Putting on a Show at the Zoo

May 29, 2014 8:41 PM

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Putting on a Show at the Zoo

It's a little worrying at how into it the kid with the red hat is getting...

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Still a better love story than twilight.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Ape taint ain't great.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cue Sarah McLachlan soundtrack.

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In the arms... of... the angels...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No zoom?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OH! Gawd, no. In front of the children? Have you no shame?? What's that? NO? Oh. Well, all righty then.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, they're kind of our cousins.... unzips

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Monkey see, monkey do (himself)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dat ass though

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This is actually why zoos don't have Bonobos. I'm not kidding.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The San Diego Zoo has bonobos.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And you know what goes on THERE...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

queef or fart fart?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is this Late Night Imgur?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it sixty ape or sixty nine. I'm done.

12 years ago | Likes 1535 Dislikes 11

Didn't get it 'til I said it out loud.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good work.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So done.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed at that pic for 10 seconds. I laughed about your comment off and on for 5 mins. Well done!!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So done that you can't even.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*drops mic*

12 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 1

*mic squeal*

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hah I got that

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know...but I think I can smell it from the picture alone!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just when I thought I had stopped laughing about the picture I read your comment and am laughing yet!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does ape sex stop at 67 miles per hour? Because they have to turn around at sixty ape.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That......was pretty fucking clever you slick son of a bitch

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/ibTxbEy

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can you make this into a "That's my fetish" gif?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"it's okay billy, I see my mom and dad do this at home all the time."

12 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

Too far!!

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perfect. that was indeed my reation.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sponsored by Brazzers

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Traumatized

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Haha, just like Mommy and the mailman!"

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12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is. By the time they hit 4th grade

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothing but mammals

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, some of us cannibals...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

well, some of us are cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But if we can hump dead antelopes and animals, then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes me feel uncomfortable.

12 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 5

How do you think the gorillas feel? I mean its not like they have some private quarters they can go to.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They're doing it directly in front of the glass.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this Omaha?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like it, but i may be wrong. Haven't been in a year or so.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep my hometown.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my thought too....

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me it looks like Frankfurt in Germany. ^^

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A youth group I was a leader for went up to an island whee horses roam free. One day, in front of like 20 3rd graders, two gores moun (1/?)

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Ted each other and went to town for like 30 seconds. The kids started applauding for the horses and their game of "leap frog" (2/2)

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

"The horse can't get over the other horse! Can we go help?"

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Well they gotta learn sometime.

12 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 1

I think of this song every time: http://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL. Preferably not at the age of 5...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They gonna learn today

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have to wonder if they came up with that on their own or learned it by observing humans...

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Don't worry, they're doing it missionary. Just like God intended.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Back in the summer of '69

12 years ago | Likes 408 Dislikes 1

Revolution was in the air

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the first line was "I got my first real sex dream!" It really made the lyrics "played until my fingers bled" really weird.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

oh thats what that song is about.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had a band, and we tried real hard!

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

ohh yeah I got it

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Anybody else have the Bloodhound Gang stuck in their head now?

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'd appreciate your input

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well, *now* I do.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

69ing is a NATURAL and BEAUTIFUL part of life. ANIMALS DO IT IN THE WILD WHY MUST I DO IT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. keep ur laws out of my VAG!

12 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 6

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And my ax!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

between this comment and the 30 rock reference, you just became my new favorite person on the internet!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

+1 i get so excited when people actually understand my username instead of "lesbians?!!??! HOT"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a guy I was going to say "Please give me your number..." Then I read your 'username'... Life is full of disappointments...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

sweet! lesbians!! HAWT. BEWBS. (married straight lady here irl but thanks for the compliments)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, Her User Name is Liz Lemons name in Japanese

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anything is better than that gif of the pimple.

12 years ago | Likes 702 Dislikes 10

*sebaceous cyst

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try user sub, I saw 10 just like that today...*shudders*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

up next: that gif of the pimple.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

followed by: can you f-ing not

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

??? Can we have a Source for that!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

YouTube search botflys. It is awesome and disgusting at the same time.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a pimple its a cyst

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's gross, is what it is.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for the warning, gracious one!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, r/popping. you're welcome

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hadn't seen it yet, saw it, then came back to up vote. That shit nasty

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I totally just googled zits being popped and saw a shit ton of stuff I shouldn't have.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Did you see the old man with the giant boil on his back?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not sure, but can't re-watch so here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8qanXLrTEk

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's an entire subreddit dedicated to popping pinples, cysts, plucking ingrown hairs, removing ear wax, and other icky stuff. It's great.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

/r/popping is one of my favorite subreddits

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seeing that has made everything else on this site better

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

http://www.Imgur.com/r/popping

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am ashamed to say I love watching people pop spots. I'm a freak.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHAT THE FUCK!

