Nov 26, 2021 3:09 PM
JasonM1
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food_porn
food
delicious
Woestkonijn
See a kitty sneak at 0.11
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Oh my dear sweet baby Jesus
thekeyofe
Streborel
STFU, and take all of my money! ($7.31 if you include checking AND savings.)
OhIfIMust
Plus a nickel I found out in the parking lot.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Spot the cat!
abidelunacy
How do you know its name is Spot?
Ganpool
WedsBunneh
My mother would beat you like a red-headed stepchild if you had all that crap on the counter while you were cooking. Candles? Flowers?
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
DrNick
Just like a pizza I want the middle bit
angrygardener
every time there's a food post all the germaphobes who probably wouldn't think twice about scarfing down some 1AM taco bell have to comment
Oh heavens! jewelery! oh my, stuff on the table! no apron! The damn thing is going to get baked, relax.
DayakavitaminD
I haven't been horny for food In a long time but damn...
mrpumbaa
Clearly you haven’t seen my last post
Danielmgur
This makes me want to do the helicopter.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Same lady
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
Not enough fisting
roadhunter
Yeah, that’s the same little unfold move I do with OP’s mom.
VulpesIncendium
This is fucking amazing!
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
At 11 seconds in there’s a blonde orange tabby asking for pets. Lol.
cakendp
I watched this four times in a row because i saw the cat in the background.
Schmaron
Same!!!
mosquitosareevil
Take off your bacteria infected jewelry before handling food. Dough looks delicious though
Mansooratyale
I saw a cat
TahSpah
Recipe?
montuesnvm
That looks so damn delicious.
ThePastmaster
Why do people always put powdered sugar on pastries? >_<
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Because there's none on your dark clothes.
embodymentofgattaca
To make us literally cough while we try to figuratively inhale the food :(
Burgersforbreakfast365
Powdered sugar effect(affect?)? like dorito dust, part of the experience mmmmm
Diewithasmile
God damn this women is a master. I watched her make pasta…holy shit she has some skills.
TayTay051
Sauce?
Sorry bro, I watched it on Imgur. I should of favorited it
loldongs10000
rcramer0410
I thought it was about to fall off the table!
monsto
I KNOW. You don't slide it off the table to the pan, you slide the pan under the stuff on the table!
IntentiomalTypo
Looks challah good
DestroyerOfYourWorld
I love saying that out loud
WannaHaveACatch
Not Challah though
CheeseborgarSoop
AIBU
it's bread, it's got a twist, you can't stop eating till it's all gone. close enough
No, challah is religious and culturally significant.
Sounds challah complicated
How do you make challah bread holy? Eucharist in it
Part of the tradition of making a challah bread is putting some aside for sacrifice which is a Mitzvot or “commandment.” So please check 1/
Eabus
Burn a bit of the dough
donkeythumper
I could feel myself getting fatter just watching this...
rayeofsunshine
The flowers bracelet and puffy sleeves bug me. Also apparent lack of apron.
toombskull
Looked like tweety birds owner
michealangleo
ISeeAlmostEverything
Well produced food porn :)
lukeeoin365
I don't like seeing anyone cooking wearing rings, especially when dough kneading is involved
drowninginthesouth
Came here just to say this. Jewelery is pretty gross to have around food.
Mithi
Don't worry, the jewellery is clean afterwards.
BidenduexMaximus
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
Damn I wish this came with a full recipe.
ShamanOfHigh
dough + chocolate + butter + icing sugar
coffeeismyfriend
I came with just the video
q2grapple
Same
mynah
https://www.sugarsaltmagic.com/nutella-star-bread/ or just Google “star Bread”
Thank you!!!
barredone
Thank you. Yum!
dcflutist
I dont have a recipe, but it's her: https://instagram.com/turkuazkitchen?utm_medium=copy_link
thengeltelcontar
Another for cinnamon star bread: https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/cinnamon-star-bread-recipe
LespritDeLescalier22
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AnnieGitchYerGun
Do do do dooot
hotrodny
A friend of mine wants to know the origin of that pic...because of reasons
You know nHentai, right? See the number at the top left.
kodiak931155
Fine. Frosty and apple pie, please.
silentwolf1999
Hold up. Wendy's got apple pies now?
They had the fried kind where I live. https://google.com/search?q=wendy's+apple+pie&tbm=isch
Chronozon937
Holy shit he included the numbers in the picture, the absolute lege.
Pre sauced. Like OP’s mom
Paulwalkersurn
Because I knew they'd ask (:
Thorinori
Good preplanning!
docwilco
My friend wants to know, uh, what this means?
Xenocideisaplan
Hell I want to know what this means, goggling the bumber brings up a scientific magazine
We can't link to “nhentai”, but if you go there you'll notice that the URL for each comic has a number. Substitute the one in the image.
Wow, Google finds that, but not Oglaf... The hipocracy
Google is lax about porn, and it does bring a few Oglaf pages. I've no idea, but it's def not prudishness on their part. Also, *hypocrisy.
RobErtE87
Ok that's great and shit, but.. in my kitchen, that dough would include literally all of the flower petal shit and whatever kinda nuts
In that little bowl and alk the dirt that's apparently floating around the work surface there.. jesus christ woman.. clean up a bit?
neverhappytoasterdog
Yes. Way too cinematic. Clean up your work surface. Don’t be wearing a costume, with props. Just my preference.
p3culiar15
I was overwhelmed, & nervous about the surface area that she has to work with. She is great at her work but This is too stressful
Woestkonijn
See a kitty sneak at 0.11
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Oh my dear sweet baby Jesus
thekeyofe
Streborel
STFU, and take all of my money! ($7.31 if you include checking AND savings.)
