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Dear got caught in a tree during a forest fire
Metal AF
May 30, 2015 10:27 AM
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Metal AF
PhilipJFryfromHoveringSquidWorld97A
Deer undergoes sacrifice ceremony, cult covers tracks with fire. Penis.
albayovski
robototron217
BenjaminFink
are you sure a hunter didn't hang him up and forget about his kill or just leave it cause there was a freakin huge fire?
LimeSkittlesSuck
DunebillyDave
Poor Plank wouldn't last 30 seconds in a forest fire.
Immf
Get well soon.
odraencoded
I see you have been on imgur.
absolutepancake
Just needs a bit of neosporin..
winsol
Na na na na na, Neo!
absolutepancake
Ba na na na na na na....sporin!
Thisisirrelvantcontent
I understood that reverence!!
LurkingFigure
Fuck that, get well now!
Kosmonavt
I don't mean to sound crude, but it's a strangely beautiful picture, imo.
CannotWillnot
Right? Like a cover for a metal band album.
ReptilianKnight
speedywrx
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
The buck stops there
sralilos
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/84/Ench_lasthit_03.mp3
muricanimgurian
SPROINK
vurcease
Thank you for that. I can stop reading comments here now and move on.
Meradactyle
I just laughed SO HARD out loud in a quiet hair salon. Thank you.
trancek
Looks like something out of a deleted scene from the new Mad Max
JoshuaTuttle
Was just about to say "METAL!!!" then saw the description. Pfft like a deflating balloon.
LeCacty
Brutal.
tacticalneckshirt
Fuckweasel
Oh deer.
Speldrawng
D'oh! A deer. (Though probably not) a female deer.
AliasPeterJones
The buck stopped there
NQMT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UMIjAfLsrc
Fuckweasel
Oh deer, indeed.
TheHappyCanadian
"HA!"
ImanerdDontjudgeme
Hahaa! http://imgur.com/0PkXK13
TheThingThatPeopleNeverTalkAbout
This is so dark..
alfrzernebog
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
cgn397
I doe-n't want to know what happened to his family
fuckingmagnetshowdotheywork
Venison's dear isn't it..?
Fuckweasel
Yes, Venison is deer meat.
SanderTheStrange
too soon?
pearlydog
Slow clap
RelativelyRelevantRelative
Deer god...
chewdup
Holly maple, full of face...
ourdeerl0rd
*our Deer Lord
RelativelyRelevantRelative
Fine, you don't have to be a dick dick about it...
510BrotherPanda
*dik dik http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/10/103881/1989097-gm.jpg
thatguyinthecornersays
Dear Lord...
JuicyG
First thing to pop in my head and someone got ahead of me.
stanleyspadowskisfirehose
Or a deer was murdered and the killer set a fire to disguise the murder.
5700
No one else notices the "dear"
geekalert88
i did
stoffo
It was posted on instagram by his doe
Moonmoonn
Yas
Andantonius
Plot twist: OP married deer, murdered in the woods.
talkshowonmute26
I kept trying to read it like a letter haha
royandmossladyproblems
Dear Got-Caught-In-A-Tree, we have received your email Re: Fire!!! We will respond in 3-14 business days. Have a nice day!
Moonmoonn
Omg
Germurican
He must really miss his beloved Dear.
candyman106
Everyone else is cracking jokes but like, can you imagine how awful that death must have been? I feel so bad for that poor a animal.
MrPredator
I can see this as a metal album. Maybe I should challenge myself to write some lyrics.
TheMagicYeti
I'll provide the bass guitar.
matthdew
as a metalhead, I approve that it is metal af
wonderboyblue
That's not what happened
weeshful
what do you think happened?
Mylegalnameisusername
It was reported that someone just placed it there
tameyer
Skin cleanly removed and the skeleton intact is not typical of a hunter or of a scavenger. Apparently placed in situation.
ITSTIMETOOILUP
I agree. Burns can't do that.
Kese04
Damn it OP >__<
NoOtherExplanationIsPossible
Jet fuel can't melt dank memes.
YourLostSock
You're right, it can't. However, as TwiggingtonTheThird suggested, it may have been charred, then scavengers ate the muscle, leaving sinew.
ITSTIMETOOILUP
Possibly true. Depends when the 'Forrest fire' was in comparison to when this was taken.
