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Yes, 4D
May 26, 2015 9:07 PM
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Theme101
Wait.....I wanna laugh but....screw it hahahahahahahaha
Renowned1k90
Just so you know, theatres are always in dark times.
TheOtherOtherBoleynGirl
Still too soon.....
LEGENwait4itDAIRY
too soon?
Vitiligorilla
My brother was in that theater. It's crazy how years later I can laugh at this, but those first months..they were hell.
nevadasteve
Too soon?
BrazilianThunderPanda
This is so dark it ruined my credit.
IbeJonesin
I've been watching this trial for weeks now, saddest testimonies I've ever heard.
Muffyns
any sources i forgot about this
Tekkie88
MRW- http://imgur.com/VFXTf20
vote4kyle
Damn..
ravenclawesome
One of my students was in that theater. I tried, but I don't find this funny.
StellarSpire
I don't find any jokes on this subject funny. :(
AccidentalStalker
Too soon? This is the internet.
vodshuggah
I've waited my entire life for this http://imgur.com/DAQKQ55
thereeper
Joke so dark it's still waiting for its dad to come home
Grybush
Wow. Darker than my wife's soul. Well played.
DomenicoMorrone
Amen
skategreen
welp, I'm off. goin to hell for immediate laughter.
xofr
If your already going to hell, then you might as well watch this while your at it. Edgy af https://youtu.be/FMuqC4JVPdo
skategreen
I feel reassured, as obviously you're getting great wifi in hell.
slothwolverine
I was in theater 8 that night. I saw all the blood and a dead child. not funny....
blueberrycupcakes
That is sad!
Muffyns
the fuck is this downvoted for
zerofox289
I believe this is too soon. Like 97.4% sure.
Sirachayoutalkinboutwillis
https://dollyrach.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/collar-tug.jpg
mememurderer
to soon- was there...
RepairmanJack1906
That's so dark, even unarmed - the police would kill it.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Joke so dark it's life matters too
FailedLoser
This should be the top comment
apiringLEO
Because its soooo original.
Materclaritas
so dark it isnt welcome at clippers games ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʲᵒᵏᵉ ˢᵗᶦᶫᶫ ʳᵉᶫᵉᵛᵃᶰᵗ﹖
ConductorOfTheStruggleTrain
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/allw.gif
althanan
Eh, kinda borderline since Sterling doesn't own the team any more.
BetterLuckyThanGood
Man he made out like such a bandit in that deal.
TrappedInTheLocker
Did you know James Holmes' father was allegedly going to testify in the LIBOR scandal? Odd how things work out like that.
magila
Here is an upvote from the only person on IMGUR who knows what the LIBOR scandal is. (Without Googling it)
1spodaspakers
100 million unique visitors, that's quite the statement :P It was a pretty big story
magila
Alright so there's two of us. Here's your upvote.
1spodaspakers
Haha thanks
TrappedInTheLocker
Whew I'm not alone.
TheScarletBitch
Uh, I know what it is. It seems at least 6 others do.
magila
Statistically 6 out of 100,000,000 is the same as zero.
1spodaspakers
Shooter so white, he made lazy racist jokes on Imgur using a tired overused format
ImOblivious
Aw, did someone hurt you?
matame
thank you!
1spodaspakers
You're welcome :D
Boufus
Yep. my god it wasn't even fucking funny the first time.
apiringLEO
"Joke so dark it's still waiting for its dad to come home" the post beneath yours lol
1spodaspakers
Haha I'm surprised the comment isn't sandwiched between them
Nyther53
I agree.
Greennexu
I don't get it.
chickenfriedriceisdabomb
oh honey. The Colorado theatre shooting at the premier of batman? Guy walked into a theatre in full body armor and shotgun, rifle, handgun
PanickedShrieking
During a showing of the Dark Knight, someone opened fire in a theater (don't recall if they were dressed up or no..)
strangelynormal
IIRC people there said they thought at first it was part of the movie experience, since it was the midnight premiere (until ppl died)
AcidMinnelli
Recently?
lyeNarsenic
Summer 2012.
AcidMinnelli
Ty, I remember this.
INamedMyCatRickyAfterASkidRowSong
I'm pretty sure he had a mask on and dyed hair. Or maybe face pant idk
PanickedShrieking
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Aurora_shooting Says he was wearing some tactical gear and a gas mask. I thought it was more Batman-y
bigjoemonger
Too soon, the trial isn't even over yet
FellOffTheJetwayAgain
I work on the same campus he attended school. We're reminded of the trial everyday
TheScarletBitch
Friend of mine was shot and injured in the theater. Her best friend died. This trial cannot end soon enough for survivors
FellOffTheJetwayAgain
A work study in my office was in the theater. It's amazing how many lives were affected. Lots of healing thoughts for everyone
nkaplan89
Any update?
Ryebread91
Didn't know it had even started. Know anywhere I can find info on it? And sadly these things take so long.
