A “simple” life hack!

Sep 15, 2019 12:58 PM

metropolis702

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Egg cracking machine

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the_more_you_know

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I really wanted whatever bullshit he was making to simply not work.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wallace and Gromit nodding approvingly. https://imgur.com/aWTVYEm

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

The best thing about this are all the comments seeming to take this seriously.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How are you gonna have time to make one of those every morning?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bet those sausages toast was freezing after building that

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nice egg opener you got there. But who tf cuts a fried egg that way? Sick.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lots of people.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You use the knife to literally rip it apart? No cutting or slicing? Just ripping? Savage.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People are commenting like this isn't a parody video and it upsets me

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mr. Goldberg would be proud!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That looks truly scrumptious.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This motherfucker makes all of that then still pulls with the fork to cut.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly who uses a knife to cut up their eggs. I just use the side of my fork

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's funny, I think most people can crack an egg and not make this

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems like a lot of work to go through every time you need to crack an egg. And the amount of wood you'll go through is unconscionable.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's so easy!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dishwasher safe i see.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit, I only have jumbo eggs

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was highly annoying. I don’t know why I watched it through its’ entirety. @420supercoolusername69

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not gonna lie, that's a pretty nifty gadget. I wouldn't use it, but it's pretty cool.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Sauce?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just google egg cracker

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, it's an egg.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have one!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If cant just crack an egg, you can't make that either.

7 years ago | Likes 419 Dislikes 6

Eggxactly

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worked i intelligence for a long time and met a lot of people who were smart enough to design a toaster but couldn't make toast.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Case in point, I just noticed my dumb ass left the "n" off the word "in"... I misspelled the word IN, it's TWO freaking letters. Lol

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I got friends applying for med school that still burn rice.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just love how simple this is.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Simple"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

That seems really cool, and overly complicated. I usually don't have problems getting eggshells in my eggs.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It seems like something is grabbing the egg to pull it apart though, what -is- that?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The razor blades

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean the pieces of box cutter blade he glued to the ends?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Made with 100% non food grade materials. And you cut it out of the middle of the sheet of plywood

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

/a/XZPY6ko The almost exact design is a thing, and it's food safe plastic

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which part of it touches what is actually eaten ?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The cutter blades pierce through the egg to hold the shell

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would it need to be food grade, it doesnt come into contact with any food

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You break eggs for fun?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck eats hot dogs and eggs

7 years ago | Likes 352 Dislikes 33

Me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sausages?

7 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

The better question is, who the fuck eats only one egg?

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Was gunna agree with you there, then realized I ate leftover hotdogs with my eggs yesterday morning

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I do

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hot dogs, yolky eggs and rice were like a staple breakfast growing up.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just moved to El Paso, and people put hot dog in everything so far

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Polish sausage. Fancier hotdog. Less raccoon.

7 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

But the racoons make it fancy

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Agreed, raccoon is where all the flavor comes from.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I was joking when I told my wife I wanted a hotdog omelet... She made it and made me eat it . wasn't bad.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

hotdogs and eggs are surprisingly good. Hot dogs and syrup when you eat them with waffles are also surprisingly good.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Vaginas? well they eat hotdogs and spit out eggs...sort of

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair it should be scrambled eggs with sliced hot dogs, salt, pepper, and if you wanna dirty it up with ketchup or hot sauce go ahead.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Glad I'm not the only one thinking this..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you ain't got sausages, split that dog and fry it up

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A lunatic.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that illegal now?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i do. i b poor yo

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LMAO imagine outing yourself like that, "I ain't ever seen a sausage, is that there a hotdog?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who cuts an egg in half through the yolk like a barbarian?

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Depends on my goal. If I want to just eat the egg then hell yeah. Otherwise I may dip bacon in the yolk or I pit it on toast for a sandwich.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much everyone, so the yolk can run

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yep. Want the juices mixing on your plate. :D

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Poor people

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

They prefer to be called the poors

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brits, I think.

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 6

Nope

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not normally, we usually have a Cumberland or lancashire sausage with our fry ups.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Our bangers look edible unlike whatever those things are

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was in Russia once and they asked if I want breakfast sausage. Definitely just a bad hotdog

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

This is new Russia--hotdog vendor give you choice of breed.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did they at least cook the dog on a hot Kalashnikov barrel?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We have better sausages In a fry up, Lincolnshire Cumberland and my favourite Guiness pork sausage...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Where can one purchase Guinness Pork Sausages please?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They come and go in big shops. Keep an eye open for em. Think Sainsbury's has em.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed love me a good fry up

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In what world does someone have the manual dexterity to create that gadget but not enough to crack an egg properly

7 years ago | Likes 4026 Dislikes 14

Assburgers?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The person who built this and the person who this is built for is not necessarily the same. Shocking, I know.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Fact: Many infomercial products are to solve problems often experienced by disabled individuals e.g. snuggies are super useful if you're /1

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wheelchair-bound, Slap-chop is great if you only have one arm, etc.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're marketing to abled people because the more they sell to those, the cheaper manufacturing becomes. Well, that and profit.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lololol

