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"Do You Like Me"
Statistically you are more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark...
Santa Claus is a fat bitch.
"And now for my Last Trick, I need a volunteer to Bury Me Alive..."
All credit goes to their respective owners.
Enjoy ^_^
FP EDIT: Thanks for getting this to the FP. I greatly appreciate all the upvotes.
"If I get reborn, I want to become a clam" : OP
RoutemasterFlash
I really love Japanese Asshole Santa.
yeahrightshaun
Every single one of those were awesome. Chuckled at them all. Well done sir/maam.
ThatGuyDaveTheWarrior
TooMuchMilk
"My peepee don't work"
IonicP00
#20 just upset me
FunkyTheFox
You know, I wouldn't mind being the janitor at hog warts. You'd get to clean some crazy stuff
aboxacaraflatafan
One word: Peeves.
aViolentBurstOfBrilliantColor
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
He's obviously not papersexual
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS SEXUALITY?
festivegiraffe
Treblaine
DarkMaster98
Anyone know the source?
oklahsam
Looks like Hayate the Combat Butler
Treblaine
10/10 top anime name.
rgzdev
#21 Hoot Hoot Motherfucker!
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
The Santa one is from the Hayate the combat butler anime.
ionvelothie
Theniyaal
Good dump. Seen a lot of it, but not all. Quality throughout.
OhHellllNo
That comic dump was good, but not "travel to the heights of Mordor" good. Know what I mean?
Excalibur532
At least the dinosaur died happy!
BazzyMuffin
#24 Poor Mr.Filch.
shtposting10101
#14 you have to yell "IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!!"
ahmadhVillain
What is the anime one from?
mordaedil
Combat Butler Hayate.
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mordaedil
Black Butler ripped off of Hayate, if you look at the dates.
FrigginCornflakes
#24
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Source is Little Witch Academia for anyone wanting to know.
jherazob
Akko is great
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
Detranica
That dinosaur one might just be one of the most depressing things I've seen in like a whole hour bravo
HerrBisch
Have you seen the "My favourite is the one that gets brighter every night" comic?
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Omg I love that one
MyNameThreeTimes
What is an hour bravo? Did you watch Johnny Bravo for an hour? Or does your keyboard not support punctuation?
Detranica
This may break the Internet but I couldn't be arsed to use a coma
Dongulus
That dinosaur died feeling super psyched though.
RussianJudge
LondonerBoy
I like glass-half-full people like you.
RollforDiplomacy
#23 the second cop has his gun drawn.
FuckMeFuckYou
If you look closely, I'm pretty certain it's still holstered & he just has his hand on it.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
I thought that, too, but I think it's just on his belt and his hand is behind it. That's what I'm going with, at least.
TheCreamster
If you think about it, everybody in that comic is drawn
JUmpmAN1
FuckMeFuckYou
This is great & I love the guy's reaction, but...how is this relevant to the post at all? Lol
orangeorangutan
That's Christiano Ronaldo ... arguably best soccer player alive
JUmpmAN1
Felt right and made perfect sense at the time, i have poor judgement
airstrike
wtf
Treblaine
Treblaine
PhailRaptor
Oh god... it's gif vs jif all over again...
FuckMeFuckYou
testzero
Treblaine
PenisOfDeath
Honestly it varies from person to person. I remember the first time I saw a show on an HD tv the whole thing looked weird to me. This is >
PenisOfDeath
mainly because the standard before then was 30, but seeing the same thing at 60 without the motion blur that my mind knew should've been >
PenisOfDeath
there made it look strange, an "uncanny valley" effect, so to speak.
Orpheus
#22 just got tired of life
oieokillertofu
He was full of it and bled it out. Idk...
calldrdaley
Too soon
insertchewbaccanoisehere
It felt so empty inside
SpockLobster
That's what happens when you're going in circles all the time.
GreenYawgmoth
You don't need to walk around in circles, walk around in circles, walk around in circles, walk around in...
KingOfTheAnarchists
You tread the same path long enough you're bound to get in a rut.
gablestout
dukenukemforpresident
In the end it really didn't matter
sulfuratus
Wow, that's wheelie not a topic to joke about.
Orpheus
I'll tread more lightly next time
ohnoitsbarbo
he was a big fan of linkin park
FuckMeFuckYou
I think too soon, dude. Too soon...
