Big Ol' Sheep Dump

Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A: A Candy Baa.

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

Q: Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway? A: Because she did a ewe-turn!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A: A woolly good jumper.

I'm really sorry for these ba-a-a-aad jokes... I'm just trying to save you from getting ads.

I'll stop...

For now.

Told you I'd stop.

Okay one more.

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a sheep in the front seat. "What are you doing with that sheep?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the sheep again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that sheep to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

Pig Tax

Enjoy some entirely stolen sheep content. Why? I don't know why.