Funny Random Meme and Twitter Dump

Nov 4, 2022 1:42 PM

anlyin

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#42

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 this wins imgur today

3 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

My dad is the best! We've been playing hide and seek for 31 years now! Haha! Where are you, dad? He's gotta be around here somewhere

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha! I feed the crows at work and make my colleagues feed them when I’m OOO. They leave shiny bits by our ashtray.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

We’ve fed the crows for years and these deadbeats don’t bring us shit.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If cats thought we were incompetent cats, I feel like they wouldn't expect us to feed them. I think they think of us as weird cats.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is orange Lilly hatred? uh... what if she likes orange Lillies? Specifically Tiger Lily?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's extremely racist?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

#1 How many do I have to eat before I feel happy?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#31 it was Olive Garden for me haha

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 tux cat: "Have your fun, but I know where you sleep and where yoy keep your shoes." Black cat: "derp"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 She should leave a trail of blue slime/blood. Adds creepy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#30 thanks, that is making me feel better about my life!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feed your DAMN CAT

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 TIL- Forks, the town in which “Twilight” is set, is real! https://g.co/kgs/cZfYJL

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A plus dump. Stole several. Thanks.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#30 this is a delightful sorting puzzle and would keep me entertained for hours!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would simply sweep it up into the trash and never make jewelry again.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 are among the greatest games I have ever played. Rosalina's story in 1 still hurts, but is worth it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#25 good. Every time have a guy use my toilet there are urine droplets down the front and on the rim. They don't realize it gets everywhere.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#24 Foxglove is literally toxic. Skip the stuff that might kill their cat if they chew on it.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Lilies are poisonous to cats too!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nothing says "fuck you" like a dead cat.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#7 Includes free stuff, because if they're gonna force me to work the checkout myself, I'm getting compensated.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#23 Is this a weird way to say "no sex" or does it mean that the prop beds are fragile and easily broken by dramatic movements?

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It’s a theater so they could just be sick of Jesus dying on their bed.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

well, its a theatre so saying "stop breaking the props you horny bastards!" isnt verbose enough

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ha I thought it was a *movie* theatre D’0h…was wondering which country has beds at the cinema…I’m some dope ;)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tiny Octopus enjoyed these. Also in the vein of good vibes, he has a key to Fallout: New Vegas on GOG if anyone wants it. Don't be shy.

3 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 9

I purchased it during a Steam sale long, long ago, but haven't had a chance to play it yet (children). Apparently I should prioritize it..

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

New Vegas is so damn good. I envy any person able to play it for the first time

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, it's the Ultimate version, so you get all the awesome DLC including Lonesome Road which is just amazing.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I hope someone grabbed it and has an amazing time like I did! Lonesome Road was incredible.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was about to jump on that before I remembered I have it on steam already.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Claimed. But honestly, if anyone really wants to play it and hasn't done so, let tiny octopus know. We can work something out.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I would play with TinyOctopus, if TinyOctopus would like to.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0