, thank you
Yourpoliticalpartyisaterroristorganization
The Kiss Of Poseidon is why I avoid pooping in public places.
TargunYssboern
STOP RESISTING!!!!
mycatToastwasafatasshole
If the Horseman is a horse why isn't that Cowbow a cow?
mycatToastwasafatasshole
*cowboy
encrypter
I laughed at most, you did great
SmokeyDaBear2
No sir, I remember shoving a volleyball underwater as a kid and having it hit me in the face. I remember that all too well.
DrunkBearsFight91
11 years of friendship, hard to change that tbh
PresidentSkroob
I hate the fake hair on Terry Crews
thumpher92
Seeing eye dogs will only go to the bathroom when given a specific command so the dog basically has to wait until its convenient 4 the owner
OopsImTrash
Why secretly dating though? Odd.
ionlywishiwereasgoodas
If he still wants to be friends thats a blessing itself. I just had you say goodbye to my best friend of 5 years and it feels like there's a
ionlywishiwereasgoodas
Giant hole in my chest.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Why is he secretly dating someone? Are you friends w/ benefits and he wants to keep the benefits?
Dapaperman
https://i.imgur.com/PMcp0Br
xVVitch
Sure it does, other people who want a roomba.
Lontri
grisznik
#2 - when I was a kid, I once pushed a styrofoam swimming board underwater as far as I could. My friend was standing close, when the (1/2)
grisznik
board sprang up, it hit her from below, directly in the chin. (2/2)
womblemessiah
Not only do I know the answer to the blind persons guide dog, I know how a blind person knows when to stop wiping.........
Mozzeltoff
Your typing style reminds me of Stevie Kenarban from MitM https://imgur.com/B4z9t3s
TheDenogginator
morganfreemanhesrightyouknow.jpeg
doombuggy
PaperStSoapCompany
Blind people don't poop?
BusinessOfCatsnakes
It's easy to tell when the toilet paper comes back clean. It tastes fine
dilatedpuppers
Well go on
womblemessiah
Pinch the paper together, if it sticks, you need to wipe some more.. you're welcome.
shadefang
alternatively, are you not able to feel when there's shit on one of the more sensitive parts of your body?
womblemessiah
We're all different, maybe some people do exactly as you describe, maybe others need a little more reassurance that they've...... completed
IKeepTheWorldAtBayWithTheStonesIThrow
TheSlackerKing
Yeah seriously open my eyes to this i need to know
womblemessiah
Guide dogs are routine- trained to use the same spot at the same time daily. But in the UK, it's ok to let a guide dog poop at the kerbside
womblemessiah
In my defence, I'd have blushingly offered assistance, but I was wearing my 6week old in a sling hence not keen to...... Cross-contaminate
womblemessiah
However..... I've witnessed a guide dog pooping in the high street, and watched (at a distance), the blind person dabbing around.... trying
womblemessiah
to pick it up..... the guide dog nudged her wrist to lead her to the......warm reeking fudge. Which she successfully retrieved/ disposed of.
circlebreaker
Bless you for sharing this knowledge.