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Safi the Pomeranian ✨
aljackTraveler
#18 that’s why you fell thru the hammock.
EmilyAnn5
#17 I definitely read “in his honor” as “to his horror” and I think it still works 🤷🏼♀️
diemajorthrilldie
#29 Both being utterly fantastical visions of the British school lunches of the time.
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#2 what? I be fog horn farting and shitting into the bowl with the door open for the resonance to assert dominance
beneottercumbersnoot
#34 Brando Sando
SedatedSl0th
#2 get on my level. I fart when I see anyone about to approach me. It makes the inevitable bullshit conversation MUCH shorter.
Heisanevilgenius
#20 Oh there are definitely breasts like that. Just not the ones you tend to see on Instagram
TheDirtySanchezBros
I was about to be like, “Who’s gonna tell ‘em?”
RageBaneblade
#8 I think that's probably also being demi/ace adjacent... Source: married to a very demi bi person
decarnatedame
#2 Started? Pssh.
aerodynamit3
#24 the lifting IS the point. It's an end in and of itself.
RepostStatisticsRedux
Image #2 last seen 1 day before at /gallery/0vXBX78 Title similarity: ★☆☆☆☆ (1/5)
decarnatedame
#8 Is Pedro Pascal one of them?
chelsiedawn
#12 when I got sober, I decided to stop saying “this is future Chela’s problem” and my life is infinitely better. Thanks, past Chela!!
RenaissanceFaireMan
#17 That Juan guy.
PressMyButtonsBaby
AmericasHouseguest
#26 the real problem is when the kids start pooping in the yard to increase their revenue.
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
My dad paid us to catch flies that got in the house. We started leaving the doors open so more flies would get in. The racket didn't last long I'm afraid
nothingunused
Just like the cobra bounty in India in the 1870s. Your father should study more history.
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
Well now I have a rabbit hole to dive into tonight. Thx stranger!
SpicyGoober
#9 And everyone leaves it there so they're not the only ones to get tricked
SJBSavageInk
#2 how does one NOT fart at work? Like you can just keep it inside you? ALL DAY?!
Wapusk
#22 my excuse for not being tall? Um,
Genetics?
Nutrition?
Got my shins blowed off by a Japanman's machine gun?
CrisprCAS
#1 The autumn air might be crisp but I'm Crispr.
I'll never stop making that joke.
mafiacarstarter
Such cutting humor.
Nobody213
It's in their DNA.
wouldClimbForCash
I need a break.
Iampshade
Banger after banger.
dirtmarker
#3 I do this so I don't have to decide what to wear. Only variable is socks and I mismatch them.
nuncamente
#2 if you are salaried, you must take dumps, huge, long, i-looked-at-everything-on-imgur dumps while getting PAID.
whyforetho
#1 you guys are getting autumns? Last year I went straight from summer to winter
ItsStillJustTina
Lucky! We went from summer to 1 day fall, 1 day winter, a week of spring, then straight back to summer. But that's The South for ya.
mafiacarstarter
And then back and forth a few times, like the weather was learning to drive stick.
ItsStillJustTina
#36 - someone's been reading Sanderson
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
Kinda did that while world building. Made it through the prologue, started on the main story. A few chapters in "fuck it" *deletes prologue* now we're all confused.
highstream
Pretty sure this is the opening to The Wheel of Time.
uncleslam7
I learned today that he and Ken Jennings were roommates in college. Fun
Thetiredmechanic
Hardly knowerson! …but seriously, wut?
RPGables
The Belgariad - Eddings
GoneThenBackAgain
Eragon also, it's a very common fantasy trope... Harry Potter and Star Wars are the same on a shorter timescale
hybelmygg
My immediate thought was Robert Jordan and David Eddings
DrLOAC
Jordan, Eddings, Sanderson - what’s the difference?
dentd
One is still writing
BrockEffingSamson
Jordan needed an editor who would say no.
DrLOAC
And lose a stop at another inn? Miss a smoothed skirt?! Hell no!
BrockEffingSamson
I, for one, forget what all the ajahs do, and need to be reminded constantly. At least I get to hear about hair brushing.