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#the_more_you_know #dogs #cats #marijuana #veterinarymedicine
Oct 5, 2019 10:25 AM
XistentialCrisis
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#the_more_you_know #dogs #cats #marijuana #veterinarymedicine
rhombusrightangle
Animals, especially non mammal pets, don't have the same "blood cleaning organs" that we have and can remain high permanently. Just dont!
desmondeo
How does mj toxicity look in pets, dogs for example?
Gir45
Imagine you are on a very bad trip. Jerky motion, difficulty using limbs, & peeing all over themselves, some of them scream.
BaltimorePolice
What's the treatment?
ChimiAndChilll
What is the treatment for a stoned pet? I imagine time, munchies, and fluids.
Copperbrat
My dog ate a pack of cigarettes that someone left on my deck during a bbq. Sickest I've ever seen a dog. She survived, thankfully.
Mammasheen
tocfanke4
My friend's dog loved weed. Used to beg him to blow in its face. More so when it was dying of cancer. Used to eat the bowl out of the bong.
Melinthemaking
As an ER tech - yes!
thatguyinthecomments
My dog got into weed a couple weeks ago. I don’t smoke nor carry any form of weed. $250 for them to give her fluids and say she’ll be fine.
Vergenbuurg
DefaultToFactorySettings
Dogs don’t metabolize THC like us. Doses can effect them for days. My dog ate an ashtray of stems. Vet didn’t even charge me.
Mammasheen
I prescribe Scooby Snacks (vet probably)
neil137
The risk of death from marijuana is relatively low for dogs
BananaBodyWrexker
This goes for any substance if an EMT asks you. It’s not illegal to use, it’s illegal to have
boopityboopboop
Can confirmed. I also saved money by avoiding unnecessary testings.
gaggingforit
How do you treat the pet
Aylabear5059
Mustakraken
I don't know how many times clients tell us "he ate something on the ground while hiking, it was in a wrapper, looked like a brownie"
Mustakraken
I know it was your damn weed man,now I gotta worry about chocolate too, just give me details, I'm a dude in scrubs not a cop.
kalenmiyan
Two people you should never lie to: Your doctor, and your bartender.
Seedofvengeance
POT DOGS! Is your pet getting high behind your back? Find out on Fox4 news at 7.
cavedoge
Is your pooch smoking hooch? We just. Dont. Know.
stealyerfacerightoffyerhead
Is Doggo on the Dank? We dig for answers tonight on Fox4. News you can trust.
ohhheohhheohhh
Pets can’t smoke. They don’t even have thumbs to light the lighter..
thevortexmaster
My roommates cat got high on mushrooms once
cherdadub
And??
thevortexmaster
He turned out fine. Didn't even think. I picked a bunch of wild ones and was drying them on the table. Came back and he was sitting on>>>
thevortexmaster
Them and cleaned himself. He basically just hid in a weird shadow for a while. Gave him some nice wet food to fill his tummy them. We>>>
thevortexmaster
Phoned the vet and they said he should be fine because he didn't actually eat any. I was just freaking a but
yanaimean
Lying is counter intuitive. Fell asleep behind the wheel once and drove off the road. No property damage. 1/2
yanaimean
Cop gave me a reckless driving ticket, said I should have lied and said I swerved to avoid a deer (it was a wooded area) 2/2.
lolthisismyusername
They can lie to you, but you cannot lie to them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE
Khallos
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Gruffy888
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smithdogg22
edevolt
Didn't one of his grandson pass way? Not to be cold hearted.
lolthisismyusername
commentsivehadafew
How do dogs even buy pot?
Mumalot
by the doggybag
interlorn
They roll on the ground, stand on two feet, feign dead.. whatever it takes.
commentsivehadafew
cptwott
They're called sniffer dogs. They don't buy it, they take it. They are helped by humans.
dghammer
PayPaw
NotTinyPancakes
At the drugstore
OliverKlosof
Yeah where....where do they buy it from?!?! And fro.whom???!!?!
cvJoint
Woof, I'm hooman, I found. make walky in park wher hooman stand in bush. pot is ther. Looki lika search for stick for playtime.
ThicclikePaulBunyan
With money....
BoringSeattleite
They just scavenge like has been done for millenia by potheads
getadogupya
BoringSeattleite
degenerator
Canine-nabis dispensary.
siler7
From Terry, just like everyone else.
shrutebucks
The get it from a ruff neighborhood
ThisShieRightHereNi666
Wuff* neighborhood
RTK4740
Let shrute have this.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
They beg.
