DeviatedPrevert
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You are all thinking it, just admit it!
I love how the instructions on the box of q-tips always says to "never put anything inside your ear." Like, dude ... 498 of those are going in my ear and 2 for the belly button.
TheotherBudwhite
eargasms
AluminiumFalcon
Its like putting a warning on cigarettes. They have too for legal protection.
JeffGodofBiscuits
Aural sex
Phixik
One is used for the cleaning the other is for climaxing. If I got Q-tips for pleasure then you would be right, but you are wrong.
AluminiumFalcon
This mf never had an eargasm.
DumberBlonde
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Me: "Why aren't people wearing masks? Doctors are smart!" Also me: *jams q-tip in ear*
BalaclavaBob
Eardos
MightyMorphinePowerRangerz
I think you may be using your dildo incorrectly.
realrealluckless
Found the guy who hasn't figured out q-tips...
inthemarket4memories
Oooo man audiologists get feisty about this. Lots of perforated ear drums from q-tips. Does that stop us? Noooope !
DeviatedPrevert
my goal is to find out what my brain feels like
Metalhead47
It feels a lot like immense pain and Eustachian tube, don’t ask how I know.
kwyjiboner
And then complete silence forever
Metalhead47
I’ll just leave this here...
AluminiumFalcon
I'm not gonna lie, ima try those, but you can't beat $2 for 500ct of qt
DeadeicPrints
These are sooooooooo much better. Omg the itch relief.
Metalhead47
Your skin can’t itch when it’s been scraped away.
DeadeicPrints
Huh? Unless there's something wrong with that brand I don't know about, those things are very soft and delicate.
Metalhead47
Sure, they seem nice and soft, but they’re still molded plastic and the edges are like razors, at least to me.
DeadeicPrints
I've never used one that was made of plastic. They felt more like latex/rubber than anything. You even even see it bending easily on the box