FellOffTheJetwayAgain
I try not to obsessively search for updates :-/ but I tend to watch the live feed here and there. Just really chilling testimony
Muffyns
put him and boston guy in a room together and have them fight to the death then execute the winner
talenphillips
Or as the joker would say "we're going to have 'tryouts'."
TheTurtleHermit
4D is just normal 3D...and my DIIIIICCCCKKK!!!
xBOMBKINGx
In that case real life is 3d so if 4d is 3d with your dick means you dont have a dick.
TheTurtleHermit
Oh you and your logic
tanebou
Who would have thought that 4D would be so unimpressive...
Popspoppingit
Guys I get it, it's because the internet refers to penisia as a "D". and so if you add his penis to 3D, you get 3D. The more you know.
Popspoppingit
I meant to say "...penis to 3D, you get 4D..." but I fucked it up.
Worm217
Penisia sounds like some strange, horrible penile disease.
ThePeoplesCartographer
That's a little D
Polpotspants
That joke is so dark if it called 911 it would have a 45 minute response time.
Zeigg
Guns...
MetalSkeletal
A joke so dark it's only 2/3 a joke.
lyeNarsenic
I had to come back and upvote that. Well done, friend. +1
ThatLemonStealingHorse
What was that one Will Smith movie where he's a news reporter, and in one of his reports he calls 911 from a black neighborhood saying (1/2)
ThatLemonStealingHorse
He he's a black man who witnessed a murder or something, but the cops never show. Then calls again as a white woman who broke her (2/3)
ThatLemonStealingHorse
Heel, and they show up before he could even hang up the phone? (3/3)
Oneguy675
Lel
LosPer
4 hours in Detroit
ISoldMySoulToTheDevilForThisAccount
8 hours (Detroit resident)
LosPer
Sorry... :(
ISoldMySoulToTheDevilForThisAccount
No its okay, I live in the nice part.
pvncake
Your username is a reference to the Lego movie! Just saw that.
ScreeBobJones
Okay this should be top comment, it's funny because it's truuuueeeee!
ReptilianOverlord
The police in my city have a 45 minute response time regardless of race, gender, crime being committed, etc.
aGirlWithoutAname
I know! APD is so slow to respond! My sister had my neice at 24 wks cause her ex was beating her locked her on the porch(3rd floor) and
kmcj22
APD?
aGirlWithoutAname
Aurora police department.
aGirlWithoutAname
Had to then be rushed to the er for emergency C-section. Fuckin D-bag of a guy.
EmCeeMiNacion
Tell me you kicked him in the nuts so hard, they had to perform the same procedure on him.
aGirlWithoutAname
I wish I did. He is a huge black dude n im a tiny white bitch. He did get charged. Then he stole her 3 grand n bounced state.
immortalpoet
They released dinosaurs during Batman?
OverlyOptimisticGuy
No matter what they say - remember - YOU ARE SPECIAL
OfficialMonsantoPR
He's talking about the Aurora Theater Shooting.
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
Funny story: My niece was born two days after that shooting. Her parents had already agreed to call her Aurora. Awkward at the hospital
kidburman
They Released Bane into the Theater
MadDucks
just be happy that you didn't get the joke. it is much better this way, i promise you.
MantisTobogganPilotMD
He did get it, you didn't get his
MadDucks
or did i get it and you not get my getting but not getting his actually getting/not getting of said original joke?
sidfromtoystory
i'm not convinced this joke works all that well
xochiluvr
Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
pookieeatworld
alabamafutbol
It bothers me that ppl think immortalpoet missed the joke.. come on guys, he/she is poking fun at 2nd person's grammatical ambiguity
Sabyl
Oh sweet innocent child....
MantisTobogganPilotMD
The irony
itchyPUSS
ding dong... anyone home?
ChaosLierLen637
Oh my sweet summer child.
MantisTobogganPilotMD
Oh the irony
MantisTobogganPilotMD
The Nazis did
YourWaifuIsTrash
That's what the government wants you to think
DriftEJ20
pookieeatworld
The people in the theater did Nazi that coming...
MyrrhManhandler
They also had pieces of flair, but they made the Jews wear it.
Goodnewwseveryone
Old, old reference. But such a good movie
MantisTobogganPilotMD
Now I feel old :/
ocegur
I think there's a dinonazi game about chasing nazis with dinos.
MantisTobogganPilotMD
Check out the show Danger 5, on Netflix
EvilOwner
XHavic
Lololol
xNexx
It feels wrong upvoting you
MyrrhManhandler
Holy fuck. I've never seen that before. I couldn't breathe from the laughter. Well done.
justnotthatfunny
Anytime some says "oh right" I immediately think of this. Terrible I know lol
Elphienis
why is carrot top in it?
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
I will never not laugh at this. And I will never not feel incredibly terrible for the aforementioned laughter.
