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Front Page!!! We did it boys! Send titties!
Iamnotacreativeman
Certified virgin dump
ImTooWhiteForThis
+1
Rasdwatrium
Either half of you are fucking horses or have pencil dicks. Hitting the cervix is, in my expierence, no bueno for her.
Melanie10482
That is not the bat signal.
rbudrick
Excellent dump. 90% new ones for me.
MisterDeath
y yisss
luigismodestsuburbanhome
I'm so lonely
SheWantsTheDnD
This is always the top comment, and it always makes me sad.
lifeisadadjoke
Great dump! Shared quite a few with my girlfriend.
SmolToot
I sent like 90% of these to my boyfriend one after the other and he was like i’m on my way!
foolbasket
Fuck yeah!!! Get it
DurendaI
You know, I wonder how many of these are made by dudes.
CaldariBob
#16 Did anyone not hear the "doiiing"?
canahoe
horseheadmaniac
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Botticelliii
#1 be tongue punching the fart box.
BeastyBill88
HogRed
drink, my child
sooperdooperpooper
Solid dump... and pump.
Faloopsinarb
loosemoosejuice
I stole them all and will be sending them to my wife at work.
foolbasket
Solid plan. I approve of this message
loosemoosejuice
Lol she fuckin won't
guyanesebro420
We could both send it to her
maholt
OtterlyMagnificent
Can concur. If I am capable of making a sandwich, I will not be making you a sandwich.
Shadoweclipse13
I don't disagree, but at the same time, if she can't walk afterwards, the chances of her making you a sandwich are low. The real lesson...
Shadoweclipse13
/2 is to make her feel like a queen, and then make your own damn sandwiches.
maholt
Or have sandwiches prepared before hand
dragonherder
just don't put the condiments on ahead of time .
maholt
Practice safe snacks. Use condiments.
SPudzyV2
I sense a theme
Uveryahi
No. Just no.
cornzilla
MurderSheCroaked
CantEvenLurkRight
Oh jesus fucking christ take this shit back to whatever corner of hell you found it in
foolbasket
That's unsettling. I like it