Phone Clearing Time 2020 Part 3 - Wifi Warning!!

May 7, 2020 11:50 AM

RouhanZahid

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and now for the weather

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#13 is an accurate reaction to #14

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Oh yes ...

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That BTTF scene was heavy!

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Can't believe I watched every single one of these. Thanks for wasting 30 minutes of my life @op!

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BTTF remake with Downey and Holland? You son of a bitch, I'm in

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Me in my car yelling at the two bears: "JUST KISS ALREADY!"

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#8

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This dump is so solid it might be a crystalline turd.

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"Call me maybe" had me on the floor

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The guitar player, too

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#34 wtf why is this in he- OH SHIT

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Sounds like my parents some mornings

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#15 is this the Harlem Globetrotters of ping pong?

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#16 A violent portrayal of shark on shark crime

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That childish Gambino mashup killed me.

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v

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Now you're just being silly

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I don't understand the balled up person

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“So thats what that feels like” - spider B, probably

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Indubitably.

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Know it knows what it's like when doves cry

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"harder daddy" - spider b, possibly

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#14 it bothers me the number of jet engines changes when the angle changes

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Wtf is spiritual milk

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Jesus juice (propanol)

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In the words of our lord Robin William's... "Milk of Amnesia...?

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Jesus jizz

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Perfectly curated content. +1

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Excellent dump. Excellent

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In case anyone was worried, #10 is faked.

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Yup. Its the same kid.

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Not the same kid, they are brothers. The guy that filmed it did a video on how they did it.

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https://youtu.be/PvLSRKFu-fY 6:00 mark

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Oh shit. I stand corrected. I totally misremembered that detail, thanks.

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You made me wonder too. But its all good.

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I'm more worried that I feel disappointed

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What is happening with that last one with the car on fire??

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Fire shortening the circuits which accidentally starts the engine

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The car is on fire.

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Wi-Fi warning? sir, we have not left our houses in 6 weeks. the Wi-Fi had never need turned off to begin with!

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I have s terabyte to work with on my home wifi. Towards the end of the month I have to switch to mobile data or I will go over.

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LTE is infinitly faster than my wifi at home...

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Can you imagine if someone's had it off all this time?

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I havent had mine on in a long time. Who wants to deal with 5 mbps when LTE can give me 50?

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Swimming in that extra data

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Was the Reno 911/Curb Your Enthusiasm combination needed?

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Not even a little.

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I literally said, out loud, “oh, now it’s less funny.” TIME AND A PLACE, PEOPLE!

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Goddamnit everything was cool and we were laughing a bit and outta nowhere FUCKING SPIDERS GODDAMNIT I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS AAACK NOOOOOOO

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One of the spiders is right with you on hating spiders.

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Oh but he's cute

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#10 DONK

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That Jonathan Taylor Thomas looking kid is gonna be a murderer.

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I felt that one in my soul

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The early MINI Coopers has a lot of electrical issues.

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Made in Britain

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Not necessarily - only two plants. One in oxford, England and one in Born, Netherlands. And it’s German (owned by BMW).

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They have electrical power steering pumps, and a cooling fan for it. It's a known issue that the fan shorts out and starts on fire. 1/2

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I bet that's what happened here. Parked in gear, fire starts, shorts out the starter wires, directly above the fan & makes the starter spin.

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"911, what's your emergency?" "MY CAR'S ON FIRE!" "Sir, that's a known issue."

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Early is pretty relative. They’ve been around for quite some time, correct. Early 2000s maybe.

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The MINI Cooper's been around since the early 60's, bud. Maybe as early as '59, I can't remember.

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What I mean by my 2000s comment - maybe early 2000s model but not “early model.” My gf drives a mini. So we know a decent amount about the ¹

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History. You’re pretty spot on with the timing for the Cooper itself (61 was the first mini “cooper”). Mini as a title added to various ²

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Makes of cars was a little loose. The Cooper line was developed as race/rally cars and actually performed pretty well. ³

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2002 is the first year of this model. This generation went until 2006.

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One if the greatest dumps I've ever witnessed and holy fuck those bears were straight up terrifying

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Fun fact: bears don’t generally go looking for humans to interact with. Some moose will try and stomp you into the ground for being near..

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Grizzlies are amazing and scary. In Alaska I watched one playing with trees, not little saplings but foot thick trees, shaking them

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And rocking them like they were made of nothing. Up there you spotted grizzly territory by looking for claw marks 10' off the ground or more

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These are the pranks I can get behind. v

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This is why we all question or memories.

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*should

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First rule of pranks: "confuse, don't abuse." This definitely qualifies.

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Yeah, that one I had to watch twice, because I knew something was wrong, but I couldn't figure out what at first.

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And that's why eye witnesses are unreliable.

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Spider A fucked Spider B UP!

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B Up? i don't think the spider can recover from that

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It was an intense wrap battle

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This deserves more points

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You come into my web...

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what a cunt man.

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Player 2 has ente...left the game.

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What kind of spiders are those?

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The winner is a golden orb spider, I believe. The loser was a garden orb, maybe. There's a lot of orby bois.

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It's hard to tell, but they both look like the females of two different kinds of orb weavers. Argiope aurantia and Araneus diadematus maybe?

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Player 2 has entered the game

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They're cannibalistic if their regular food source runs out.

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Isn’t everyone?

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Soylent Green! It’s people! It’s made of peoplllllllllllle!

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Some of us don't wait! I mean, there used to be more of us, but … something happened ….

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No

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Everyone all species, then pretty much yes XD

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No. The are recorded cases of people refusing to eat human flesh even if it meant starvation. Even if others around them did it.

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Well, somebody should have told me this sooner

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It was either that or eat the aeroplane food.

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