ClaymoreDog
Turns out bad and tasteless don't cancel each other out when you make a joke.
GutsTheStruggler
But never gave up on its dream of swing dancing.
baconman87
Chester?
AwkwardTurtle2
Too soon man
aalcoholism
"Why is everything so heavy?" - Chester Tire
ilovecrazymonkeys
Ya that stings man, have some fucking respect
pwnster1357
Too soon asshole
Insomnia297
His parents should've worn a rubber
Coder1999
I gave you both a point but I do not feel goo d about it. I guess that is just how I roll. ...I feel so dirty...
Orpheus
Tread carefully
Niklasson
I guess he just hung out with the wrong kind of people...
pookieeatworld
Well he had three close friends that he rolled with, but they all got kinda worn down after a few years, like they just kinda deflated...
QuiteADapperAsshole
Not a good circle of friends.
mrmitchell2
It was how he rolled
airstrike
Took me way too long to get #1 lol
YodasLeftEar
sun, you're a dumdum
tonydanzaismymanza
As a son i have used this type of joke many times
BuilderBoy27
Same
brrryyyyyyyy
I don't know I'd you're serious or just made us scroll up all the way
brrryyyyyyyy
If*
rophiandis
Since we can just roll over the link, I'm guessing the former (though you're probably on mobile given the "I'd" autocorrect, so *shrug*)
brrryyyyyyyy
Ha did not know that
therearenotenoughusernames
You can still tap on the number on mobile.
AllAroundSad
Barely...
therearenotenoughusernames
You must not have a very good phone.
ruferto
whats #10 from?
TheDarkNerd
If I'm not mistaken, Hayate the Combat Butler (Hayate no Gotoku).
ruferto
thx i forgot about that show
MonkeyOnATypewriter
Yep! I love that series
Radix865
Yep, the manga also recently finished.
CaptainQuarkk
What??? Fuck no- are you serious? It wasn't anywhere near a good point to finish at when i caught up 6 months ago...
Radix865
It's been building towards the end for a long time though, the whole series takes only one year in in-universe.
xxDmDxx
#11?
Evdog19
First guy split an arrow, second guy split the atom. Hence, "Boom"
funkyphil101wastakensoichosethis
Split an atom
derpderpmcderpinson
He split an atom. When atoms split they cause nuclear explosion.
Treblaine
Well, not "an atom" when billions upon trillions of atoms all split at once. By one atom splitting triggering more split atoms.
Rantaf
Not that simple, but kinda if the right conditions are met. Also, one atom splitting does fuck all.
Insomnia297
Oh, and that atom's fucking huge to start with.
YodasLeftEar
thats not the problem. the problem is the tip of the arrow
swefur
That's incredibly silly, but I assume you know that.
derpderpmcderpinson
But that's literally how that works. Nuclear explosions are caused by splitting atoms. Idk how many to be precise, that's what happens.
swefur
There are 13 particles shown in the nucleus, giving a mass of the single atom of 2.15*10^-23. Total annihilation gives a total energy of ->
swefur
0.0000019 joules, which would be enough to heat up 0.004 ml of water 1 degree. I don't know of a better way to say how little energy that is
horus127
What if you shut your mouth?
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
WallyBro
You shut your mouth when you're talkin to me
MeadowDriver
WhitePoetWarlord
What if your wife orbits my dick?
Dedeurmetdebaard
This one's brilliant.
Insomnia297
Because it shows we've always ignored stuff we disagree with?
ATalkingMushroom
5D85DA
Fine addition > my collection
vaultboyarchie
Should be: C:/fine/addition to/collection
Memelord718
SpyrusCogwheel
Works with every argument!
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
airstrike
Shut up, nerd
Azerai
What if you shut your pie processing apparatus, meat bag
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Ummm I am a meat popsicle.
DrLanceB
So's your face
TheBlackShakes
Your MOM'S your face.
Orpheus
Applepotamus
thedinkster9000
Ransbear
Fineaddition.jpg
Warzone12
Applepotamus
Warzone12
ImSorryFriend
That's no meme. That's just three seconds of a TV show. This might be of use to you: http://imgur.com/XdQjB5H
KidMiracleman