You are all thinking it, just admit it!

Feb 18, 2021 6:15 AM

You are all thinking it, just admit it!

I love how the instructions on the box of q-tips always says to "never put anything inside your ear." Like, dude ... 498 of those are going in my ear and 2 for the belly button.

monkeysexrobot

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lazerdonkeys

eargasms

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its like putting a warning on cigarettes. They have too for legal protection.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aural sex

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

One is used for the cleaning the other is for climaxing. If I got Q-tips for pleasure then you would be right, but you are wrong.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This mf never had an eargasm.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Me: "Why aren't people wearing masks? Doctors are smart!" Also me: *jams q-tip in ear*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eardos

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you may be using your dildo incorrectly.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Found the guy who hasn't figured out q-tips...

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oooo man audiologists get feisty about this. Lots of perforated ear drums from q-tips. Does that stop us? Noooope !

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my goal is to find out what my brain feels like

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It feels a lot like immense pain and Eustachian tube, don’t ask how I know.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then complete silence forever

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll just leave this here...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not gonna lie, ima try those, but you can't beat $2 for 500ct of qt

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are sooooooooo much better. Omg the itch relief.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your skin can’t itch when it’s been scraped away.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh? Unless there's something wrong with that brand I don't know about, those things are very soft and delicate.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, they seem nice and soft, but they’re still molded plastic and the edges are like razors, at least to me.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never used one that was made of plastic. They felt more like latex/rubber than anything. You even even see it bending easily on the box

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0