TheDildoOfConsequences
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Oh you monster, you absolute monster...
Jun 26, 2023 10:57 AM
TheDildoOfConsequences
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Oh you monster, you absolute monster...
DrSchlepenstein
To late. Already imagining Brutus going to town on Stella right after recreating the scene from Lion King between Simba and Nala.
umlcat
Please draw yourself better, you are not at the quality of the characters ...
TeenyTinyTubeyDratini
You got me. Herod be kind, you got me.
Freak0zoid
IDownvoteKhaby
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
ScrippyChan
Looks like someone isn't familiar with Rule 34. The ships have BEEN sailing, friendo.
denton13
Fantasy, police dog surviving care provided by police.
Capttsarcastic
STELLA!!!!!!
SteveDee20
But why??
nomorehate
I can't find the squirrel or sasquatch :(
TheSnacker
I think this is a fan work, which is why
TheDildoOfConsequences
It's actually direct from PF, it's just pretty old while their style was still janky.
TallulahBumfluff
CloudStrife668
CloudStrife668
NeoAcario
A valentines day post would have made it slightly eviler.
FuzorFishbug
Knew it was fake as soon as it was about a police dog that lived to retirement
DeltaBladeX
WillemHellfire
That was totally uncalled for! I hope you get salt in your coffee.
Zorklunn
Do you want Brutus and Stella fury porn? Because that's how you get fan made Brutus and Stella fury porn.
RuthlessRuben
You're missing a couple of r's there, my man. Though the porn may very well be furious, what do I know?
WellThatsOriginal
ExistentialDreadlocks
Yeah, he's probably neutered anyway.
Shaows
I was expecting it to be the Malinois forcible dressed up by some of the neighborhood kids.
TheBestSpiderQueen
Psych*
GBMaker
Dick.
weidermeijer
Red rocket!
magicbryanconnolly
There are some Discords creating content round this right now and we all know it...
zingrhames
Torn! I want Brutus to find love but I also like that there's no romance in this simple comic about cute animals.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I don't mind if Brutus finds love, but I would want the female dog to be a badass like he is.
Wasnbo
In that case, maybe not "romance" per se, but some bonding over their similar traumatic experiences?
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Sure!
AnbaricDragon
Too late, I already ship Brutus with that younger German Shepard he introduced earlier in canon
TheDildoOfConsequences
Really? I couldn't find any. Maybe I should write some. We can start by fridging Pixie to force Brutus and Dexter together in shared revenge. Gradually Dexter realises how deeply traumatised Brutus is, and gradually Brutus recognises Dexter's strength and honour and begins to confide in him. The deepening bond of love carries them through their adversity. That covers the first chapter and the rest is porn.
AnbaricDragon
I eagerly await the stories
OctopusStinkhorn
When did it become “sike”? I always knew it as “psyche”
Puppersforall
"Psych" or "Psyche" are indeed originally correct, but it's another case of a misspelling becoming the most commonly acceptable form as it got passed down through the generations.
azimir
Psyche is the proper spelling for the word. Sike or Psych was the form used in the mid to late 90's as slang. Citation source: I was there... 3000 years ago. You can blame it on teenagers being cool for it being spelled that way.
Snooj
Because people don't know any better. Same reason you see "yanno" instead of "y'know".
languex
and "of" instead of "have" as in "should of" rather than "should have".
Snooj
Equally grating but that falls under the column of "improper usage" instead of "I made up a wrong spelling".
languex
There is no usage that would make "should of" correct.
Snooj
Which is why it's under the column of "improper usage". But they are both real words, which is why it's not under "I made up a wrong spelling".
StormofWyverns
I have quite literally never seen “yanno” before today but your point is still good.
Snooj
It pops up occasionally on here and makes me wonder if people actually know what word they're trying to type.
Feralkyn
I've seen it rarely and I think it's more a "slang spelling," like they know how to spell it but it's currently the cool thing to spell it "yanno"
Kittynomnoms
Honestly if I see someone type it "yanno" i just assume they're trying to pass on a particular pronunciation/style in their writing.
