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The emotions in this dance is beautiful
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You're reading memes. That counts
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Mwah mwah give yourself a lil kiss for me
SkamanSam
#4 i do this and ppl call it "mansplaining". I do it to everyone, tho, cuz im trying to establish a baseline, making sure we agree on facts.
3janeTA
Frog bags frog bags
dooremouse
Tonight we rest, for tomorrow we dump.
Hayashima
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
#29 I tried to buy Mario party superstars on black Friday....but it was sold out everywhere....so lame
shark0attack
Digital purchases are my go to but I understand the appeal of having a cartridge
Chrisxdxl
#25 It's because your brain is focusing more energy on what you're looking at and less to peripheral vision.
shark0attack
I've noticed the same happens in dim rooms and you stare at a dark corner. Brains are cool
Commissar9
#15 Yes. I gave them a month notice. They then told me that I fucked them, karma was going to get me, and I would live to regret this.
shark0attack
Lmaoooo I love that. How dare you leave a toxic company and put your needs above the company ?
Kittensmashh
#5 This hit deep.
pockeypicket
#15 yes. Yes I have. the time running down my notice was a form of liberation I've never felt before.
streetsy0
Upvote just for the whale eye!
shark0attack
TravisTee34
#38 getting some Grim Fandango flashbacks here. ”We may have days, we may have hours, but sooner or later, we push up flowers.”
MandaloreTheDefiler
#14 Audiobooks while driving!
4sheets
#6 your "soup of the night" is Jaegermeister.
feryooday
#25 my ceiling has stripes and I was always baffled that I could make them disappear.
CallsYouATosser
#24 Carpe scrotum; it tends to give you better leverage over the day. Undivided attention too.
kimli552
#37 need frog bag
icculus760
#9
DaddyDuck82
#3 the song is ‘She Don’t Dance’ by Everyone You Know #yourewelcome
assassin180sx
Thanks man! i was trying to look it up on googles!
BryanLaserEpee
#43 this is one of my favorite clips
RandyRandalman
#26 The christmas work party at the axe throwing range catered by buffalo wild wings be like
FactWino
Are we going to talk about how #48 is the image for an event, and that event is obviously a nudist meetup?
orbitn
You gonna be there
AsAnItalianItsDifficultTalkingOnTheWebCauseIcantUseMyHands
#4 that’s probably why I fail so many job interviews
thesmelge
So, in my last job, whenever something didn't work with my code, or I'd done something wrong, I'd explain to the senior dev how and why 1/
thesmelge
I got to that point. Cos the chances are the result was informed by the process or logic I used to reach that conclusion. If he knows 2/
thesmelge
what got the code to that point, it should be easier to say "that's where it went wrong, X needs to happen instead. It's a way to learn. 3/
thesmelge
Actually, he decided that it was "making excuses" and I'd get berated for not being a real developer if I didn't know the answer. 4/4
thesmelge
But then you explain why you're telling him this, and that's "changing the story", and now you're making excuses and a liar...
jswhat
#26 ya ever wonder why staircases in forts and castles go the direction they do? There’s your answer
ADoctorNot
Nope. Disproven myth. http://www.castlestudiesgroup.org.uk/CSGJournal2011-12X5stairs.pdf The myth was invented by Sir Theodore Andrea Cook
GodLikeButHumble
Tl;dr: disproven how?
jswhat
Well damn
dgfox
What's the song playing in #3? It's catchy.
shark0attack
She Don't Dance by Everyone You Know
shark0attack
https://youtu.be/ITg14gb3ofo
dgfox
Thanks!
Goldenteckel
#5 Never gets old !
SlaaneshiRightsFront
#23 Hey, as long as the event is quick and painless, you can mangle, mutilate and defile my corpse to your heart's content
shark0attack
I feel the same. Make the death easy on me and do whatever the fuck you want after
ThomasThundersword
shark0attack
I would get to work early just so I could sit in my car and prepare myself for the shit show I'd be walking into. Normally crying. Now 1/2
shark0attack
I'm approaching my one year anniversary and, while the job is still chaotic, I don't think about driving off a cliff every time I go
MemeSins
#48 No. We canNOT bring this cancer here.
Hotjoe1991
MemeSins: I really, really, really like this comment.
iplaytrombone
Would anyone like to explain it for my friend here who doesn’t seem to get it?
JacktheKind
It's pure cringe. The reason social media should've only been allowed to be used (depending on culture) by those born after ~1985)
casbott
Apparently it's one of the first things I ever favorited on Imgur, back before I knew how to use folders.
FreshBundleOfStick
I have so many of those shitty banana memes saved up. Really the peak of comedy
Emanresu18
Came here to say tis. I felt my blood pressure spike while looking at that thing
MemeSins
If you know, you know.
kerms
I remember seeing this meme back in like 2013
shark0attack
I love that Bill, the one who did not post the photo, says thank you lmao it's a beautiful interaction and whoever disagrees is wrong
FactWino
John said it was all his.
Eyhlix
I'll allow it.
Triptez
https://youtu.be/7eKv4BEujFU
momojito
That was great ! Thank you!
mwe3
Why everyone mad? I really really really liked that video
HelpfulCorn
#14 audiobooks count!
justadudewholovescats
I can no longer do it, I can listen to podcasts, but not novels, somehow my anger does not allow it, always start thinking of my shitty life
uzetaab
Try speeding the audiobook up so you don't have the spare brainpower to get distracted.
HelpfulCorn
Lol. I do this with mandatory HR training
Hutchy01
The last audiobook I listened to was basically a spin-off extra season of my favourite podcast.
shark0attack
Just out of curiosity, what podcast/ book?
Hutchy01
Revolutions and Hero of Two Worlds both by Mike Duncan.
shark0attack
Gonna have to check it out. Thanks!
Isgrimnur
#39 whale eye’ll beef oaked
Funnyjunker
*oil
UsuallySpecial
Thatsthejoke.gif
pianobutt
What is it?
UsuallySpecial
…. A whale’s eye.
pianobutt
Is it photoshopped into sand? I'm still confused.
shark0attack
It's coming out of water. I'm assuming the sand you're seeing is the skin of the whale
pianobutt
Ooooh thank you. Whales are weirder looking than I thought. I want to meet one.