If I had a nickel for every time nerds leaked classified military secrets online to win an argument I would have 6 nickels. Which isn't a lot but weird it happened 6 times

Jan 23, 2023 2:38 PM

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https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a42573614/war-thunder-players-share-classified-documents-f16-leak/

The pop mag's are just tabloids these days. Also I do some of this but most of it is stuff snowden already leaked, and more carefully.

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LOL This is pretty funny. I have to delete my posts sometimes because I mention , & .

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Like CPE 1704 TKS?

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Apparently already happening

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you mean to tell me they only want to win arguments not use those documents to write novels like Tom Clancy?

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With Tom Clancy, it was the opposite - he didn't have access to classified documents but was able to figure basically everything out himself

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It was actually the investigators who gave away the secrets, because they were the ones letting people know the book matched reality.

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Clancy also said there was a lot of "where did you learn these secrets?" "What parts were secret?" "We can't tell you, they're secret."

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From what I've read you'd have 9 or 10 nickels.

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"A turtle? What's a turtle?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiuAI-GuOOc

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You don't understand! There was someone WRONG on the INTERNET!

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I'm curious to see someone use that defense in front of a judge

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"Don't violate my NDA and preserve national security? OR prove trash talker wrong? No contest - check out these blueprints b•tch." :-O

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I'll never understand how someone can just be blatantly wrong online and not admit it. Personally, I'm never wrong nor will I ever be.

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I'm not sure if it's comforting or terrifying that war nerds act like all other nerds. I'm gonna go terrifying.

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I'm terrified by the comfort war nerd will cause me by leaking classified secrets. Take that intelligence agencies!

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In war time, it's nice to know there are comfort nerds available.

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The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer. It’s called Godwin’s Law

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No, Godwin's Law is where it takes more energy to refute obvious bullshit than the energy used to create it.

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Can’t wait to get asked “Do you associate with anyone who attempts to overthrow the US GOVERNMENT by hostile means?”

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Actualy, it's 9 times, two different challenger leaks, two different chinese tank rounds, and one of the design engineers for the eurotiger>

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>gave classified info when they hired him to help with accurate modeling.

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Oh, also there was a leak of the F-16 flight manual while it was still in development

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F15E weapon manuals got leaked too

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Could fully fund a retirement fund with those nickels if it was for every time someone in congress leaked intel for their own benefit

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Source: worked in Langley & Fort Meade throughout the 90's

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"A turtle? What's a turtle?"

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Anything about UFOs ?

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Meanwhile corpos looking up your spreadsheets in space https://www.tentonhammer.com/guides/practical-espionage-for-beginners-in-eve-online

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Only six nickels?

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They counted wrong. You'd actually have 50 cents

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2 challenger, Chinese ammo, eurocppter, American missile, f16, and Russian su76. I think there's another too. Can't remember.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

French leclerc

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This guy?

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Yes, but no, I avoid the forums lol.

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Hmm, if I were in intelligence I'd 'leak' wildly inaccurate details about my tech and then make a fuss about the leak...

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To be fair, the F-35 sounds like it has made up stats "yeah it's a stealth jet and it can hover and the radar can scan for ground targets."

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"Nope, I'm an Ace Combat stan, and if you hire me I intend to figure out how to make a Raptor carry a hundred-thirty AIM-9s"

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"I'm just sayin, if we want the best pilots, we gotta get them doing their best Skywalker impression and start training in the Grand Canyon"

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We already fly through star wars canyon / jedi transition though

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And have them reliably hit ground targets!

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You've got a long way to go, current record is 28.

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Sounds like an F-15 record. What an absolute monster of a fighter. The end result of the US thinking the soviets bested them once.

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Wasn't it just a user manual that was already declassified?

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Does Trump play War Thunder?

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Depends. How easy is it to cheat?

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That was one instance. It was declassified, however it was still under protection orders and cannot be spread online.

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How about we leak everything everywhere?!

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That'd make a number of murderous ex'es very happy.

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Last time wasn't Chinese ammunition leaked because on the forms people were shitting on it and someone wanted to prove them wrong?

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Dcs trumped the WT forums and leaked stuff about the SU-57

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Any links? All I find is a patent application leak.

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That was awhile ago, but more or less how it usually goes, posting it to win an argument on the internet.

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apparently that was 7 months ago

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no fury like a nerd scorned

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Wait, I missed a leak? Dammit ...

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Oh just wait until you're getting close to your 50's. There'll be leaks a plenty.

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Operation diaper clip

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No, the last time was a week before this one when someone posted restricted F-15 documents. This happens a lot.

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According to the shared article, the Chinese anti tank weapon is more recent.

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Both this (f16 docs) and the one I referred to (f15 docs) happened in Jan 2023. The Chinese anti tank thing was July 2022.

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Unless there was another more recent leak of the Chinese thing I’m not aware of, which is easily possible.

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i believe there have 3 or 4 leaks this past week

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I think it's nine total, nw?

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Pretty sure the AMRAAM on the F-16 leak was the 10th time.

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I tried to look for a compiled list but couldn't find one.

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"Have you leaked classified documents?" And "Have you ever been a member of an organization dedicated to overthrowing the US" are actual...1

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... security clearance interview questions. Same with "Have you ever committed a sexual act that was illegal?" I had to pause at that one..2

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IIRC, UCMJ makes any sexual position other than "missionary" illegal for US soldiers.

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So, that came up when I re-upped. It didn't count with my first investigation because I'd never been under UCMJ. Basically they said..1

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..."As long as you're not raping, trafficking, or facilitating in raping or trafficking, we don't care if you got a BJ in a TX."2

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... and embarassingly ask my interviewer "So like... I'm pretty sure I've gotten a blowjob in a state with sodomy laws...?" and my...3

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... interviewer laughed and said "No, we're talking about sex offenses here, but it's good that you're trying to be honest about it." 4

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Honesty is key. A lot of those questions is to make sure you don't have any secrets that could potentially be used as blackmail against you.

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