At home with my hubby, 3.5 year old, and newborn while on maternity leave

Mar 28, 2020 5:42 PM

MBdub210

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Your hubby is 3.5 years old?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff. . .

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If there’s a baby boom in nine months, it’s gonna be all first kids.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I learned sure fire solution to curing all those irritable toddler woes, and it's super easy: uppercuts. 1uppercut a day fixes everything.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jumper cables worked great on that one reddit guy

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It seems like just last week parents were complaining that they couldn't spend enough time w/ their crotch goblins because they had to work

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, crotch goblins!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's almost as if it's the work they hate, not missing time with their kids! (OK probably some of both, or not the same parents)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As the parent of a toddler, I'm pretty irritated by all the "my kid is a pain in the ass" memes. I get it. My little angel can be a snot at

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

times, but in 3 years of being a dad I can't imagine griping about it on social media.

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