Snooj
I also make assumptions about people who use it.
TooSoonOldTooLateSmart
Let's blame this on the Sci-Fi Channel. You know, SyFy.
Snooj
Heck, we could also blame Google.
b1candy2
Or 'wallah' instead of voilà.
qyrriqat
I just keep seeing "viola," which makes me twitch every time.
Snooj
Yes! That's the other example I wanted to use but I couldn't think of it.
Feralkyn
I saw that on a cartoon recently here and was like "what the fuck is that?" It took me a moment to even realize wtf they meant
VosperOfAntarctica
Wow... she's... she's... a fukken cop!
PimpinKen
*was
PutItInNeutral
You're supposed to be machining rocket engine parts. GET BACK TO WORK!
Shaows
All Cops Are Bitches
LiarLiarPantsUntier
JiffyGee
Are you sure she isn’t a business…woman?
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
JiffyGee
This needs more upvotes!!!!
WhyDontYouMakeMe
TheEternali333
Every single one, professor
WhyDontYouMakeMe
You're damn right!
EvilMasterBetty
And he's military
porphyre1e00
Cops and military are completely different unless you're a military cop
AllMaktAtTengilVarBefriare
Their puppies growing up to be MPs would be the best.
ScottNapalm
MPs are people who hate the military but still want to enlist. The kind of people who look for jobs based on only being able to have friends who also have that job. People who just wish they were MORE alienated in social settings
sleepinggreenidea
Ex-military. A distressing no. of vets who never learned anything that translates to civilian skill find themselves gravitating to policing.
crushingbore
I have heard stories about ex-military not doing well as Copa because they're too well trained.
NonstopRampage
Oh, good. I've been LOOKING for a group of mercs to guard my island- and for an island to take over.
Sprezzaturca
Jagged Alliance reference?
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
My manager was a marine. Came home, went into law enforcement. Decided that Amazon was preferable to being a cop.
PectorialMuscles
I can see the thinking now! Well structured, weapons handling, doing something good, command line... Yeah no. Do ya wanna come home and be in a worse military than you just left? Fuck no. At least Amazon is hardcore with its discipline just like the military.
Manusho
Too late. I've already written six fan fictions about these two. All poorly written as well as unnecessarily and uncomfortably smutty.
thescroz
ShadNO
PotOfJam
And they have all have green lit netflix series...
10001110101periodictablewithasantapieceofmind
Cue the gorilla ripping a page off a typewriter pic
TakuanSoho
Rexsplode
I mean the first part mentioned fan fiction, you didn't have to stipulate it's poor quality and smuttiness. Also, link?
kadaeux
You need to be careful you don’t want to bind your creativity with a knot
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Don't search for them on e6, just don't
Jetthix
GoblinSage
Specificprotagonist is that you?
ValidGirthCertificate
E.L. James, Dana Brunetti and Michael De Luca wanna produce the movie based of this fanfic
rbudrick
And the writer is the bottom.
ToasterDent
Title for one of them: "Doggy Style Fashion Show"
JayEnfield
Might as well go to Sofurry and throw it on the pile.
livinglife9009
Let me guess, it has a lot of doggy style in it?
flaskfullofcoffee
MisterLemons
alwaysupvotefuturama
Red rocket's red glare
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
BigTex1
Knots bursting in air
SnepInTime
It's all very patriotic.
LyraTheLycan
But.. there's also white and blue in the North Korean/Russian/British/Taiwanese etc flags, what would those colours be 😶
SnepInTime
I have a guess for the white...
BronzeLantern
*mutty
brickius
Will it include scenes where you are definitely writing yourself into the role?
theartofmath
Uncomfortably smutty is the natural state of a fanfic, and anything else would be greeted with suspicion
Sascylle
You better not be joking, I need those.
BythepowerofPlank
Is there any " glistening snoots" to really yiff up the cringe?
orbitn
jayman0123
"She snooted snootily and snooted onwards..."