YourLostSock
http://www.mtlowe.net/griffith_park.htm It's real, apparently. The picture was taken by Colin Brown several days after the fire
IndigoWendigo
Except none of the trees and plants around it seem burned in any way. I call repost BS.
ITSTIMETOOILUP
Yeah so most likely what you said before was correct.
noodlesthedemonhunter
This broke my heart. Poor baby :(
tonybaby
DanteLidge
Smoked*
MechaGandalf
I laughed at this much harder than one should.
ForeverChasingHighs
I'm with you bro
Hurrrrrrrrr
Wow.
RelativelyRelevantRelative
I feel like this is somewhat relevant...
1metalnation
wow, a gif for ants
humanityBG
What is that, a gif for ants?
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RelativelyRelevantRelative
Open it in new tab
Mrsfunnyman
That's why I like mobile imgur
spooglecraft
anneka
This would actually make a pretty good metal album cover.
SeriousCloud
http://imgur.com/Mg2cbao
retrohellix
Binkie1
These all make me so happy
themilkmancometh
\m/ -_- \m/
FlatusIgnition
Definitely Swedish black metal
daementia
is there any other metal?
FlatusIgnition
Melted metal beams
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Rock can't melt metal beams.
harwitch
But who took the meat?
mikeypuehler
hobos were already at it
pronacc
The Lord of Light.
bruisedeye
For the night is dark, and full of terrors.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Agni.
ThatsPermanent
Fire god. Or possibly Charmander. Are they the same thing?
DarkSock
Ur Mom............OHHHHHH!!!
Magpiebones
Birds and other scavengers. Also looks like the skeleton was hung on the branches after the fire.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
R'hllor
zerobahamut03
Who took it's front legs?
Justinicus
Gravity.
TheBear0274
DAMNIT SANDRA
bruisedeye
The front legs are not attached in any way to the axial skeleton; they essentially free-float in muscle. The hind limbs fit into a 1/2
bruisedeye
socket in the pelvic girdle, so they remain attached far longer. The front legs attach to the scapula, which attaches to mostly nothing. 2/2
SirWadeWilson
Bacteria, maggots, solar degradation, your mom, the list of decomposition of elements is extensive.
tonybaby
I wanted to upvote but you're at 69 points and I just feel like it should stay that way
itsbobbybbaby
That pretty well summed it up
THESQUIDHAT
Solor Degradation is the name of my metal band
neverknownuthin
Your mom is the name of mine
tonybaby
You named your band "Harriet" ? Well that's ... edgy?
fjmel86
Anyone else not seeing his front two legs.
hypotenoose
Yes. I'm really angry about it.
GrendelTown
Seriously, where did they go?
YourLostSock
The front legs are not connected to the spine. It would be easy from them to fall once disconnected from muscle. user bruisedeye explained
sykotickamakazi
yea they're only connected by muscle. it allows them to drop and turn insanely fast to avoid danger.
BohemianInnuendo
Things that didn't happen, there's no charing on the tree from a fire.
alkem
Maybe it was just the deer on fire.
YourLostSock
http://www.mtlowe.net/griffith_park.htm It's real, apparently. The fire was in Giffith Park. It looks like oak, in which case, very charred.
furrybrick
Is...is he gonna be alright?
HajiQadr
Lol
Escueleto
Get well soon deer.
gimpostcomments
Get well done soon deer.
HandsomeMcMuscles
Just having a nap...just a nap...
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Yeah, he and that sheep that got caught in the river are going to star in a new Disney movie
badacha
Yea. Now he is ready for the skeleton war
tomslick42
Hard to say, but he does appear to be smiling after all that! What a trooper!
CrabWallet
I had assumed, from the tone of the picture, that the deer survived.
Lasmodoe
He's dead Jim
jp189512
if he died....he'll walk it off
HelloSer
No
Ryanperry10
Shhhhh! You'll wake him up!
duffchick
walk it off...
GeneralBastard
Yeah man, he's gonna pull through just fine
SheepPlay
He's dead Jim
toadsalad
yeah sure whatever
redtedbedted
He's dead Jim.
ebang00s
Yes.. yes he is.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
He's already returning in our dreams with claws on his antlers
LordOfTardis
CPR might help.
