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Federal jury duty
Seriously, what are the chances you open the mail and you get to go to Federal Jury Duty on your cakeday
Jan 26, 2018 7:30 PM
Baszmeg
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Seriously, what are the chances you open the mail and you get to go to Federal Jury Duty on your cakeday
RobOttman
The trick is, tell them you're prejudice against all races.
IAmFlockForWeAreMany
Tell them you are at sea.
DoofusMcGillicuttyEsq
Call the jury office, explain you have business matters (travel) that can’t be postponed, and ask that your reporting date be moved.
itwasbuilticame
are you seriously asking? because the math isn't that hard
Baszmeg
What math is that?
itwasbuilticame
Given you're getting jury duty on any given year, the probability that it will be on your birthday is 1/364
mockingnurd
Cakeday or birthday? Jury duty on either kinda sucks but they aren't the same.
Baszmeg
oops. Birthday.
realrealluckless
Unless you get an actual cake, Imgur's "Cakeday" is a lie.
DeadpoolIsMySpiritAnimal
Because you are a fucking AMERICAN and you should be happy for your birthday present, going to Jury duty is awesome. Don't be a chode
Baszmeg
Try to contain yourself. Last time I was on a Jury (about 7months ago) I was the foreman and it was total joke. No justice whatsoever.
DeadpoolIsMySpiritAnimal
I am so fucking jealous. I would love to go to jury duty. And you get to go twice. This is inanity, I am sorry friend.