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"Come here, let us love you!"
Apr 2, 2017 9:33 PM
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Piornet
Awwwwwwwww :)
neil137
"house for sale. neighbors have lions behind low fence. flexible on price, must sell"
wksquared
Such cute murder kittys
tlk5164
Erinette0W0
ITS CUDDLE THERAPY TIME!!!
imawesome95
Damn, they really don't have teeth.
Heratickle
Trespassers will be eaten, or at least licked.
beaubrent
This is such a bad idea in so many ways.
conker1989
That is a low fence
OlRusty12
FACT!
Gauntlet2013
Yeah that is what I tell my wife about our son's crib.
ihatewarmpickles
Is your son a lion? Make sure you tell him: "Everything the light touches is our Kingdom." Also, sorry about the stampe...um nvm, take care!
CrumbsInBed
Or tall tigers
allygator777
But.. Those are lions
CrumbsInBed
Oh crap so they are. Guess I saw the fence railings and thought they were stripes!
Azerai
They are surely alligators
CrumbsInBed
LOL nice
allygator777
Lmaoo you right
Nooneuno
What is the point of that fence? I kinda think lions need more than just a suggestion of boundaries.
CristhianIR
As does Pence, apparently..
KismetCrew
Keeps the toddlers from escaping.
Ap0c0lypstick
"Just a sugestion" had me rolling
usersubbordercontrol
If they're trained, they won't jump over the fence unless lassan is on the other side. They've got food there. But fuck lassan
CleverClint407
Is lassan into that?
Ansatsunin
You can't dependably train lions. They haven't been domesticated over thousands of years like dogs. They always retain natural instincts.
CakeOrGlory
I dunno.Your credentials as anonymous internet voice are compelling. But I'm going to go ahead and trust the Mother of Lions there.
Ansatsunin
...? Who? Look, you can read stories about and watch videos all day of "trained" or "domesticated" lions maul and kill people. And 1/?
Ansatsunin
being friendly to humans, being trainable and / or being fully domesticated as innate traits. Read a book some time. 3/3
Ansatsunin
domestication is a concept well-known to animal behavior experts. It requires centuries of steady domestication before animals adopt 2/?
ChickenWizard0
Crazy cat lady
ironjudas
zerothoughtgiven
Truly curious... why even waste money on a fence that low lol like is it just for a physical property line?
scotchwhisky88
What is this? A fence for ants!?
username82
OnlyIn
"Khajiit is full of love .... Khajiit wants many kisses to give..."
TheTobiaskun
this ones look like senches to me, filthy senchess
ThanksToDenialImImmortal
Not funny if the khajits name is Rahjin..
ThanksToDenialImImmortal
Dude stole a city because he wasn't getting any.
SanchoLibre
if you have coins, that is...
TheStaffmaster
http://2static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Genuinely+laughed+out+loud+at+that+have+my+favourite+khajit+_6dfdd7dd280d68f0dc0764cfb7081d82.png
pontiacgirl75
Jaws that can crush a head so easily yet they love her enough to not kill her. I'd gladly do this too if I knew some lions :)
Steady
I've done it and they seem to forget their strength! They give lovely kisses though
pontiacgirl75
I can only imagine how that tackle would feel, lol, but yeah it would be worth it
IamNICE124
Ahh good old murder kitties
eromitlab
Let us love you! Well- we weren't asking.
mindolluin
No one trespasses in that yard
skwint
Pretty sure they've been declawed and I'm not particularly happy about that.
DisGonBeGud
"Oh thank god! We thought we would never get lunch today and starve!"
missojennie
PizzaSlutForever
I knew this had to be somewhere!
krillin123499
Sweet murder fluff
copingcabana
"Sully, remember when I said I'd eat you last? I was lion."
SometimesItJustMeansFuggedaboutit
And then they ate her.
tonytheT
But what a way to go
thatsmyfetish69
Lol
ravenskull
yea its a sibbling thing. Lick your food to mark your territory first
tomcat14351
MagnusTheRedCyclops
Trichotome
...In that order?
bruudwin
Or ya know. A-Hole different kind of eating. Dontcha know.
Trichotome
bruudwin
XD
SomeCrazyNerd
Corpses don't struggle or scream. Not rape see?
