MFW I need to poop but my phone is still charging

May 20, 2014 7:14 PM

MFW I need to poop but my phone is still charging

I need you charged right now!

I rarely have the capacity to concentrate on anything other than pooping when I'm on the toilet. I'm also horrendously lactose intolerant

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plug it in in the bathroom.. prob solved.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you saying you're physically unable to poop unless you have a phone with you?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm saying a poop is a good time to multitask my elimination with deep introspection, pondering the meaning of life. And playing games.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0