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GerhardRammelhausen
#3 Oh humanity is trying, going strong since the 1700s.
davebarton315101
I can see dropping them into Tehran, but we probably should give them some parachutes.
Darkspire
Shouldn't*
Comet260
The leopards are morbidly obese. The drones, though? They're hungry for Meal Team Six.
lifeisadadjoke
#1 Please keep the bodycams on...it'll make for hilarious PPV.
Fuckimgurcunts
Problems would become solved! Tbh Iran might not even lose anybody, could just be cathartic for them. Call it an apology from us, some dummies to take stress out on xd
Ardilla05
America: more boots, less books…
LutraLazuli
ice agents are WAY too cowardly to do that
veronicablood
every teenage boy in a red state wearing a maga hat. Straight to the front.
Resistance1000
Starting with Barron.
KR1570F
we can skip the boots to avoid accidentally giving the left a good talking point. in fact I think that's better. let's send all of ICE and skip their equipment. just a bunch of losers dumped naked in the desert.
Shift137
They should all get drafted and sent to either the front lines or some remote as fuck base.
Otomasoteraph
You know, it's much easier when nobody is armed and can't shoot back
Alvatore
They are very much like the IDF in that regard.
Resistance1000
Sooner or later, at some point, in the wrong neighborhood, that will change and then the shit will really hit the fan.
4Astaroth
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c3N2MTF6YzBhc2UyMnFqODB3N2hveG42d3FkYmJ1MzNnNzJ6aTZyYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Xb4zBSqyUXShy/200w.webp
gobbin
Bunch of pathetic blow hards.
Newdonster
I'm betting each of those masked marauders was denied entry when they tried to enlist.
Resistance1000
Or was involuntarily separated for bad conduct or being physically unfit or being crazy. Or any combination of those.
Cynthi007
Sounds like the bare minimum criteria to get into ice.
Resistance1000
Imadethisaccounttopost
Just abducting people, there was a call to action made in my hometown of Saginaw.
DonL9
Stay strong, Saginaw.
Signed,
A fellow Michigander
WPIII381
Why hidden?
Imadethisaccounttopost
Shouldn't be, it's also on the front page.
/gallery/csQrnzt
SirPerfluousOfTheShire
I already suggested that. Have not heard back from anyone in the White House yet.
SerialChickenLover
I’m afraid that if the U.S. were to ever reinstate the draft for anything short of a world war, the Trump Administration would be the admin to do it. I’m not sure who’d they’d target, though, because Hegseth clearly wants a white Christian army.
Frencheeseater
They would do it the ruSSian way : all the non-whites + "bad whites" sent to the Meat Grinder, and the others on the back, pushing them to the Front Line...
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
Ah yes, operation Get Behind the Darkies. A classic if there ever was one in war
Frencheeseater
It's not fun anymore when the supply of "darkies" is depleted... /s
In ruSSia they lure foreign workers, make them sigh contracts in russian... and send them on the 1rst line. 30 minutes average survival time on the frontline...
"Evil emplire" now even more than the USSR !
Frencheeseater
oops : *sign *empire