Kitty con-artists

Nov 18, 2024 1:17 PM

LordKitchenersValet

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(safe to unmute, but it's just music)

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If anything, this should be set to Jeopardy's "Think "music.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Both paws!?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

"FOR EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!"

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That foo ain’t being escorted out…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feline fine dining: where utensils are optional, but drama is mandatory 😹

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can fit more in your mouth with two kitten mittens.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Video taken about 5 minutes before they threw up

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bulking season

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean. They step in their litter box which has their poop. So I understand them not wanting to user their paws. This one must have washed their paws first. /s

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I don't know why it's sarcasm, I'm sure you're right, it definitely washed it's paws first. You know with it's.... tongue... wait a minute.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey cats prefer their dishes to be raised up

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cats: masters of dramatic eating, turning a simple meal into a performance art that would make Gordon Ramsay cringe with secondhand embarrassment.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you capable of making memes without having to put "bro" all the time?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

One of my cats acts just like a vacuum cleaner when he eats. If you get too close he sounds like one too!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eye of the Tiger is just music?

2 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 3

I mean, I wouldn’t call it unjust music.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Its better than any squeaky teeny bop tiktok music

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's still a pointless addition.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tiktok is a pointless addition to society

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're not wrong there.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please, next time give him a spoon.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would be such a nice video but somehow people think that it's a good idea to put a caption right in the middle with stupid emojis

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 4

yes

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Full agree.

It's like the clever posts that always need to be screencaptured to include three people with cry-laughing emojis and two people explaining the joke.

Alas; I can't edit other people's videos. : / Kitty is still hella cute.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yeah I think the original is only on this guy's phone :(

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd yell at my cat for eating too fast, because I know it make him more likely to just throw it up in half an hour.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

It doesn't know you're yelling cause it's eating too fast.. so you'd just cause anxiety about eating in general. If you want to be a proper pet owner, get to the root of why it eats so fast. This cat does it because of the opaque walls surrounding it. Animals don't like to eat in private.. they want to see their surroundings. So this cat is quickly gorging from what feels like an unsafe spot.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I have two cats, and sometimes it's just the personality. The sister chews everything, the brother thinks that he's a duck and attempts to swallow all the cat kibble rather than chew it. No problems with teeth, he's fearful except for my sneezing. That's just him.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

There can be many reasons. It's not just personality. The only thing you mention is teeth. You then mention him being fearful and seem to glaze over it like that just how he is.. so you don't care your cat is afraid? Also, just because you have 2 cats doesn't mean anything.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Actually that was autocorrect. I was typing he's not fearful. Also pointed out the contrast of two cats from the same litter just acting so differently.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The same litter doesn't matter. They're not humans. They don't even realize they're sisters. Cats don't recognize family. They could have had different issues in the litter as well. Like the fearful one not getting access to food as much and now has eating problems. You're close minded and hurting your animals because you can't be bothered to get to the root of the problem and fix it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Last time this was posted someone said it might be whisker shyness.

2 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

I usually know it as whisker fatigue.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have whisker shyness. My beard is really patchy and I'm self-conscious about it

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Aww. They invented this thing called a razor. Might want to check it out.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean that is my solution, but there's like a 2 day window where my hair is too short to comfortably shave but dark enough to be visible 🙃

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, this is a fucking terrible bowl for an animal

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 4

Yup, been using raised & angled bowls for some time now. No more overeating & getting sick.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Don't understand. It's a bowl. A bowl is a type of container with raised sides. Are you suggesting animals should be fed on plates instead?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

Cats probably should, yeah. They may find their whiskers touching the side of the bowl uncomfortable. Imagine if something was constantly rubbing your cheeks while you ate. Similar thing.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The walls to the side touch the whiskers. Not the white bowl, the opaque walls. Higher than the cats head. They touch the cats whiskers.

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Yeah it's more that there's a serious lack of peripheral vision here. The whiskers touching shows that to the cat. This cat likely doesn't eat until it absolutely has to.. then gorges quickly and leaves. Hence the looking around before starting.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1