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Cried at this. Repost because some idiot (me) forgot sound. Sound on for the bonk!
Sep 17, 2020 5:56 PM
1874CheeseBeerFootball
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Cried at this. Repost because some idiot (me) forgot sound. Sound on for the bonk!
Silverforte
Movies and tv have made people think glass bottles are way more fragile than they actually are.
TheOnlyChance
*Piinnnnnng*
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
That sounded like an aluminum baseball bat
drduffer
Tears are rolling down my cheeks. God this made me laugh so hard.
mklein77
WithaChainedHorseDick
Dang it Bobby, ya gotta commit to the swing!
turkishbutnotnationalist
I don't remember the last time I actually rolled on the couch from laughing so hard.
rvcaptn
Must be synched am I being captain obvious?
dfhowes
Keep. The camera. On. The. Action!
boomfelazi
IfiHadToChooseBetweenTheMailAndTheTacos
Ialwayslookhungover
That is the most perfect bonk noise I've ever heard.
HeyItsJP
But why straight to the cerebellum/visual cortex? That's how you get dain bramage
zortroz
Precisely separating the atlas and axis is a great way to become paralyzed! Ping!
AiTeee
John cobra!!!!
Its332amAndMyDogNeedsAWalk
I really shouldn’t laugh, but that guy literally asked for it
FuckGlitter
Thats the totally wrong part of the head to hit!!!
astrid28
That was a *tink*, not a bonk.
againstthegrain5211
"Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!" is the same in every language.
mystpanther1337
dootdootfloop
So is the " I think I've just shit myself " face
BullfightERT
In Spanish it means "Ayyyyyyyyyy"
HanSoslow
But which one is this ignoramus soeaking?
Ghostsandwitch
Sounds like an angry cat.
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
So are idiots
iTakeHourLongShits
*drunks ?
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
In the past drunks were ashamed of being that way. Today they are proud. They make games to drink more and post videos on the web.
ohrightinthedink
ashittypuncomment
OldSchool93
VirtualNaut
ohrightinthedink
Sall' good. I stole it from the interwebs. The circle of gif is now complete...
plusonefororegonians
OldSchool93
plusonefororegonians
ipcatchip8
Ping?
noncommital
Dude sounded and looked concussed by life in general before the bottle hit him....
dreadpiratekhan
Ding! Fries are done
len0k
MexicanFrenchCanadian
I speak Spanish and I'm still figuring out what the cheeseburger has to do with all this...
JC420praiseit
...go to horny jail?
DamascusFire
Go to dumbass jail
PicassoCT
They conditioned you well, that sounds rings a bell. Sexy dr Pawlow - and straigth to hell..
Dl44mi5772
What's the noise from
therealzombiejesus
Meerlyy
explainer
Dumb af +1
therealzombiejesus
Baroonz
*Bink*
Rips4w
That was not a "bonk", good sir. That was a "ping".
Aliubi
Too bad they didn't sync it better.
Eldricht
Do it twice and you summon the bellhop.
SoFloRoofer
It was a botellazo.
noncommital
More of a "plink"
Infinias
I choose "plink" in this debate. Sir, you got my arm if these other gentleman are up to something.
AMercer
Reminded me of the sound of an aluminum baseball bat.
tinybartender
*cling*
WHISKEYflip936
tenaciousjeebs
One ping, only.
SoFloRoofer
Crazy Ivan!
DungeonMaster69
Or even a "dink"
Rudigger
I’m team “dink” on this one.
Gholson4
Definitely a dink. It was very dinky.
sundaymondayhippyday
#teamDink all the way
onlyalurker
that was a complete 'dink' not a 'bonk'
zeacorzeppelin10
Just people being stupid.
PickleDemon5
Bruh that's a tough concussion and a visit to the hospital!
zeacorzeppelin10
Agreed
arbitrarium
PANG
zeacorzeppelin10
Yep
Dalebert07
/a/f4Rb1k9
zeacorzeppelin10
Bonk
againstthegrain5211
This really needs it's own post. +1
zeacorzeppelin10
turkishbutnotnationalist
Thot check
zeacorzeppelin10
She got a vibe check
flavivsaetivs
Now THAT was a bonk.
zeacorzeppelin10
The biggest of bonks
profiledit
Oh i love this one.
zeacorzeppelin10
I got more people being stupid.
Leonisgettinglarger
“I know you’re not ok...”
zeacorzeppelin10
Thats a lot of damage
tsuelue
Yikes, I shouldn´t lol at this, but i can´t help it. :D
zeacorzeppelin10
Play stupid games when stupid prizes. Its pretty funny to me.
Swashbuckler101
Thotbonk
zeacorzeppelin10
Swatting all the thots
iTakeHourLongShits
"No va aver un botellaso. Va aver un double cheeseburger botellaso." *proceeds to explain where to hit him... proceeds to AHHHHH in spanish*
alsoAzrael
Google says "botellazo" literally means "blow hit with a bottle," so there's that.
iTakeHourLongShits
Sorry I was talking about the double cheeseburger botellazo
basicisaac
Haber*. Botellazo* he’s a Spaniard and pronounces the Z like a Th
JonnSilla
*A ver*
basicisaac
haberío, hábil, habitación, habitar, hábito, inhibir y prohibir.
basicisaac
hasta quedar reducidos sus usos a los de verbo auxiliar. A la misma familia etimológica latina pertenecen cohibir, exhibir, haber (nombre)
basicisaac
https://www.lexico.com/es/definicion/haber
iTakeHourLongShits
Any Spanish imgurians can shed some light on this? I think he was from Spain by his accent idk.
palest1na
Yep, from Valencia
iTakeHourLongShits
Is "double cheeseburger botellazo" a meme or sum?
iTakeHourLongShits
In EN: "there isn't gonna be a strong hit with a bottle. There's gonna be a double cheeseburger bottle hit." I honestly have no fckn idea
MemeDissector
I know he’s a YouTuber with a channel and he made a meme out of the way he says cheeseburger so he’s probably just leaning into it
Yakeshinu