BythepowerofPlank
The best version of breasting breastily
TheMasterDB8er
The breast version
BythepowerofPlank
Abrested version
Asadsadsadclown
Enough material for both the maws and the paws.
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
I'm stealing 'yiff up the cringe'
CoffeeDaemon
Same. Thats a line for sure
BythepowerofPlank
Enjoy, comrade.
ILiekToCookAndBake
Lotta knotty action from what I hear
KuroFluff
whelp, that's enough internet for today.
TheDildoOfConsequences
Too late, the whelps come about 63 days later.
TheBunnyPants
Of course they will be rivals at first him being a soldier and her being a cop
VashTehStampede
I've read enough fanfic to know where this is going...
BrockfuckingSamson
Language is such a strange thing…
WarlockWithNoPatron
BluePaladin42
Look, He didn't put a stop to it when FF.net was getting going, this is all on Him.
MidnightAtMandS
God had it coming. Fuck him and the ark he sailed in on.
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
you mean the fuck boat? the one where every animal and person is saved by eventual incest.
MidnightAtMandS
Yes, fuck him and his fuck boat.
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
i think thats what he wanted?
Pupvote
"I'm already eight smutty fics ahead of you, weakling."
SpotlightStealer
H-hayai!
SanchoPliskin
Smutty? I think you mean “mutt”y
HedonistBeard
Did you get a lot of pushback from the pixiexbrutus shippers?
qtRaven
Please tell me that's not a thing.
MidnightAtMandS
sylkysmooth
Ah. Copious amounts of going all the way to
SanchoPliskin
Was confused, looked up “knot”, wish I hadn’t.
elulongin
TakenCourier
You were knot expecting something like that?
SanchoPliskin
Not sure what I was expecting, but urban dictionary never… I don’t know if disappoints is the right word… Never fails to have the answer.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Are we all as a group ignoring the username? Yeah? Good call.
maday1br
I was much happier before I did, so thanks for calling attention to it. The 'Good call' comes much too late to spare the curious.
TheoryOfRelativeTea
Do you know how many [body part]DeepInA[real or fictional creatures orifice] usernames exist on this site? Calling it out is like going to the american south and asking why everyone looks like they could be related.
PectorialMuscles
My parents do look related, but I promise that their genealogy is from two entire different states, a state between them too!
HunglikeaHamster
I sure am not..
alwaysupvotefuturama
WorkLurker
I got a good chuckle when saw it.
Pear120
What about that tag.
jammer909
I guess elbowDeepInAHorse has some competition now.
Darkspire
Well I was until you pointed it out. Now I'm laughing
Fryfryfryfry
I mean, going elbow deep in a hamster seems quite challenging if not impossible, I think the hamster would be more a wristband if you tried that
maday1br
I was much happier before I did, so thanks for calling attention to it. The 'Good call' comes much too late to spare the curious.
GanondorfLink
You fucker, you made me look. I was living in blissful ignorance before your post.
IceCold01
darkdragonempress
Meh my thoughts are already haunted by a certain username so I feel like I’m immune to further iterations.
BOSSMOPS
PenisDeepInAMixer
darkdragonempress
Sorry bro another username has already beaten you to the “oddly haunting for some reason” shelf.
BOSSMOPS
Thanks for the info sis
LeRubberChicken
You have to tell me. I too must be shaken to the very core, will all previous experiences now useless to me
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Is it @rottendogjizz? Although, i think they got banned or something. Or is it perhaps, @ilovedogknots
ilovedogknots
Lmao
darkdragonempress
Surprisingly the dogknots one never bothered me.
PimpinKen
But what knuckle? Is it a one, two, or 3 knuckler here?
viila
All the way.
PimpinKen
So a 3-knuckler then.
DrZangariSlifkin
Darkspire
@op
TheDildoOfConsequences
When I wiggle my fingertip the hamster nods its head.
Darkspire
@PimpinKen
PimpinKen
So it's a 3-knuckler on the middle finger. Gotcha.