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Cat Tax - Ya Big Chrome Cock-Gobblers !
Chawzilla
She can drop dead my fred any time.
USvette1
Beautiful smile 😻
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SubtleOrc
Badgerhoundguy
I don't like Phoebe Cates. I love Phoebe Cates.
WoodyGoodman
mrsidog1
Bludabeagle
Yes, Sir!
Cats2cats
If you’ve seen her lately she’s aged well.
WillemHellfire
She's a few years my senior so I had no problem being horny for her when I hit puberty.
gaggmaggot
doesn`t anybody knock anymore?..
ErniesWidow
Married to Kevin Kline. "Kline met actress Phoebe Cates in 1983. They began dating in 1985 and married on March 5, 1989 in a private New York wedding. They live on the Upper East Side of Manhattan in New York City. They have two children: Owen Joseph Kline (born 1991) and Greta Kline (born 1994), who fronts the band Frankie Cosmos."
ireplywithtwinpeaks
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbHdpem5tYmdlMXh1MGYydXl1MHk5ZGRzdmJvMXg5bTBhcmIxNXk3ZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FhbEMYvoMamKEjWPF1/giphy.mp4
sarukane
In early 1983 Phoebe would have been 19. And Kevin 35.
Machi4vel
Hence waiting 1985
FTUG
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1amlucXo0YzVsdm43eXgxYjVoNHl1dXRsNnN0ZGVubGR4dWxvNmtsbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3FBwwRCNTSa52/200w.webp
Leprechaunballsaregold
Yh That age gap....never going to last /s
HumanCats
Nobody has ever been able to answer just exactly what it is she cates.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Well, I'm 41. So she's a bit old for me now (61), and also a bit young in her movies for me now (20).
shorey66
Ah. But how old were you when the movies came out?
eleanorugby
Bit young
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Lets see... -1
brokenturtle
of course
Cranbananarama
Fred? I thought he dropped dead.
Hashbrown123
This movie is a fever dream of mine.
Sunshine12345
This movie was a huge part of my childhood.
Cranbananarama
Been so long, I don't remember much, but pretty sure it was a fever dream when it came out.
Hashbrown123
I remember the cobwebs scene, and I think there was someone that lived on a steamboat.
heyletsbefriends
im completely indifferent to phoebe cates
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Covid will entirely wipe your sense of taste in some cases, truly tragic.
sirbinlid
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dzBxOG1qdTI3eTJkNTB3czU5cXIxa29sYWJhcGllZG9jdWZvZHg5bSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/PLLL7Tyt9oJPuECOvk/200w.webp
Taltaron
martineb72
You see pictures of her today and she doesn't look like she aged much at all. She is 61, but she looks like she is her in 30s.
Rynath
You heard right.
TheSecondPiewackit
When I was a little kid I didn't know the difference between her and Winona Ryder.
iDuckling
You heard correctly.
Durl
Apparently ppl only like the younger, more attractive version of her tho.
Telemapus
Which one of you bitches is my mother?
Causeitsmadeofmeat
Still can't hear "Moving in Stereo" without seeing her
zufallszahlen
montuesnvm
Thank you for your service.
ChewyTheWookie
gigs that end too
CobainsSarcoma
i got tendonitis from this scene
MostlyJeffGoldblum
This scene probably gave countless dudes a pavlovian response to Moving in Stereo from then on.
CatskinnerKeen
Back in the days of videotape, rental stores had a problem with this scene: for some reason, this section of tape always wore out first on copies of Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
Remmon1
Sounds like a manufacturing defect to me. I bet they fixed that problem with the DVD and digital releases.
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
his name is @tokerator, his name is @tokerator, his name is @tokerator
Ispentfartoolongtryingtocomeupwithausernamebeforejoining
photodepiction
53 minutes and 5 seconds, at least according to Stranger Things. 😉
wisher1977
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleGpqdzNzdDhkb29pZ2wwdjlmbW93bHRweGhqd3ZtOHNuN3g3OXkycCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kZTVKEpi1EyYw/giphy.mp4
NChomsky
Ohhh, NOW I remember.... Yess, yess I remember now.
Rauca
Muscle memory ?
NChomsky
Rauca
bril350
*clicks intercom* “we need a stretcher got a man with a robot hand grasping his penis”
Grinch01
I have no clue how the fuck this is
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
RadiDaddy
RedAppleSoda
Putitinyomama
JemIsTrulyOutrageous
Sometimes it feels that way though when its all over you LOL. Same with period blood, few tablespoons but sometimes it feels like a massacre when you're changing the carnage.
justherefortheconfession
Jennifer Jason Leigh > Phoebe Cates
RedAppleSoda
PinkyTheUnicorn2
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldWNubDl2bTJuNWhtNXh5OXdsaDAyb29lYW4wZjEzZG5ibGFweWd1ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I/giphy.mp4
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
There are fetishists that wish this was true.
thekadeshi
Also, pretty much everyone who draws animated porn just assumes that it is. Trust me, I've looked.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
thekadeshi
https://imgur.com/6DFdFpw
thegarts
Bukake recipients?
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Inflationists too.
bubbarex901337
Is it me? Am I fetishists?
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
#ItWe
Kokokokko
The pictures you guys actually wanna see are on reddit
shorey66
The videos you wanna see are on are on a site with an X and a hamster.
Telemapus
I seem to remember there's one where she's under a waterfall in like a cave or something? But I don't want to spoil my 80s dream by being wrong?
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084469/
shameofslate
See also:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_School_(film)
Kokokokko
Yup, it's a scene from Fast Times in Ridgemont.
shorey66
Yup. She seems to be nekkid in quite a few of her films
Kokokokko
I guess she really likes waterfalls. Or her directors do.