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

this is the most fucked up shit i've found on imgur. yes i am serious.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's what you think it is:

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I should not have done that.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *runs trips and vomits*

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neat.

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What have you done!!!

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When I was in Florida I got bit by something that caused a bad welt on the side of my leg and when I popped it it looked like that but green

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Human bot fly?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... is your leg alright?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah. It happened last summer. I Neosporined the shit out of it after it popped

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the traditional risky click of the day

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

thats why you dont click, just hoover on the link. and 0,0001 secs after it loads, you move the mouse.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shall we mourn our poor life decisions together?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My stomach is actually churning...I........I gotta go......*vomits and passes out*

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What, you didn't see that foot further up?

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Personally, I think that stuff is cool as hell. I'm fucked up though

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No judgement on anyone else, of course.

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I just spent 40 minutes watching vids of cysts being popped. Kept telling myself to turn it off, but couldn't...stop...watching...

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Do you like botfly removal videos? I like botfly removal videos.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

thatsMyFetish.xpm

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Naaah. You're fine.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*shakes head judgmentally*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

which gif of what pimple?

12 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 2

Keep going.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All you motha fuckas need Jesus. Damn.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Surely that's an abscess.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

agreed

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/r/popping

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OMG I FOUND IT WHAT IS THAT FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK

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Link pls

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That's still a small one...

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You poor, poor soul

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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Here, this might take your mind off it: http://makeagif.com/FMWzJ7

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U DONT WANT TO KNOW

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I too am intrigued

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DID YOU SEE IT

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Maybe? Gimme a link and I can tell u if I have or not.

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Found it. Seen worse

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Fucking seriously. Grossed me the fuck out. Fuck.

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Do not look at the comment below yours.

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Yea, I was eating a goddamn hamburger. I put it down.

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I'll eat it.

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pimple gif? this is worst

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I'm gonna be the guy who says something about nudity or NSFW so that way there is a NSFW tag on that gif cause JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

dude chill out.

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clicked for half a second, saw a foot, a hole, and somthing moving that shouldnt. clicked off. hit next. nope.fuckthat

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No.

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Dude Wtf?? Least drop that NSFL tag man.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try that, but in a guys urethra.

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Maggots, eh? Cool.

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I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR A MINUTE I CAN'T TEAR MY EYES AWAY OH GOD HALP!!!

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JESUS FKING CHRIST

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooou

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i can tell you right now that is NOT a pimple D:

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

THERE ARE THINGS MOVING INSIDE THAT HUMAN'S FOOT!!!!!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw it for a second, thats all it took.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What in the hell is the story on that?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish nothing but the worst for you in your daily life but +1 jus cuz ur making me quit Imgur for tonite

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I made it through that video without throwing up I'd say that's an accomplishment; also the second wound looks like lasagna

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I realize I did this to myself.... but I still fucking hate you!

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WHY DID I CLICK IT

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my eyes it burns it burnnnsss make it STOOOPPPP.........AGHHHHHHHHHHH..... *hits his head with so hard it splits in 100 pieces *

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THERES SHIT MOVING IN THERE. ANSWERS. NOW.

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Maggots bro. Maggots

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What, seriously? o.O

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Yes.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

12 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

commenting for later use

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They eat the dead tissue, to heal faster.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"They're maggots Michael, you're eating maggots!"

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MAGGOTS IN FOOT.

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I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE MAGGOTS!!! FUCK!!!

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DID YOU LOOK A SECOND TIME AFTER I SAID THAT, BECAUSE YOU SHOULD HAVE NOT.

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NSFL!!!!

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Those are maggots and they are actually good because they eat the rotted tissue that cause infections.....and completely freaky too

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12 years ago (deleted Aug 17, 2014 5:06 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

*in you

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh you may think differently if it was that or lose your foot or something.

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