SquirrelWithATophat
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Mar 21, 2026 5:56 AM
SquirrelWithATophat
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wurstkaesescenario
Herzlichen Glückwunsch, as they say around here
ChoonahFish
TungstenOrbital
Funny squirrels
OliverClothesoff70
Welcome to the club!
phoony
Party!
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karlostroski
No wheezing the juice!!
Marikhen
#1 Letting any animal drink Pepsi should be considered animal cruelty. >_< I'm not sure I'd even give it to Israeli soldiers to drink.
GlenL
#1 I'll be honest, I was waiting for it to put enough weight on the lever to activate it
BaddDadd
#1 "He does that every day." This seems like a big sanitation issue.
IjustsaywhatIthink
I would not patronize that place once I saw that. I catch enough stuff from my sweet little disease vector grandchildren.
redtails2649
Most critters love Alcohol & sweets, yes they do!
CaldariBob
They bear disease.
OlaphOfTheNorth
well, they squirrel disease, grizzlies bear disease
SamuraiChemist
pullingsixty
While I chuckled the first time I saw this, it's definitely animal abuse.
Siliconhobbit
#1 No thanks. I'll have a Mtn. Dew please!
UraniumMan
polepolekaz
Finally somebody prefers Pepsi….
cousteau
None of those squirrels are wearing a top hat though… but damn are they gonna hate themselves tomorrow! 🍸
pictory
Quick PSA: City squirrels are thirsty. If you're growing food in your yard or on your balcony and the squirrels are tearing apart say, your tomatoes, you can reduce (but not eliminate) incidence of this by keeping bowls of water out there around the plants. They know which fruits and veggies are juicy and you can redirect them a lot of the time. It's not perfect, but it does work.
MeowstophelesTheeCatMonster
.....And just like tha, we have to go cry to our boyfriend about how much we NEED a squirrel! ...And something nice to feeds said squrriel! =3
iamlegendinjapan
Legend wait for it dary
blurp9000
CyberHexx
Who else was waiting for #1 to waterboard himself with Pepsi?
YibeanVizjerei
*raises hand*
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Caffeinated squirrel, drunk squirrel, drunk squirrel, sugar rush squirrel, drunk squirrel again.
HighSorcerer
By your powers combined-
CheeseB0t
And not one top hat
SecretSquirrel27
My daily routine, in a nutshell....
ReallyOG
There always room for one more drunk squirrel
TiptoeThroughTheMeanies
That depends where you're stuffing them.
battery1979
I like to stuff them in an old shoe box. Punch a couple of holes in the top. And when Sunday comes, sneak them into church.
YibeanVizjerei
Not all heroes wear capes
AshuraEidolon
Are you secretly Ray Stevens?
FelonyRaptor
There's points? What are they for?
cousteau
When you reach 100k you get free emerald and stop seeing ads, also you can award ACCOLADES!
FelonyRaptor
Oh cool I guess, but I don't see any ads anyway.
cousteau
Fair... oh, and also you get to unlock a few fancy "premium" avatars, like this Cousteau-looking Michael Cera I use.