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Sheila tax
Thatsnotasnake
Sonuva Ben & Jerry, who's gonna help me eat all his ice cream we found?!
TheBasementNerd
Blargh honk +1
SatansFurryJamHats
"If I weren't your commanding officer I'd pick you both up and give you a great big hug." " Uh... thank God for the chain of command?"
BelfastMafia
We'll just wait behind this boulder until the warthog runs out of ammo!
HoneyBadgerSC05
Maybe you could try walking on your hands! Then you could use your feet for hi fives, eating sandwiches. And y'know, all the important stuff
Bombideer
"I hope you brought money, because the rent for hell is PAID IN ADVANCE!"
Bombideer
This show was and is a goldmine for quotes
SgtLuftwaffles
MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. CABOOSE, AND I HATE TAXES! It's Texas you idiot! THAT TOO!
wolvensong
'We're holding a parade in your honor, I get to drive the float, and Simmons here iS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI' -friggin love that line
ChimneyImps
YOUR TOAST HAS BEEN BURNED, AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING WILL REMOVE THE BLACK PARTS!
WaywardWriterRyu
"I'm gonna hit you so hard I'll knock the black stuff off of ya" "dude that's racist"
Mrginger128
"look, more sleeping people!" Loved that episode.
mrbadxampl
Time is not made of lines, it is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
Pengarr
"Elbow grease?! How stupid do they think I am? When I get back to base with that headlight fluid, I'm gonna talk to the Sergeant."
Thatsnotasnake
This is the worst funeral I've ever had. -Sarge
MrCheddar
Its a puma not a warthog
workingclassprincess
My body is trying to die
ReapeRx124
Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions
SomeonesPCbutNotBills
My favorite is "I HATE BABIEEEEES" ,"kill the blues kill the blues" and "we must defend this house we must defend this house"
SomeonesPCbutNotBills
Still quote those while playing halo
themonkeyboy04
As a mobile user I dare to ask, why you needed to upload all this as gif if all they do is nod?
PieMasterFlex
Because nodding
ItsCandleJack
Goddamnit Grif, they aren't just nodding, they are talking! Open your damn ears. We should have left you at base.
PieMasterFlex
If it makes it better/worse I uploaded from mobile XD
IHaveASiriusCyberneticsCorporationGenuinePeoplePersonality
Dude, I think he just called your girlfriend a slut. ... Why are there six pedals and only for directions?! Firing main cannon. Hick hrg grr
IHaveASiriusCyberneticsCorporationGenuinePeoplePersonality
I could go on and on...
PieMasterFlex
http://imgur.com/kNU8mQB
UncomfortableAnswers
Blarg chicka honk honk
throwaawy
PROTECT ME CONE!
konnigvanmessen
Watch it!
ProtectMeCone
You called?
ItsCandleJack
Oh the gems you find when you go back and comb through the wreckage.
benedictjbreen
Hey chicka bonk bonk.
Zeketec
"I don't fight" "You don't fight?" "No I'm a pacifist" "Is that the thing baby's suck on?" "No that's a pedophile" - Best exchange
Bombideer
I think my favorite exchange is either the Puma discussion or the EMP. "I'll be fine, because I... am a motherfucking ghost~"
hongkongkingkongpingpongdingdonggonewrong
The EMP one made me sad, because Church was smart enough to know that he was an AI, he knew he would die. He gave up his life for wash 1/2
hongkongkingkongpingpongdingdonggonewrong
And from that point on in the show, it was never church that we see, it was Epsilon, as the essence of Church
PieMasterFlex
https://imgur.com/CDiymXM
l1zardw1zard
You're the thing that babies suck on?
konnigvanmessen
Tucker, I think you mean pacifier
PieMasterFlex
http://imgur.com/CDiymXM my favorite
ItsCandleJack
I'm going to sneak around and come at them from behind, bow chicka bow wow.
IHaveASiriusCyberneticsCorporationGenuinePeoplePersonality
Tucker. Shut. Up.
HipsterFett
Hey chicka bump bump.
Smarbury92
Bow Chicka Honk Honk
J2wooly
Caboose! What'd I tell you about that!
Troninater
Oh my gosh someone draw a pic of Pokemon teaching the Jedi how to grow crops!
PieMasterFlex
http://imgur.com/qTFaaBN brought to you by: my lack of artistic skill
ItsCandleJack
good stuff