KindofaBadPerson
You win.
ijerkofftocartooongirls
From their local pug dealer
AggressiveChickenSandwich1
Thru a Barkery.
arikaiser011337
Very carefully
Ghostfox11
Dr. Dina
squintish
Enjoy as Nick Thune explains: https://youtu.be/6_ydj_Xi6g0
Scruffy2
Why? You a cop?
DefaultToFactorySettings
Everyone is asking whats the treatment. High doses use liquid activated carbon, and regulate their temperature, placed in kennels ...
Ilikeflufflyanimalpics
intralipid is also very useful
DefaultToFactorySettings
in quiet places. Low doses can be treated at home after they are properly diagnosed by a vet. Quiet and keep energy down. Don’t leave ...
DefaultToFactorySettings
then alone if possible. Make sure they drink water. Imagine they are someone having a bad trip, because they are.
lolthisismyusername
So are people intentionally giving their pets pot and expecting something good to happen, or is this more accidental dosing?
PhilipCoulson
Though there are definitely shitty people who do it on purpose out there, it’s usually accidental ie. leaving edibles out & whatnot
Spotaholic
Vet tech here. Most often the dog gets into edibles or a bag of weed not yet smoked.
alienflavored
We discovered our dog had ate paper towels out of the basement garbage that had been used to clean a pipe.
MamaKin
It happens accidentally. My dog licked a plate that had held a steak cooked in infused butter. She was terribly ill.
LordBenTen
Wait a steak cooked in THC infused butter???? I need to know more. Where, how, what.
MamaKin
Nothing very interesting, really. I made infused butter and cooked a steak in it for a friend. Without thinking, he put the plate down :(
Gir45
Dogs usually find it. Sometimes its the teen's roach they hid in the couch. Living where it is legal we have seen people bring in their
Gir45
dogs who are blatantly exhibiting signs of pot toxicity. The owners don't do it but their neighbors grow and dog ate the plant that was on
Gir45
their side of the fence. A lot of times we would get growers dogs coming in during harvest. Estimate for pot toxicity ranges from $200
Gir45
to $2000. Depending on how extreme you want to go and if you come in as an ER or not. Growers always go for the high end & pay cash.
CloseupCaptionReaction
Curious: what if my pet get hold of speed or mdma? How will effect them and how much time do I have until possibly anything bad happens?
Spotaholic
Can cause seizures, hypersalivation, vomiting, diarrhea, cardiovascular issues such as increased heart rate, and hyperthermia.
Spotaholic
In heavy doses, can cause death.
pokebug666
In heavy doses, so can water. http://www.nbcnews.com/id/16614865/ns/us_news-life/t/woman-dies-after-water-drinking-contest/
irrevocably
Oh god "drugs are great, even water can be bad! Stop dissing my drugs!"
irrevocably
How would they just "get ahold" of something like that? Ffs dont be stupid.
CloseupCaptionReaction
Maybe some guests lose a baggie and my cat's decide to play it open. Stupid things happen, even while talking uttermost care.
Threns
... Brute force and insistence? Have you met dogs before?
Mammasheen
They start listening to EDM
sunmanXII
People who think that marijuana toxicity is caused by owners getting theirdogs high intentionally obviously don't own dogs. (1/2)
sunmanXII
Many dogs are smart and food motivated and get into any possible food container they find.
igivetheinternets
There was a guy with a dog in a hammock on front page. Instagram said they gave the dog CBD to calm him down
sunmanXII
I was recommended cbd infused treats by my vet. CBD does not harm dogs.
SithElephant
CBD!=weed.
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
Here is an idea from a former pot head. Maybe keep your edibles and stuff away from kids and pets. Be a smart drug user.
Hedgehogsareadorable
Yep! My coworkers and I still laugh about the time my student brought valentines and mixed in was weed. That was an interesting day
Femail76
Friends dog got a roach out of a childproof container from her purse in a closed room. Had to go the dog ER.
Me1iss0
Just like all those prescription meds everyone is on. Dogs can chew through pill bottles FYI!!
Broonstar
I heard from a vet that some cats eat magic mushrooms they find outdoors... and its the same cats that are brought in every year.
thehumanoidsarecoming
Also that marijuana poisoning and toxic reations to garbage can be identical in dogs. This is goofy
chrismofer
that's the point, they needa know if they're treating toxic trash or pot since without the owners honestly they'd have no idea.
Carmichael106
Oxymoron.
thehumanoidsarecoming
dogs break in to visitors bags, owners genuinely dont always know. Also the symptoms from eating trash and eating marijuana can be identical
thehumanoidsarecoming
chill on the pseudo intellectual judgments of hypothetical peopl
CheeseCakePancakes
What about teenagers?