ThomasThe420DankEngine
IT'S GONNA BE ALRIIIIGHT. CUZ DA PLAYERS GONNA PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAAYYY
DaleGribble88
I had a little kid ask me this 3 days ago when I fed a pregnant deer with a broken neck to a pack of wolves. I told him no, she wasn't.
DeadPanPizza
I have so many questions...
DaleGribble88
(1/2) You're a little late to the party. The short version is I worked for a park service and we had animal enclosures with wolves that were
DaleGribble88
(2/2) often fed with donated deer people had hit with their car. The little girl was there with her family to watch the wolves eat.
Soulren
Yes.
meant2live019
I would imagine someone would see this a do something. We should expect the recovery photos any day now.
FletcherJames
I think he hung in there and pulled through
sipos0
He just needs some moisturiser.
RedStarBeograd
Yes, he's.. he's just sleeping, my dear.
Ayxu22
Just a flesh wound mate.
YourM0therWasAHamster
Just roll around, you'll be aight
Lastdarkninja
He'll walk it off
asterysk
Sure, that'll buff right out.
ExtraExtraUpvote
Son it's time we discussed something in life
Chronbronic
Yeah, I don't see why not
HamboneHFY
I'm sorry, I don't think so...
Evyreid
The seven signs of death say otherwise
BookSmart
Nah fam
Artefact
No he died in indescribable pain :)
SirWadeWilson
Recovery time for burns like that are long and slow but I'm sure he'll be fine.
Kazzack
He's gonna need a skin graft from his....uhh...
bendetta227
http://imgur.com/qVlLQe7 here he is all healed up
Nutjob
Oh, good, now I can relax.
Lgemma
Image wouldn't load and I was reading the comments- really thought ya'll were serious -.-
sugartoothmcgee9
Username checks out.
DontLetFearAndCommonSenseHoldYouBack
JonestownClassPresident
I came here for that +1
nyeungdoj
I scrolled down knowing someone would post this
res20stupid
HOW?!
DontLetFearAndCommonSenseHoldYouBack
Oh deer... So much to learn you my little fawn
ourdeerl0rd
Can confirm: he dead.
ThatsPermanent
Looks like an easy 10th degree burn over at least 80% of the body. So maybe?
TB1331
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith and I made fireworks? Third degree burns over 95% of his body.
stackyman
Might need a skin graft
TheCarrotQueen
Maybe some face reconstruction
stackyman
And throw in a boob job for good measure
jerpaderpa
Yes
BishopofHippo93
No. No it did not. Every time this is posted with that caption it is debunked.
YourLostSock
Perhaps it did, though. http://www.mtlowe.net/griffith_park.htm The picture was taken by Colin Brown several days after the fire. The (1/2)
YourLostSock
fire, as TwiggingtonTheThird suggested, may have only lasted long enough to char the animal. Scavengers later took the muscle, leaving sinew
BishopofHippo93
Nope http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/18fa7q/the_aftermath_of_a_deer_stuck_in_a_tree_during/c8edt8v
YourLostSock
Good detective skills!
BishopofHippo93
Thanks, but I just remembered it from another post from two years ago.
Luvvie
the bones aren't blackened, and the tendons would've burned,
BishopofHippo93
Yeah, a fire that big would've burned the branches, too.
jibbsnet
Seems like it would look more burned. Plus I don't think deer run backwards.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
They run backwards from fire because they are scared of it, and don't want to let it out of their sight.
SmegmaMilkshake
Thank you! I knew my forensic anthropological training instincts were right!
BishopofHippo93
More like your common sense instincts http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/18fa7q/the_aftermath_of_a_deer_stuck_in_a_tree_during/c8edt8v
Smittybird
So, what really happened? Curious.
BishopofHippo93
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/18fa7q/the_aftermath_of_a_deer_stuck_in_a_tree_during/c8edt8v
Smittybird
Thanks for the link!!!
shittywrench
Reddit: Staged photo. Photographer is well known for staging photo shoots. There was a link to his site but I forgot it.
Smittybird
Thank you so much for taking the time to let me know.
imgurusername2345678
That's a fairly horrific way in which to die.
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imgurusername2345678
In a Michael Hutchinson way? Or in an escaping way?
lokishadowgirl
no kidding, holy shit
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
That is a fairly grammatically precise way in which to write a comment on an internet message board all but awash in pictures of cats & ass.
