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I work in retail, and an old man handed me his business card after I helped him with his purchases. Rock on, you magnificent bastard.
May 14, 2013 5:06 PM
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Jackofall
I am proud to be quarter Irish.
RobbStarkKingInTheNorth
Irish I had his email
paradoxsolver
I love how this is currently next to the Rent A Nigga post.
Everythingisracist
Rent-a-nigga don't like competition....
Theirishmen
Name is always relevant so I'm just always going to write I conquer on them all
rallen9268
http://www.animationplayhouse.com/dancin_lepro.gif
FigWigMinion
comma splice
MJC1990
Forgot to turn of capslock on my last reply. Sorry. Still offended.
LooseCannonSpock
Does he offer tutorials for laboratory strength drinking 101?
EPCOT
How do I hire him if you black out his email?
PoliteIrishGuy
Simply ask an irish person, We all know eachother anyway.
dubiant
and his H
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
You don't need to find him. He'll find you.
casinomama
How do you email him if his black out is hired?
Listenhereyouwookieesonofabitch
I'm Irish and can verify black outs happen fairly often especially after the tutorial.....
AstronautChicken
Cheeky.
Gauntlet2013
What's the fucking name of that great Irish man?.
archer35
That's how you Irish
Persona4Fanatic
Everybody should have their own Irishman.
haydennowak3
because slavery is a good thing right?
ILikeFoxes
Not anymore, thanks
kidsonacid
We don't tend to like being ruled.. just ask the english
SherlockWho
Holy fuckpuppies, that's awesome.
LizBoo
Good man yourself Gene. Fair play to ya. Things like this make me proud to be Irish. ;)
Frostels
The g in gmail stands for Guinness.
GoBlue
Irish I could afford to hire him.
wraithguard
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/681/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg
Nerdextrordinaire
It's like an Asain wrote this...
whatseventhepointt
No pun is a good pun...
andaction
Pundit!
CillianTheWriter
Jesus Ireland is all over Imgur tonight.
MacSuibhne13
Rise up my brothers!
EUOPLOCEPHALUSBALLS
All over Imgur in general!
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CillianTheWriter
Onward, Brother! To Fame, To Fortune, but most importantly, TO FREEDOM!
AdorableEvil
Wrong Celts.
CrackerDuck
It's his businesscard! Why in the world would you black out his information when it's EXACTLY why he's made these in the first place?
MupsLikeATruck
i'm getting so sick of hiring irishmen to find out they're inauthentic.
Dude229
"Life is a waste of time, Time is a waste of life. So if you get wasted all the time, You'll have the time of your life!" - Irish Prayer
Bananabreadbowl
Irish I was Irish
CraigTheHoare
Hey if it pays, I'm available for hire?
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Did you meet him in the Emerald Aisle?
goodsourceofpotassium
This comment deserves more credit than it's getting
AdorableEvil
To be fair, there's some really good comments on this picture.
goodsourceofpotassium
I'll be honest, as a Northern Irishman, this is the best I've seen. All of the others are just plays on Irish XD
BelfastLady
Irish girl here for hire *waves*
thebrokenrick
Ask him if he has ever donated money to a terrorist organisation.
zotten
Grandtimes should be replaced by "Craic".
ParallelThistle
we can do this?!
idisagreewithyou
And then we find out he outsources to India.
pendant1
Best advice I was ever given, "Don try to outdrink and Irishman! Or even an Irish girl! You'll lose!"
kampsnegla
I have outdrunked (is this even a word? In not I just made it one) an Irish man and a British man in the same night. I am Norwegian. wuz fun
MitchellKweli
Outdrank :)
arightbadbastard
arhhh
gekkeikan
As a Finn, Challenge accepted.
Johannesaurus
False! As a German American in Belfast I outdrank many an Irishman. I'm also 6'6" and 260lbs, so that might have helped.
gameofscones
Scottish man here. Sorry but never met anyone I can't outdrink!
RougemageNick
i do believe I've heard that boast in a million movies and book
gameofscones
Challenge Accepted!
LiTMac
Scottish Pride! MacGregor clan here!
ItsAMaizeAndBlueThing
As an American with top notch extensive drink training in college, I was confident in my abilities when I moved to Dublin. I was so wrong.
RNSwanson
Tell me more.
ItsAMaizeAndBlueThing
Lived w/ Irish students in Rathmines. Did well 'til trip to Wexford. Never drink lots of lager & eat onion rings. Tons of fun. Love Eire!
RNSwanson
It sounds glorious.
iwantanewusername
Irish girl here, you are correct.
RNSwanson
Agreed! Other Irish woman here.
flickerdart
Russian man here, you're on.
SweetGandhisTittySprinkles
*brings out camera* This should be interesting....
yarfyarf
Another Irish woman here. BRING IT.
iwantanewusername
Pretty tempting to accept your challenge!
narfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarf
I wonder if the card is made of plastic?
MySecondAccount
No, it's made of beer.
NotACanadian
It's made of whisky!
ildanach
Whiskey is Irish, whisky is Scottish.
bentwrenches
Actually, Whiskey is all whiskey except Scotch whisky, which is a gift from the gods.
shneakynaggins
I don't think thats practical in fairness but lol stereotypes right?
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