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The Presidential Race...
Jun 14, 2016 3:22 PM
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PavlovtheDog
These 9/11 jokes are just PLANE wrong.
DrumBruno
Wireman
Bernie ran a 4:36 mile in high school
smule
https://media.giphy.com/media/IKxPrvMI1Uxpu/giphy.gif
radicalTedposting
Barry Obama keepin' it real.
UPvoteHO
Its funny considering how athletic D.J Trump and Bush were.
Lordvile117
Pleoc
I did it in 0:000000001 seconds ;3;
thetruth321
Awesome
NTesoro777
Bernie ran a 4:37 mile back in high school. It's been a long while, but he's still got some pep in his step
InternetLawyer
wouldn't be surprised if he ran a 4:20 mile today
k1drue
http://e.lvme.me/25hhabl.jpg
Ilovesmitty894evr
What about Gary Johnson??
marvster
that punch line came out of friggin' NOWHERE for me lol
knm3
That's 4chan type shit. But funny tho.
vaginasmasherfawkye
Wow what a ride.
BluffinMuffin
Hillary is 68 trump is 70 bernie is 74.
ohnoofcourseyourright
He looks 94
ChaosKnux
That's what happens when you fight for the people for 50 years
BluffinMuffin
Ohhhhh!!! Snap!!!!
EdgarAllenshrimpPoeboy
Gary Johnson would win though considering he done Iron Man Triathlons and climbed Mount Everest
CarlosSpicyweiner
Usain Bolt 2016
LeviTaylor
We need a none of the above option. If it wins the majority vote, parties have to choose new candidates and start over.
dandoamando91
haha people can't just enjoy the joke. I thought it was funny +1
noderoom
I did enjoy the joke. The first time. On tv. Weeks ago.
dandoamando91
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/grreat.gif
noderoom
There's no need to get snippy. You didn't seem able to empathize with another viewpoint, so I explained why one might feel this way.
noderoom
Really the problem is that neither "Aria Hurtado" nor the imgur OP bothered to give the source. Aria just pretended like it's her joke
FrodoShrugged
No one could vote, Hillary in as prez. Everyone could vote for Trump, Hillary in as prez. - Don't you get it yet? Your vote's a sugar pill
micmactoe
Bernie ran xc in high school. He's still got it
iamazappafan
Only here will fuckin asshole neckbeards respond to a joke with constitutional correctness.
magi093
why am i laughing so hard
cr4zyiv4n
Obama wins a 3rd term because he's black and can't be outrun.
yackfouall
TechnicallyRight
This is way better than that flith.
MechAnon
Yeah, this is infinitely better than reading it in a stupid tumblr post. To the top with you!
soapghost
That isn't Tumblr's format, looks like facebook
curiousrayoflight
thisaccountismine
If I could have the chance to upvote twice once a day, it would be this one for today.
KeyLimeAnxiety
sauce?
Vaughnshu
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CaptVito
So what your saying is that Obama was training Biden for the presidential race.
TwoSeamer
Was hoping someone posted this. I'm guessing the person from tumblr stole the idea from this
OscarNorthBby
The worst type of repost
TheSaintedPhysicianDoctor
I wanna make a "that's no moon" joke but I can't format it to shove tumblr in there somewhere
CH3CK50UT
I beg to differ: http://imgur.com/byLkWuK
Lordvile117
Mariostar7
WOAH CHILLI DOGS LOOKS LIKE I WENT ON A SNOOZE CRUISE A CHAOS EMERALD!
Opii
Look at that stride. Maybe Bernie did 9:11.
PsychopompGecko
If a man shaped like an egg can outrun a superspeed hedgehog, Bernie could pull it of too.
TumblrFeminist
Aha! So they're right, jews did 9/11 after all
jm540
The plot thickens....
TasmanianEmu
*plot thickens intensely*
VigorousButtstuff
Given how much his wife smiles, something tells me Bernie's Plot isn't the only thickening thing...
Dinodude65
Then Gary Johnson would be the winner! Huzzah!
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
All the jokes aside, people who think we could unite the country enough for nobody to vote are delusional.
cocodonut
I don't know, the 2014 midterm elections made me a believer...
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Oh fuck yeah, local elections might as well not even exist for the turnout
AgentWilloughby
It's a joke, I get it, but why ignore that Gary Johnson fellow? Seems he'd be a more viable third candidate than two dems....
Cheomesh
Ya...nah.
cowyoudoin
He also does IronMans. He would totally win the race!
230Amps
Yeah, Gary Johnson climbed Mt. Everest =]
Manorexia
It would make more to use him or Jill Stein but Berniebros won't let go. I did love the punchline though
DoctorWatchamacallit
If Bernie does lose the nomination in July, that may very well happen
Cheomesh
If? He already has lost it.
DoctorWatchamacallit
3) Clinton, have not technically voted for her yet and will not until the convention. Until that time they can pick anyone they want to,
DoctorWatchamacallit
5) depends on whether or not Sanders can convince the DNC that Clinton's possible indictment and her unpopularity is too big a risk for a
DoctorWatchamacallit
2) superdelegates to clinch the nomination, even though she claims otherwise. The Superdelegates, while they at this time show support for
DoctorWatchamacallit
6) candidate going against trump, and by nominating her the democrats send a message to the world of being a corrupt party, essentially
DoctorWatchamacallit
4) and if they do, the democratic party reserves the right to pick Sanders over Clinton. This may or may not actually happen, and this
DoctorWatchamacallit
no he hasn't. The nomination isn't actually decided until the convention in July. Hillary doesn't have enough delegates without the 1)
DoctorWatchamacallit
7) shooting themselves in the foot.
Cheomesh
k...but if you think that party gives a shit about any kind of outsider like Sanders, I don't know what to tell you at this point.
Blodgarmpls
Finally someonw who knows this