FirestarterAZ
I am going to hell.
Butane9000
It's okay. Satan has reserved seating for us all anyway.
Blackd0nuts
Nice guy Satan
IProvideFakeContext
How thoughtful of him
Butane9000
All I can think is him looking at the space and saying "I should have built more seats..."
IrredeemableFox
In the theatre? But instead of The Dark Knight Rises, it's Batman and Robin..but no one makes it stop like the former.
Bahiano1993
That made me laugh like a retarded seal
YamatoIouko
See? Even sociopathy and mental health problems have a lighter side! :D
underthebottom
Gold.
LokiHasStolenTheTardis
There is a special hell for people like me who laugh at this every time. I feel shitty yeah...But its damn funny.
Shankopotomus
I'll be seeing him in hell for this. Hopefully I can show him this pic
eromitlab
Man, it must have taken a crazy motherfucker to do that shit. Oh right, I am a crazy motherfucker!
BtingYou
That's terrible. I like it!
Metaloxin
He's sad cause he didn't get to see the ending of Batman...
TheGrifCannon
AgentBunny
HAHA! I get it.. (No I don't, please explain..)
Histrionical
Heath Ledger died young just after portraying the Joker for this particular series of Batman films. He won a posthumous Oscar for it too.
frombolognaa
jesus christ, that's horrible. I laughed.
talenphillips
This joke is so dark that it sings about believing in a thing called love... in a falsetto voice.
talkitalktalk
+1000
criticallyacclaimedfuckwad
Really fucked up that I didn't laugh at the "oh yeah, the murders" but laughed so hard I almost died for this one.
chemistsdoitintesttubes
Alright. I laughed. I'm going to hell.
TheColossalTitan
I can't believe I'm upvoting this.
Minimanatee
I can't believe it's not butter
TheColossalTitan
Me neither! :o
Iamsonewatthis
IDoNotBelongHere
Fuck, I did not mean to laugh at that you bastard.
slagath0r
Oh shit
aGirlWithoutAname
Fuck that guy! Shit is BS. My sister was supposed to be there that night with her son (my nephew) but she got called into work.
aGirlWithoutAname
Youre meme (or whatever its called) is... Fucking funny though! =D
Jonpapabear
Side note, I still upvoted you for sharing the little miracle that saved your sister
aGirlWithoutAname
Thanks =) yeah...she was SO mad then after it happened she is thankful every day.
Jonpapabear
1.Puffin here! While I hate that anyone was killed or hurt, I feel that anyone who committed such an atrocity must have been very disturbed
Jonpapabear
2.The true sadness is that proper gun control or psych. evaluation would've prevented the whole thing because he wouldn't have had the guns.
Jonpapabear
3. I just think blaming him alone is like blaming an Alzheimer's patient for forgetting a date. Blame the system that allowed it to happen.
aGirlWithoutAname
Bull shit! He planned it. I HATE the excues he is given. He PLANNED IT
YamatoIouko
I'd put it way more on the mental health infrastructure of the US than gun control. Because mental health infrastructure DOESN'T EXIST!
DrCaticus
I would like to think he should've been at-least sane enough to seek help.
syllables
Looks like she dodged a bullet.
Iamsonewatthis
Reallykay
Hahaha *slow clap*
aGirlWithoutAname
Haha! That was good =D she and my nephew did. That they did.
YamatoIouko
Did you just-?
zeaga
I think he just-!
ButtersTheGreat13
Shots Fired.
Dratharz
Parent killed
Baltzerkid
Shots fired, CORAL!
WickedLoud
Daaaaaaaaaaaayum.
NotAPervert
Aurora PD dispatched
DeathlyHallows415
http://imgur.com/kJwOmjt
aaaaaa46
I'm on the HIIIIIIIGHWAY TO HELL
myfistus
hippopoopamoose
Literally.
iregisteredjusttoupvote
Shots were fired, indeed.
DOINGODSWORK
Thoughts?
FireNutsTheGinger
Smokes dropped.
DrBourbonTheOriginal
I updated you to 1000, my biggest accomplishment of the year, so far. So I got that going for me.
ButtersTheGreat13
Thank you
hagantic
You horrible bastard..... I love you.
theantagonisttt
Let's see how this plays out!
thatfellathere
Literally
srrz2
you're such a joker.
MrPredator
http://vagabundos.mx/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/the_joker.jpg
HeWhoLies
At Bruces parents
DrunkCajun
Damnit Leopold butters +1, you got it before me
initVI
youhavemail
Oh the loop +1
BatteryLife
Where people talk at the theater
zytz
That's so meta
WhyIsItReal
Even This Acronym
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
That's so raven
LifeDoctor
Parents killed.
SgtEziosRequiem
Vengeance born in darkness.
althanan
Batman created.
SmertNSpecial
Money made
Shallok
I'M BATMAN
HooperAintchaWatchin
I am Groot!