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I don’t play dnd, but I really enjoy the memes

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not a lot of DnD, but Oblivion and Skyrim...always felt this way with any destruction magic at first.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Wouldn't mind partying and travelling with a party of J-pop bards.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 gonna need a source on that picture

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Atsui Zo Nekogaya

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 Thumbsy, Android and aliens podcast... So much.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you like d&d I suggest you listen to dungeons and daddies (not a bdsm podcast) it's on spotify and apple play.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Some Sage wisdom in there...sorry, my verbiage went Rogue +1

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#5 Ouch ! That one is far too relatable !

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last one applies to my neutral good Cleric who stole a lot of shit to make money off of. I'm the good guy of the group, too.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never played DnD before but #2 seems like a shitty DM and/or group. Why would they let that drag on? I'd just fuckin' leave if I was 1/

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

being excluded from anything exciting for an extended period of time like that 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op dm is dungeon master?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Fireball is a sub-par spell that is overrated because people like to roll a handful of dice. Illusions and conjurations are far deadlier

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like it depends on the DM for that.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3: *laughs in warlock*

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Wizard should have made a wand that effectively had infinite charges (price them for 100 charges via item creation)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorcerer - *laughs in spell slots*

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Every, fuckin, time.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#4 party let me be sleep poisoned for 6 combat rounds before they even tried to wake me. Fun night.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only rogue not stealing stuff ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 so fucking many times :(

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude - screw that mirror in #2! We’re almost through Tomb of Annihilation and I was the one stuck in that prison ??‍♀️?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one was mine! It happened during ToA to someone in my party a couple of weeks ago.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It sucked being stuck there - ended up just casting Prestidigitation for some musical ambiance for myself lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 imma need the Source here.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s #6 about?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 We’re using a dicebot to roll, and everyone can see rolls. DM can’t fudge even if he wanted. Rolled 4 crits last session, two on 1 guy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know some of this words

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 I got up, walked over to the bookcase, grabbed my DM guide and...that's actually in there. I've had this book for two years...

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

When I read that I realized holy shit my DM follows those tactics exactly, and it works so well!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ALL the books have funny disclaimers like that. Enjoy.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 336 Dislikes 2

That's a nice image you have there....

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuzzy dragon appears roll initiative

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Cataclysm

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if it happened, a black dragon would strike without warning

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

A kitty the size of a mountain seems like something i would dream lol

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Like the LEGO Ninjago movie

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I would have liked DnD.... If I had friends in my formative years.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to get into it now, but no friends other than wife & quarantine make it nearly impossible.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0