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Memes I've sent to friends in the last couple weeks, almost exclusively stolen from Imgur
AndTheArghnauts
#26 these need not be mutually exclusive
fartharder
#31 well shit, I think that explains why some of our installs are fucking near impossible to unscrew
Kats8652
#2
RElGNMAN
#13 This is why, every morning I always look for two sunrises.
IThoughtTheElectricMayhemMightBeFreeButIWasWrong
You get an upvote for #31... Not seen that one before.
ddubya42
#45 a man after my own heart. I'll take random phrases I hear people say, and tell them "that sounds like an old country song" and deepen my voice and throw on a southern twang. "The mailman drove right on byyyyyyyy and didn't deliver a letter from my babyyyyyyy" or something :D
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
#1
Three5Nines
#15 This was old enough to drink years ago.
ATLandNerdy
#46 I cannot believe any of these tweets. They couldn't have heard the lyrics. He wasn't exactly subtle.
Mind of a revolutionary, so clear the lane
The finger to the land of the chains
What? The "land of the free"?
Whoever told you that is your enemy
Now something must be done
About vengeance, a badge, and a gun
'Cause I'll rip the mic, rip the stage, rip the system
I was born to rage against 'em
Now action must be taken
We don't need the key, we'll break in
faro2000
#3 At least you know the fork has (hopefully) only been in mouths. Don't ask yourself where the water they served with your meal has been. : )
ExplodingPortaPotty
#1 The goose didn't wish for anything. It knew that making you think it made some terrible wish that wasn't immediately apparent would cause you more mental anguish than any wish it could have made.
vosuraekira
#20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjBhFgDBhpU
GorillaFLicks
#13 The blast would be much prettier at night
Pyrokneticbeavr
#6 how long until I can play doom on birds?
RedTally
#38 Do people know what this is? My friend is confused. Is this just one of those things where people accidentally put a screenshot from their phone into a dump?
SirButcher
I assumed this is an example how stupid AI overviews are.
billiebitkiller
I have dyscalculia (like dyslexia for numbers) and it fully took me until your comment to realize the max score is 36 and the person typed in 37 which is higher
habslove
to this day i will randomly say Hokay Ere's the Earth
PaleChapter
#29 Blessed be the mycelium, by which the Grandfather anoints His children. May His grace infest our troubled flesh, and grant us the tranquility of decay.
technicalfool
MungChomper69420
#26 I used to have a wookie sex line gif and she was wearing a multi bra and damn I wish I still had it
MungChomper69420
#4 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eXpqZWFvaGg2dXVxbmRzeXB4dWNlbnJ2eTZoNHN5cGxnNzZtYWJ1YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xVpUhR49z4F14vWJZ5/200w.webp
RaiderMagnet
#29 I will never not like that one. Here's a pic for you :
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
ooo this is sick
RaiderMagnet
Not mine, I found it here on Imgur. May have another one, too...
RaiderMagnet
Here : /gallery/dump-of-giving-back-30-VJVMKni#67pfh2V
CreigerRykov
Like on a level of Scarlet Rot sick.
3Davideo
#28 Now overlay this on the corresponding scene from Shrek.
darthstormer
#2 I'm at loss for what this could mean.
Sullivanish
yes
JamJarre
It means we makin em in pairs now
KarateCanine
One fell over
CityYeti
nation543
fuck
namstel101
Your loss.