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 7

Or, ya know, it’s 10$ for a premade one

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one where someone made a straight to mouth Oreo dispenser.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think that's the joke

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you're super quick about it, you can look directly up and see the joke flying right over your head.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Engineer's

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Eggineers

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

America

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

I could make that gadget but have the hardest time cracking an egg. I'm working on make this gadget right now.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m curious to hear how it turns out

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In a world where we design things for people with disabilities

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When demonstrating the difficulty of cracking an egg without the utensil, this life hack never shows a disabled person's attempt

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

most infomercials don't want to hire disabled actors, as then only the disabled will buy the product/it can be seen as exploitation.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s a good point

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Germany?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No you see they needed the ruler to measure how much to crack the egg.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Making a device to crack eggs from available materials is a classic “creative thinking” exercise. It more about the creation than the result

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That makes sense. Thanks for the perspective

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Advertland

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As seen on tv

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"... but wait! There's more!"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I could make one for someone else who lacked the manual dexterity to crack eggs.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s a good point

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You would be surprised how shitty at cracking eggs are. I teach culinary arts, and reliably the first time in a class run that I one-hand...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...crack an egg the lesson derails with the majority of the class asking for pointers. Also *how shitty at cracking eggs people are (oops)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our timeline. It clearly is the worst one

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The sort of person who eats what appears to be hot dogs with egg and toast?

7 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 6

sausage

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why the eggs so white?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s how we like em in America.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not a single one had bird shit on, how do you even know where they came from??

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Battery farm eggs.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We clean and scrub our eggs before sale here.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Engineering students

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking animal. Where's the whiskey?

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

pass, the whisky is with some better sausages though ;)

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Agreed, though sometimes you gotta rough it with mid shelf shit though. I'm getting morning drunk even if I'm poor.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

that's what we call "alcoholism"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a common breakfast in the UK and Ireland. They look like hotdogs, but they're breakfast sausages.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 6

It really isn't. Those are hot dog sausages (garbage).

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They appear to be from the US, I love that they tell people in the UK what a sausage looks like! ;)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? I've never seen a sausage casing like that for breakfast, I know I've only lived here 42 years, but normally you're get a 1/

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Lincolnshire, Cumberland, or plain pork sausage, but that doesn't look like the casing for any I've seen used for breakfast. 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Hahaha great comment!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clown world.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The world of late night infomercials.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's an invention for the disabled you fuck nugget?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

Well that escalated quickly..

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, a hand tools for people who can't crack eggs because they, uhhh. Have no hands?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The video was a joke but okay

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Engineers

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say this person was an engineer, then I noticed they made the screw accessible.

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Though he glued on the blades that will inevitably dull.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You made me literally LOL. +1

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

maybe he was an auto mechanic before going engineer, And knows not to put screws in dumb places.

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Nope, when a maintainer becomes and engineer they forget how to maintain. Kinda like pre and post calc students.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fact that he made a special tool for something that you could easily do without a special tool means he's probably works on German cars.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

As someone working on german cars. So true..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Try telling that to the doofus that designed my van. Attempting to change the sump, need to take of half the steering assembly.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you missed his point. According to this guy the doofus in question likely wasn't a mechanic before becoming an engineer

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reading comprehension my friend. I'm referring to auto mechanics as Filan was.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your auto mechanic designed your van?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The oil pan? WTF?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is an engineer, all up probably cost him $50 including his time. Everyone else would buy one from the supermarket for $8.

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Where can i get one?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one from the supermarket will be food safe and washable.

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

No everyone else just learned how to crack open an egg like an adult

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

idk I'd trust the guy who could engineer a contraption like this more than just someone who could normally crack an egg.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Maybe it was the challenge or the adventure of learning. I have done similar things for the simple reason of finding the process fun.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Woooosh

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And you're the one who watched the whole, so who really won here

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prototyping is the first step. Make it optimized for manufacturing, and he could make some money.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...or learn how to crack an egg. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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If you had limited mobility or only one hand, this would be a really useful device

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I crack eggs with 1 hand.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It only takes one hand to crack an egg though... you can even crack 2 at once with one hand.

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I always fuck this up. Sometimes I think I'll get it this time.... No I'm fuck not! I end up dropping the whole cracked bloody egg inthepan!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is true

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

What does that even mean

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Maintainers believe Engineers design things impractrically because they place bolts and screw in weird positions.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

if you ever changed the oil on a 2000 Impala with the 3.8L you would believe that. Oil filter was for some reason behind a wheel.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What about that V6 where the filter was placed in the "V" so you had to remove parts of the engine to change it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

had to remove the passenger wheel, and had like 5deg of rotation space for tools.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe that all engineers should be required to do 4 shots and then disassemble and reassemble their design prior to release

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 240SX w/ SR20DET has oil filter under intake manifold, above crossmember, behind alt., in front of starter. It is so hard to reach.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Japan, there would also be steering shaft snaking through there as well. Don’t know what they were thinking.

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