You Can Kiss My Bland Ass

Apr 7, 2026 6:05 PM

Byron Allen will be the new late night "host" ( I think he's a media parasite) for CBS. Well let me clarify: He PAYS the network to fill the 2 hour late night slot with his content while he sells advertisements.

The non-topical, family friendly (and advertiser friendly) pablum the Mr. Allen deals in probably won't set a ratings fire but the Ellisons won't be getting angry early morning rage Truth's from the Cheeto Cheater.

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Ah, I was wondering what I wasn't going to watch after Colbert departs the Tiffany Network.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Considering they are effectively selling the time slot to Byron, I wonder if Colbert could sue CBS for not allowing him to bid on the time slot, seeing as he was the established occupant.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah… I can just see that in front of the supreme court… losing.

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