MountainYankee
And it could be made into a horrifying fairy tale with a good lesson in the end about not gloating. THAT'S RIGHT JEFF YOU HAD IT COMING
imgurusername2345678
But the deer with the small antlers went home and had crumpets for tea. The End
Cursewithglee
Fairly?
UsingaLongRelativelyEasyToReadUsernameForaHigherChanceOfUpVotes
Hopefully the smoke got to it first and made it pass out :< poor thing
Nemain
Yeah, it's horrid...but now I have a new wallpaper
Dimind
It couldn't have been THAT horrifying... look at his smile!
RoyFuckingMustang
Kinda wish I never saw this.
airheads1
If you lay in a bathtub and slowly increase the water temperature, you can boil to death without even noticing. Soo is that better or worse?
imgurusername2345678
Well I do like a really hot bath, and i have been shovelling compost all day and my back aches, so it sounds kinda nice
AmericasHouseguest
As far as I have seen they are all horrific ways
SomoneAlwaysDiesInTheBeginingOfDisneyFilmS
'Fairly'
imgurusername2345678
Yeah, sorry, it was a very English way of putting it
PakitoTaquito
Shits on fire yo!
WalterMatthau
All death is equal. Ask any dying man how he feels and hell tell you the same thing as all the rest of them.
imgurusername2345678
Personally speaking, I think I'd rather the grim reaper taps me on the shoulder than runs at me, head on, screaming.
ayoungerdumberronswanson
dat grammar doe ;)
imgurusername2345678
I see what you did there, bucko
phacemelter
I almost missed this. Clever girl... clever girl.
SomeLameStuff
DanielReader
oh man i love that film
Tehlu
I've seen two people burned alive this year, by other people. It was horrific. On the internet of course.
imgurusername2345678
cripes, for a second there I thought you'd had a pretty terrible year.
Tehlu
Yeah I had to rewrite it to add the last sentence.
imgurusername2345678
"You really need to stop hanging out with ISIS dude!"
SirHosisOfLiver
or metal as fuck , depending on your perspective. i probably would have made a bracelet out of its vertebra
SirHosisOfLiver
hey dont downvote me with ya doubt fuck face http://imgur.com/TASxuSJ
MyFirstTwoChoicesWereTaken
The fear is still on it's face.
NetWt4Lbs
you mean its jaw hanging open due to lack of muscles ligaments and tendons to hold it closed?
WillJeSuis
More like "I'M FREE FROM MY MEAT BAG! NOW TO JOIN THE SKELETON ARM-oh damnit I'm stuck..."
Mycologics
It's a skeleton...
CrunchyLookingLeaf
common misconception with mummys, the ligaments and muscles are gone thus the mouth falls open to look like screaming. odds smoke killed it.
imguryousuck
By fear you mean bones?
StarryPlough
Ha i love when Imgur actually calls out shitty pseudo-profound comments like this
LordOfTheRingDings
Worry not, it would've suffocated from smoke inhalation long before it felt the flames licking and consuming it's flesh.
imgurusername2345678
Nicely put ;)
InvadingYourSpaces
Yeah, forest fires don't really cause much smoke at ground level. Just lots of heat, and a wall of fast moving fire. It definitely suffered.
KoalaOto
But the panic going through him when his antlers got caught must have been intense
Danishlmgurian
oh great, so instead of burned alive, it would be strangled by gasses. Really great.
SpeakerToMeat
Its. I'm sorry for this.
lonelysock
Not in a forest fire. Those things move fast
LooWeeWoot
Yes, but they also suck all the oxygen out of the air, so i still believe LOTD is correct, it would have asphyxiated before burning.
kaiseritz
... For some reason, I'm still worrying.
frozenpie22
Don't worry, it's dead.
TohruRokuno
It just looks like it was screaming. It wasn't, it was too busy struggling to get down before the smoke got to it.
only90skidswillgetthis
Is it that much worse than the usual way of being chased by a predator until it catches you and begins to eat you alive?
imgurusername2345678
At least if you are running away you have the chance of getting away, thrashing hopelessly against your own antlers as the smoke approaches?
everythingisnominal
I think we can blame Darwin here...