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
Also, why be wasteful?
thatguyinthecomments
My dog found and ate some somewhere out in the world. Think it was in a big grass field at a dog Park.
nivE3066
Why would you want to risk sharing drugs? Unthinkable
HumtyFuckty
Superstoner Extraordinar and Best Dog Mom here.... I keep everything in drawers. Had a puppy snatch a joint out of my hand once....
HumtyFuckty
Got it back right away but omg it was close. We started training on waiting and to not take anything unless command that day
smax410
My mom made weed butter and she spilt some when she was transferring it from the stove to the counter. Dog ran over and got a lick before1/2
MrHerpertDerpington
I could drag my ass across it 2/2
koops
she could get her pants back up 2/2
smax410
She could get it wiped up. Trip to vet ER. They were sympathetic all around.
SnossedAndLost
Yea I totally judge people who encourage or allow in any way the intoxication of their pets. Cat nip being an exception
Waitihavesomething4this
We smoke in our house but we keep windows open and fans on and never breathe directly at or around the dogs
Boxingbud
Someone on here should still bitch you out. You sound guilty.
Waitihavesomething4this
What am I guilty of? Lol maybe someone should bitch you out Bc you sound bitchy
Boxingbud
I'm guilty of sounding bitchy.
spyjane
One time I accidentally got my dog high and I felt so bad I cried and gave him all the dog treats he wanted
TrashEnthusiast
Same. All it took was crumbs from a bag of weed cookies. He ran it off at the dog park.
Hedgehogsareadorable
I have to make sure I keep my alcohol up and away from my dog. If I don't watch her she drinks the whole thing. Drinks not for pups
IamtheFonz
Yea my cat loves beer. I have to carry my cans around everywhere in my apartment because he goes for it if they’re just sitting there
Hedgehogsareadorable
My cat sticks his face in and then shakes it because of carbonation
BunnieWigglesworth
Keep drugs in a medium-difficulty puzzle box. When you’re too high, you won’t be able to get more.
nolyininbed
smoking alot doesnt make you retarded, maybe too tired to bother
Spooktergeist
What if you're actually better at puzzle solving while lit?
blorpsorp
I feel like i do everything better when im high, buut i have no idea if that is even remotely true
BunnieWigglesworth
Is that like people who drive or play pool better when drunk? I’ve heard people say this, but evidence suggests that it’s bullshit
DarthZartanyus
I actually am better at Mario Kart when buzzed. Lower inhibitions countering my tendancy to overthink adds more than shoddy reflexes take.
DarthZartanyus
But then Drunk Me is the Avatar of Chaos so of course Mario Kart fits like glove.
trekkiedane
Am I the only one that thinks 'smart drug user' sounds as funny as 'military intelligence'?
Kbantar
Irritatingly, the first time I got drunk as an experiment my brother said I sounded smarter. How should one take that? lol
MankHoody
Maybe that you’re good at bluffing? idk
Kbantar
Autism and anxiety probably just meant I was more relaxed and talkative. It's just one of those backhanded compliments.
QueenCousland
I think it's as funny as "responsible drinker."
Dahliaisahedgehog
It does sound odd, yes. But think of it as even making the choice to return used needles and pick up new sterile ones. Makes a world of diff
OutcastbyChoice
I always use 100% recycled hemp needles when i inject my marijuana. I mainline that shit right in my face
AlfredDPrince
I was just gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette
OutcastbyChoice
Y-you can do that?
wHatThEQuAk
U drink beer /alc or? Low level drugs like weed, shrooms, LSD are as controllable as beer and can be taken "smart"
spyjane
Mm wouldn’t call LSD low level, that shit can be wildly unpredictable whereas shrooms and weed ya pretty much know what to expect every dose
NameyMcUsername
This is an effect of it being illegal, not the drug itself. Even edibles can be wildly unpredictable if you don't know the dosage or strain
Kbantar
A "smart intoxicated person" is funny sounding. But a drug user isn't always intoxicated.
TheWhiteBarry
Better include alcohol consumers in your drug users bullshit generalization
FarmerFrance
They exist everywhere dude. The ones that get caught are the ones with a spotlight on them. Just don't get caught, know your rights
relsky
“Smart drug user” is vastly different from “drug user who thinks he’s smart but really just nobody cares.”
FarmerFrance
By smart, I mean to say that you need to know how to handle yourself in a traffic stop or any interaction with police.
OutcastbyChoice
Yes. Yes it is. Still not that hard though. Was a smoker for about 5 years, dad was a cop. Never had an issue. Not that hard.