Trichotome
whatsyourspaghettipolicy
One of my life wishes is to have this kind of bond with a large mammal. Lion, wolf, bear. It seems so special
Runvus
I am a large mammal...
Heratickle
You don't get a worthwhile relationship for free. Some are a lot more 'expensive' than others. Don't start one you are likely to bail on.
filophobia
If wolves & bears are on your list, have you looked at Newfoundland dogs? https://www.facebook.com/trevor.chaplin.338/posts/1889200678031687
WhyCantIStopArguingWithInternetTrolls
Adorable yes, but these murder kitties have been declawed from the looks of it...
theitinerantnaturalist
Can't really see from this angle.
pigwitz
:( their toesies are gone :( :(
banshu
No no, they're okay. You can see the tiniest flash of claw when one girlie jumps up for her hug.
weregoindowndowninanearlierround
I want hugs from murder floofs!!!
theitinerantnaturalist
If they are anything like house cats, no thanks
weregoindowndowninanearlierround
Why not? I have 3 house cats and they give great hugs. Murphy likes to knead though, so his claws gt clipped regularly.
industin
I don't. Have you seen the claws on lions? They're crazy sharp. Not on these ones though since they've been declawed.
weregoindowndowninanearlierround
Declawing is fucked up.
imightbeabearindisguise
Do they know they can easily jump over that fence?
Annealing
Yeah, it seems more like a formality at this point
ThanatosElNyx
The zoo works on the honor system.
imightbeabearindisguise
*that* is hilarious. Ty :)
youngmountaingoat
Aah well that's why the lions are there, precisely to prevent asylum seekers like her from doing that.
MORTUFLEN
That's how the system do. Keeps you mentally bound by taking away your capabilities.
DisGonBeGud
pronoun
What do you think?
circlebreaker
Shhhh! Don't tip them off, it's cheaper this way!
malfunctionm1ke
Why would you want to leave a place where food is free and other people clean up your crap?
justforthisonecomment
Yes, and they choose not to
gadgetneo
EXACTLY my first thought.
l009
Well trained, well looked after. They'll stay within the pack.
Habfan18
I'm pretty sure the lionesses could chew through that fence
Steevetheperson
Well, duh.
Andalite
This never fails to make me laugh
IDoNotHaveACreativeUsername
I laughed way too hard. Have my +1
ninjaoftheworld
Yeah. That is a terrifyingly low fence.
TheChurchOfUpvote
My experience in zoo tycoon says it will work till I can afford dino fences
FlatPlutoSociety
...and it looks like there's a residential house a few hundred feet away. Yikes.
Snoron
I think that's where Mr Lion lives.
PenisAssociationOfMurica
Nah dude they're Mexican lions
neclimdul
This guy...
Lugh314159
Nope. Big cats are kept docile by treating them like kittens for their whole life.
thegreenknight7
I'm not sure any game warden any where would accept that explanation, thats just asking for dead people.
theitinerantnaturalist
That won't keep them from jumping the fence. Look at house cats
Bustopher
I had a house cat that was raised not to jump baby gates. Would climb up everything. Put a baby gate in a doorway and it's like kryptonite.
MyVoice
Sorry no one can recognize a joke anymore
WumpleyRabbit
Everyone knows that lions can jump 36 feet.
ProxyPlayerHD
11m* and Leap, not Jump.
TheChelsanator
V1k4
pie4sale
No, they "leap" 36 feet
WumpleyRabbit
Potato potato
WumpleyRabbit
That doesn't work in text form...
kuroze
No, they can *leap* 36 feet. If they could jump 36 feet in the air humans would have died off in Kenya due to heart attacks.
JustPlaneWrong
Can we all agree that they can jump higher than the average house? Because the average house can't jump.
AshPed
mirria
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A8TCW0nCUAA9U1u.jpg
GameboyMicro
There it is
SkitsofRandom
Actually they can in fact jump higher than the average house, because the average house can't jump.
BobbyBobbston
Did you just steal that from @iplaysolitareinMSpaint or the other way around?
JustPlaneWrong
Well I never saw it when I posted but it's a pretty well known joke.
BobbyBobbston
Never heard it before, and I thought the odds to have it twice on one comment are pretty low... not english/american though, so that's that
steponabich