AShadeOfFuchsia
Uhh, no
imgurusername2345678
Zombie Darwin! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
FindAUsername
Nasty way to go
BishopofHippo93
Good thing it didn't die this way. It's a staged photo.
starfaux64
You can see he is screaming. Grool.
Adiktedgottaregisternow
Must've smelled yummy for a minute though.
imgurusername2345678
I do like venison sausages
CharlesFuckingBronson
Guys: former slaughterhouse butcher here to burst your bubble: the heat would bust the intestines and get shit everywhere
Adiktedgottaregisternow
Yuck.
CharlesFuckingBronson
Yep. Lesson: Don't cook things, or eat things that were cooked, BEFORE they were gutted
Mechlai
I wonder if meat tastes any better if cooked with a fresh supply of blood flowing through it until it's ready... -mouth waters.
Shhbooms
Dude
PsychoBlender
Isn't it said that fear taints the meat? So unless the meat source was not fearful while the blood was flowing, wouldn't it taste off?
crouchingtigerhiddenmarkov
Muscle tissue gets flooded with adrenaline; this gives the meat a bitter, metallic flavor but gives the eater a powerful stimulating effect
PsychoBlender
Lots of thoughts now...
Mechlai
So what you're saying is that if you eat someone while their adrenaline is flowing, you gain their powers?
WillJeSuis
Burning alive, drowning, buried alive...all frightening.
GrapeBread
all death by asphyxiation
MilesBland
Drowning inst that bad after a while. Nearly died twice from drowning , you start embracing it after the feeling of all your hope is lost.
thepenguengineer
Or like if a space snake gets into your space suit and starts crawling through your bodily openings and, like, eats you and stuff.
kenesisiscool
I would rather freeze.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Eaten alive, as would happen to many animals...
TalonDudeguy
Anything that involves you slowly dying while conscious it a terrible way to go
MrMeeMoww
Being eaten would suuuuuck
KiwiDinosuar
Anything slow and painful is a terrible way to die imo.
FrozenVapors
Buried alive might not be too bad. I thank myth busters for that realization.
Dan5757
how about drowning in oil while the oil is on fire.......
imgurusername2345678
I've always had a thing about being flayed with boiling sand, since i read about it as a kid
Sabretoothl5
ARS I think is way way worse imo
Arceus
Drowning is uncomfortable not painful though, I'd rather drown than burn.
macandcheese21
The worst is dehydration or starvation. Very painful until the end
Reverse2057
Starvation victims actually typically suffer from cardiac arrest which is ultimately what kills them.
Itsboomtiemrightnow
Do you know this from personal experience when you died?
KawaiiPirate
Don't forget freezing! Contrary to popular belief, freezing is very painful. When your blood starts to freeze, it will rupture your veins.
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
It hurts worse warming back up.
Itsboomtiemrightnow
I heard it actually feels like being on fire but for a longer time
OctopusGardener
And don't forget, the water in the cells freezes and punctures the cells, so even if you manage to thaw it the damage is already done
WillJeSuis
Yea but don't you eventually get numb and lose consciousness? at least there's that I hope.
Celdaras
Yes ofc, freezing is more uncomfortable than painful, because by the time the cold actually starts to hurt, your probably too chill already
Jagadid
I'm a pretty chill guy though, so why aren't my veins ruptured?
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Basically being alive while dying is terrifying.
TheyCallMeTom
Yep, definitely prefer that over being dead while dying.
apsck12
I know what you mean. It's way worse than being dead while dying
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
basically being alive and dying is terrifying
Shiwanshu2
Aren't we all dying?
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
basically
NightDany
Edgy
WhyDidntYouDodge
But technically aren't you always alive as you're dying?
Jusmar
Going deep with whydidn'tyouDodge
Cyclopentadien
It probably died of smoke inhalation.
nonpondo
Idk, he looks pretty surprised
ippikiwoof
In a forest fire, unlikely. That shit moves too fast.
ChynaBoy
But burning while being suffocated to death by smoke inhalation-now that is a painful way to die
BrainBlow
Smoke inhalation is THE big killer in ANY fire. Actually burning to death is fairly rare.
ippikiwoof
Smoke might be a problem when contained (like inside a house). Outdoors, radiant heat is the concern. Trust me, I've had experience.
darkmarkings
Yeah plus that position doesn't seem naturally possible
BrainBlow
*by comparison