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Mar 7, 2018 3:07 PM
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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calenzo
Chara did nothing wrong
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Need to show this to my kids!
myr14d
Look them in the eyes and tell them: 'You were the small stone, now you're the big rock'.
REL1
THAT'S HER KNEES!!! NOT HER ASS! Fyi
InTheShado
KiltedCurmudgeon
Leave it to Imgur to make me see things I didn’t.
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fastjeff
Oh?And where do you store your backup bandaids?
Vercci
FanOfFanboys
*zips back up*
Howitgumstochewfivefeels
morethanyouthinkbutlessthanyouhope
Trial by fire, but never give up
Guy0185
Please include the artist's name. Picture made by Qyrara. https://m.tapas.io/series/Color-Drops
HomelessJesus
I thought the grandpa threw a boulder at the back of her head, but I realized it was just her hair
Appel99
I prefer the expression "did not respond accordingly"
supersomatic
Just remember, you can always get up after a small rock. Not so much the big ones.
Namotatop
When you've been fighting a tough boss for hours in Borderlands and some randomly generated tiny fucker shoots you down with a flame weapon.
Metallicat70
Trippin' I miss.
MelfsAcidArrow
Don’t sweat the small stuff but always worry about the small stones and don’t chase waterfalls
PantyBoy69
"If you watch out only for the giants you will be destroyed by the ants." -Magic the Gathering card
ReptarBeatsGodzilla
"Why do we fall? Because summer is hot as fuck and we need winter too"
SendLewdss
That kid a girl or a boy?
GTimgur
"NO. REMOVE ALL ROCKS FROM MY CHILD'S PROXIMITY. DON'T LET THEM GO OUTSIDE. YARRRGGGHIIIBBLELLEE!"
losguares
We fall, so we could post it on Imgur for upvotes thoughts and prayer.
steve1907
Last speech bubble should just say 'dickhead'
aoenofhorus
Big rocks are pretty scary though. I think we can agree on that.
TheAmanda4life
Cosplay
Athenawins
Oof
Sapherno11
This post reminds me of this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eWQ92_6cLQ
NoodleWhisperer
Thanks Mr. Rogers.
ChuckKarma
Miss small stone, hit big stone. Cascading catastrophuck. I've had a few in my life.
OGsatan
If I ever have a child I'll start any conversation with "Listen here child"
Ooidal
If you use the pronoun it suddenly sounds 10x warmer.
Omny
"listen here you lil shit"
VladimirsKacs
Which will be tottaly normal because her name will be Lillian Shihtzu Omny.
malakim
"Peak up, crotch-spawn"
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
You might start by _saying_ that, but in your head the line goes "Listen here you lil' shit". And one day, you will say that out loud.
TheAccursedHamster
I'm partial to "sit down and listen, shithead"
MastaAce79
I do it so often with Thing 1 and Thing 2
SomeThingsNeverDie
*YouTuber Voice* Ha Ha hey WHATS UP OFFSPRING?? it's me, ya girl ya mom back with another life lesson for you!!
thelaaaaaw
"Why are my kids ignoring me?"
z0civic
Be sure to ask them for likes and subscribes at the end of the lesson
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Remember to like and subscribe!
KiltedCurmudgeon
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
*DAB*
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
#Lifehack childino: No cohabitation before the age of 25. Also infection inspection before erection injection and always wear protection.
TheLastGiraffe
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Andalite
darkraix
spelguru
So how do you feel about the price of rice in the northern mongolian region?
Tayderr
Well shit dude that’s deep
WaltherWater
this speaks to me
GuythatonlycommentswithOof
I like this Title.
youstillendedupgettingrickrolled
The English and grammar in this is painful
f1223214
Still prefer this "grammar" than seeing another "would of".
Imalwaysready
*are
AzraelDagda
"Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up."
cottonballs00
Maustaw Wohain.
MyFallenSolitude
But he picked her up..
just4thelolz
Also because Joe Chill shot you in an alley. That's an excellent reason to fall.
SCP1504
Very few people fall in wells though...
Selkj
25schmeckles
I'm not a gymnast Maury!
nullbr
no its mainly gravity, that bitch
nullbr
and I simply can´t live without her
unsureaboutexpirationdate
Because we were to stupid to look where we put our feet.
Stolf
You're never gonna keep me down
kibateo
we make many small falls so we can build up an immunity to the bigger falls
imnotarealgiraffe
Because of our top heavy, bi pedal structure
JasonAndHisARRGOhNutz
username678
iwillcutoutyourheartwithaspoon
Or stay down and wallow in existential grief.
ManufacturedMannequin
Don't steal my trademark move
toxichorsepucky
Me too thanks
alluminiumotter
fiddlewheelx
Because that ASSHAT Chad keeps tying my shoelaces together FFFSS!!!
Samsquantch82
indrada3290609
It's not the third Tuesday of the month though!
Samsquantch82
Any day can be the third Tuesday of the month if you believe in yourself.
NotSoDarkKnight
But mah sprinklers!
iananimated
But if we didn't fall we'd never have to learn to pick ourselves up!
TheLazyLibrarian
SherpaRage
God damn Dick Grayson is the best.
WaltherWater
When you fall off the horse, you get up, and you eat that horse.
AzraelDagda
Come eat that horse with me Vegeta!
popuptent
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
"You fell because I took your shoes away, Alfred. Fuck up my Eggs Benedict again and I'll take your goddamned feet. Im Batman." *flies away*
baconsmellsreallygood
TwoGeeseWithoutATrenchcoat
No dude, we fall because gravity.
InfinitusEquitas
That's just like your opinion maaaaaan!
etcnotect
Gravity is just a theory
MaximilianB
TortillaThaHun
Brrtmon
Samsquantch82
This is truly one of the worst pictures of Batman I've ever seen. This made it to print?!
TheGentryGaming
No, it's just the panel before detailing. Really funny to look at though
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Batno
coloneljack1234
Batyes
NotABench
Batmaybe
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Batmeh
Jameszombob
"Ugh, for the last time dad... GRAVITY! I swear, sometimes I wish you woukd have died in that alley."
icantmakeanoriginalusernamesoichosethis
would*
Jameszombob
Roehcai
But you can't fit the big rocks in the jar if you already filled it with small rocks, sand, and a beer! WHICH SAPPY METAPHOR DO I TRUST ? !