OhIfIMust
Plus a nickel I found out in the parking lot.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Spot the cat!
abidelunacy
How do you know its name is Spot?
Ganpool
WedsBunneh
My mother would beat you like a red-headed stepchild if you had all that crap on the counter while you were cooking. Candles? Flowers?
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
DrNick
Just like a pizza I want the middle bit
angrygardener
every time there's a food post all the germaphobes who probably wouldn't think twice about scarfing down some 1AM taco bell have to comment
angrygardener
Oh heavens! jewelery! oh my, stuff on the table! no apron! The damn thing is going to get baked, relax.
DayakavitaminD
I haven't been horny for food In a long time but damn...
mrpumbaa
Clearly you haven’t seen my last post
Danielmgur
This makes me want to do the helicopter.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Same lady
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
Not enough fisting
roadhunter
Yeah, that’s the same little unfold move I do with OP’s mom.
VulpesIncendium
DayakavitaminD
This is fucking amazing!
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
At 11 seconds in there’s a blonde orange tabby asking for pets. Lol.
cakendp
I watched this four times in a row because i saw the cat in the background.
Schmaron
Same!!!
mosquitosareevil
Take off your bacteria infected jewelry before handling food. Dough looks delicious though
Mansooratyale
I saw a cat
TahSpah
Recipe?
montuesnvm
That looks so damn delicious.
ThePastmaster
Why do people always put powdered sugar on pastries? >_<
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Because there's none on your dark clothes.
embodymentofgattaca
To make us literally cough while we try to figuratively inhale the food :(
Burgersforbreakfast365
Powdered sugar effect(affect?)? like dorito dust, part of the experience mmmmm
Diewithasmile
God damn this women is a master. I watched her make pasta…holy shit she has some skills.
TayTay051
Sauce?
Diewithasmile
Sorry bro, I watched it on Imgur. I should of favorited it
loldongs10000
rcramer0410
I thought it was about to fall off the table!
monsto
I KNOW. You don't slide it off the table to the pan, you slide the pan under the stuff on the table!
IntentiomalTypo
Looks challah good
DestroyerOfYourWorld
I love saying that out loud
WannaHaveACatch
Not Challah though
CheeseborgarSoop
AIBU
it's bread, it's got a twist, you can't stop eating till it's all gone. close enough
WannaHaveACatch
No, challah is religious and culturally significant.
IntentiomalTypo
Sounds challah complicated
IntentiomalTypo
How do you make challah bread holy? Eucharist in it
WannaHaveACatch
Part of the tradition of making a challah bread is putting some aside for sacrifice which is a Mitzvot or “commandment.” So please check 1/
Eabus
Burn a bit of the dough
donkeythumper
I could feel myself getting fatter just watching this...
rayeofsunshine
The flowers bracelet and puffy sleeves bug me. Also apparent lack of apron.
toombskull
Looked like tweety birds owner
michealangleo
ISeeAlmostEverything
Well produced food porn :)
lukeeoin365
I don't like seeing anyone cooking wearing rings, especially when dough kneading is involved
drowninginthesouth
Came here just to say this. Jewelery is pretty gross to have around food.
Mithi
Don't worry, the jewellery is clean afterwards.
BidenduexMaximus
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
Damn I wish this came with a full recipe.
ShamanOfHigh
dough + chocolate + butter + icing sugar
coffeeismyfriend
I came with just the video
q2grapple
Same
mynah
https://www.sugarsaltmagic.com/nutella-star-bread/ or just Google “star Bread”
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
Thank you!!!
barredone
Thank you. Yum!
dcflutist
I dont have a recipe, but it's her: https://instagram.com/turkuazkitchen?utm_medium=copy_link
thengeltelcontar
Another for cinnamon star bread: https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/cinnamon-star-bread-recipe
LespritDeLescalier22
.
AnnieGitchYerGun
Do do do dooot
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
hotrodny
A friend of mine wants to know the origin of that pic...because of reasons
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
You know nHentai, right? See the number at the top left.
kodiak931155
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Fine. Frosty and apple pie, please.
silentwolf1999
Hold up. Wendy's got apple pies now?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
They had the fried kind where I live. https://google.com/search?q=wendy's+apple+pie&tbm=isch
kodiak931155
Chronozon937
Holy shit he included the numbers in the picture, the absolute lege.
q2grapple
Pre sauced. Like OP’s mom
Paulwalkersurn
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Because I knew they'd ask (:
Thorinori
Good preplanning!
docwilco
My friend wants to know, uh, what this means?
Xenocideisaplan
Hell I want to know what this means, goggling the bumber brings up a scientific magazine
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
We can't link to “nhentai”, but if you go there you'll notice that the URL for each comic has a number. Substitute the one in the image.
docwilco
Wow, Google finds that, but not Oglaf... The hipocracy
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Google is lax about porn, and it does bring a few Oglaf pages. I've no idea, but it's def not prudishness on their part. Also, *hypocrisy.
RobErtE87
Ok that's great and shit, but.. in my kitchen, that dough would include literally all of the flower petal shit and whatever kinda nuts
RobErtE87
In that little bowl and alk the dirt that's apparently floating around the work surface there.. jesus christ woman.. clean up a bit?
neverhappytoasterdog
Yes. Way too cinematic. Clean up your work surface. Don’t be wearing a costume, with props. Just my preference.
p3culiar15
I was overwhelmed, & nervous about the surface area that she has to work with. She is great at her work but This is too stressful