Ronaldo dick statue

Mar 30, 2017 10:49 PM

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As soon as he realizes the statue is looking his direction he will fall over "hurt"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

To be frank the man is so insanely handsome hos dick deserves a statue

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

is this for real?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There neck and head look too large for the rest of him. Like it's only slightly disproportionate enough to notice but not at the same time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That right arm look strange at that angle

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a cup in the statue....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ronaldo always looks like he just let out a really nasty fart and he's waiting for you to smell it.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yup, there it is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He approves of this one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm really curious why the person who paid (or oversaw) for his statues is OK with these as finished products

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This guy cannot get a good statue

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Can't buy a bucket!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yessssssss!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That bust of his is the ugliest thing I've ever seen!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They put the eyes so close together. How could they think that looks good!?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Years from now, all the finish on the dick area is going to be worn away

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When your statue is wearing a codpiece...

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just wanted to use this as a direct link in a comment on the FP post of his bust dump, but couldn't get that to work for some reason.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 7

Just put it in your images and copy the direct link with the file extension on it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I can't find that option on mobile anymore. It used to be readily apparent, but since the app update I no longer see a direct link choice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Oh, I only use mobile to browse so I have no idea how all that works :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 297 Dislikes 1

"Whoops. Gotta hide my boner real quick"- him probably.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Whoa... Am I gay?"

9 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

I AM GOING TO FUCKING BURST A BLOOD VESSEL I CANT CONTAIN THE GIGGLIES

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have always w9nderex what he was looking at. I really hope he is gay. it would make force great biography at the end of his career.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Prettt sure he felt inadequate

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hahaha that may be. he was pretty young in the clip

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always Windexed too.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

haha yea smart thing too!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0