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Jan 7, 2016 5:08 AM
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25schmeckles
I left the rejection hotline as an emergency contact on a feild trip once, got a ride home from a friend, and got in alot of trouble. :D
TheMemeForge
Just realized the death bulfe comic, the guys hair is getting ready for fisting
DanteHicks79
I tapped, but I did not view the full story. :-/
PanickedShrieking
#2 So.. Sleipnir?
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
I surely am not the only one who thinks that sharing the KKK number with someone turned down and possibly angry is not a good idea.
YesseniaAdu81
I'm pretty sure in the case of lembas, that would be 'exceptionally delicious and strangely nutritious trail mix'.
crimpgur
#7 talking about the person in #1
Troninater
My mind in BLOWN by the Marry Poppins part. XD
IsmellTHEFINGERPRINTSOFSCUM
" Go to my house and fuck my wife"
CrissCross35
Stitchs chest also sticks out. The only thing which separate them is the antenna, mascara (which stitch can also use) and the color.
tibris
I wipe and I wipe and I wipe, still poop, it is like I'm wiping @Op's dump...
Buckbeak1486
60s Spider-Man meme is more entertaining than the actual show. The show is unbearable!
MikaRRR
http://imgur.com/KWYe4pB
zamfall
#6 got me so amazed and confused at the same time that I forgot how to human for a moment
Chouilste
When ball is afterlife
GothKirby
"If nobody comes back from the future, how bad of a decision can it really be" has been in my imgur bio for months.
ihazanaccount
But what if your decision is so bad that it prevents anyone in the future from making a time machine?
TomJA
Brendan is the guy who started the whole 5/7 thing
ShadowStorm197498
Brendan Stevens was right. Making legal guns illegal will do nothing about the illegal guns
Lobuttomize
A small love sub plot for a kids cartoon character? Who's ever heard of that?
IndestructibleCombatPotato
Right? And how dare they make the fucking girl pink :O
ThatTeaDrinkingTopHatTippingBritishman
And how dare the relationship be heterosexual!
aFatFinley
What the fuck was that first one?
gorillaClutch
can i ask why the fuck you'd want to make lembas bread it's the lotr equivalent of hard tak. you're eating shitty trail mix.
NinjaNunDevil
I made it before. It's like a thin biscuit kind of. Good for tea and coffee.
Alkelei
Now Cram, on the other hand....
IcandowhateverIlike
After my shift that Salisbury steak is mine.
Alkelei
I'm pretty sure in the case of lembas, that would be 'exceptionally delicious and strangely nutritious trail mix'.
DownToFuck666
Pizza
boevis
I sell pizza to fight depression
blitherypoop
The average human brain is closer to 3 pounds than 10.
CPTMurica
Do those phone numbers work? I need to know if John Cena's number works
boevis
Used to work, this has been posted so many times their phone company shut it down
shengdanshu
No worky worky.
zicroniumstarman
Didn't work for me.
DragonDildoChandelier
I'm scared to try it...somebody else do it!
Sh03Lace
It used to. It got shut down
DragonDildoChandelier
My life is now meaningless
astroxc
I attempted to call the God of War but misread the number and got a phone sex service instead.....
Shepsus
"misread"
Sh03Lace
I don't see a difference
IntrovertTurtle
This was a small dump but still left me satisfied.
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
I'll take "things I said after using the bathroom at work" for 800, Alex.
Andalite
If you love small things that leave you satisfied, then you are just going to adore my penis.
mbd25
It was perfect took me a few minutes to get through saw mostly new ones and there is still so much more imgur
IntrovertTurtle
That's exactly how I felt.
kantaloupe
#18 The Seattle one seems so cruel. Some poor guy makes himself vulnerable to try and find someone to care about, and you shit all over him?
JonathanHoag
Also you think he's fucking stupid and will believe that you have a personal 1-888 number.
Wraivyn
My thoughts exactly.
kantaloupe
I guess I miscounted. I meant #19.
UH60Mechanic
Because if someone is being given that number, it's usually because they won't go away and no apparently isn't something they respond to.
revcleo
I'd imagine that one would be for creepy assholes who don't leave you the fuck alone. Not just bog standard creeps.
ManOfSteele18
You're assuming that every guy who is given this number is a nice guy, which is almost certainly not the case.
kantaloupe
I'm assuming that they're lonely and sad, which seems reasonable if people think they're creepy.
lelax
I live in the same area code as the late number. Weird
Blissfulshadows
I think all but one of those numbers are for when someone won't stop pestering you for your number and it could be dangerous to say no.
acookedgooseforeveryone
It used to be done on radio 1, here in the UK. It was called "flirt divert" and it was moderately amusing
mmmmarygray
Word of advice for men, give the girl your number. She will give one back without prompting if she likes you. Otherwise drop it, and 1
SeaChell
That's actually pretty good advice. Source: I'm a girl.
mmmmarygray
Move on to another girl to chat up. 2
TheMythicalJackalope
As a 206 area code, that line helped me a lot a few times
TheMonsterWithinYou
I'm going to call it and leave a creepy message
WanderingOnion
Just let them do it. The karma is: he finds them, kills them and masturbated over their dead body while crying. Circle of life, bro.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
It's beautiful in its way. Like a homicidal, necrophiliac sunset. *contented sigh*
DangerNoodleCharmer
That's one fucked up circle... It's probably more like an oval or something
Psychethos
Honestly, the only times I've given a fake number is when I'd already refused repeatedly and they wouldn't stop asking, to the point (1)
varsil
I got given a fake number (to a mocking recording) from some crazy twit I got assigned to a group project with. The prof was very unamused.
Psychethos
where I started to feel uncomfortable/unsafe and wanted to give them a number so they'd go away. So I don't feel too sorry at that point.(2)
LovingTheExtras
At that point I think you are justified in giving them a fake number. Maybe not the loser line but a fake number for sure.
kantaloupe
I was talking about specifically the number that records him and plays his message on public radio for people to make fun of, though.
Danickel0902
If it's a rudely persistent person, I wouldn't have any issues doing it.
mechanimated
That one doesn't just play every message that gets left. It's specifically for major creeps, and they pick out the really sleazy messages.
ShawnS0l0
They are hilarious.
kantaloupe
Maybe, but I don't think I got put aside that it's somebody's hopes for ever finding a reason not to kill himself that they're laughing at.
foxyfaice
Another person should never be someone's reason to not kill themselves.
kantaloupe
What would be the alternatives? Every anti-suicide pamphlett I can remember talks a lot about how, "There are people who care/will listen."
foxyfaice
Talking to people about your problems is different than relying on them to be your reason to keep living.