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Fun stuff.
JediUrsa
#29 feetnut butter and toe jam
hushpuppyextraordinaire
#6 did you pee on the log?
wolfbro86
#11 "Police were going to arrest the man for public indecency, but his Secret Service detail said he was just very tired and took him back home to the White House instead."
DangerBaer
Dribble Dingle Donnie
jalcantara88127001
#36 just a head texture in a video game
gobblinal
Yeah, that's exactly how it works. Take a flat texture and wrap it around the round head. Or draw on the round head then stretch it all out into a flat texture.
WienerBeener
#44 bringin back the memories.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#29
HillOfBeans
DwaneDibbley
#34 had to google for hour for name of this old shit
4chanrefugee
#11 they should be
Glad he came
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YEAAAAAHHHHHH
redgarth
Septcanmat
I’m stealing your sunglasses text but may I offer you this gif as recompense.
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4chanrefugee
May it serve you well.
subject6661
#6 was a 2020 album https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse_%26_Chill
EroticZombiePants
herpb4uderp
#17 "i want to kms" 😬 cringe 💀 accurate 🙅 scares my friends
"I want to kms lol" funny 😂 accurate 😄 friends laugh with me 👍
earthlingextraordinaire
#17 woke up thinking about publicly self immolating lol
guitarfourtysix
lol
LewdLuteGoblin
cantreach
#28 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b2Zva2w2b2w0OGpudndtMzFzMmFhb2o3ZnJ5ZXlsOWs0emdram9jdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fIw6NuvvkpMVq/200w.webp
SubaImp10
Look'n like a lick try'n to catch my drip
GorbrushThreekwood
#35
ThadisJones
#44 Wow I'm not the only one who did this
TheGoatsDad
What a great way to start the day, thank you!
BillyM00n
#22
ElectricSlideOrchestra
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZHc5Nmg5OXF4MjJranBpcW9wZXRxaDZyeG9vY3V1bDVwMnBodmR3MiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oFzmkkwfOGlzZ0gxi/200w.webp
haveanupvotegif
lichtly
#36 fucking stolen A+
HillOfBeans
Were I a teacher, I would hang this in my classroom, for as a child, I could not understand.
CodyBurkett
#4 holy SHIT I have never seen a better photo of performative Orthobro masculinity. Gawddamn.
cantreach
Thanks meme Daddy
CouldntCakeLess
#19
EggFooYung
Guy in purple has mistaken pro wrestling for greco-roman wrestling.
BlackTrashTiger
#37
HelpfulCorn
I have this sticker on my laptop
Millstone85
spiderjohn36
#44 Some major meme Venn diagram overlap here
Steoops
Thank you. I knew I'd seen a similar meme recently. I look forward to this format taking off.
spiderjohn36
👍👍
DutchBoeremeisie
#2 what are we supposed to see other than a guy boincing a ball on his knee?
Millstone85
Pretend the ball and legs are another person's head and body.
DutchBoeremeisie
Ahh, okay, thanks. I think because the style of the secondary "body" is then so different, along with the slightly akward positioning of the first one, I just couldn't spot it.
sfrinlan
I think it's a little easier to see in the small thumbnail form where the detail on the person is less defined.
SacrificialClam
#1
AvsFreak
I raise you firefighter dong
Hashbrown123
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Just making sure this is posted!
profiledit
Thanks DK.
chubbycubby
Nice that he's branched out to his lesbian audience finally
cryborg
RhinocerosLipGloss
Yes, it's real, and incredibly badly written. I just glanced at the sample on Amazon. Could be a fun read...
FilthAndRuin
Try some of his other fiction like Bury Your Gays or Lucky Day~
WilliamKeith
Chuck Tingle's oeuvre is for a select audience. Not me, but he's a Hugo Award finalist for a reason.
AyatollahBahloni
#5 The evolution of the Lego police officer:
fartharder
Art imitates Life
sfrinlan
But what do they need with all them goddamn pouches if they're just going to shoot first and ask questions later???
Feonir44
unironically snacks.
AndroidSoul
for treats
bearstrap
Drop guns.
michiyl
Planting evidence
OrionRex
Robert Liefeld gets royalties for every pouch they have.
sfrinlan
Oh, that makes sense. And explains why the feet aren't shown in the picture
VinnieJonesDiary
*trotters, pigs have trotters
sfrinlan
I assume Liefield can't draw those, either
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Well, they need 4 pouches for their rifle ammo, another 2 for their pistol ammo, 2 pouches for handcuffs, 1 for mace, 1 for a baton, 1 for a knife, 1 for their gas mask, 2 for filters, 3 for tear gas grenades, 2 for things to plant on a murdered innocent, and the rest are there to hold sweet treats (fent)
HillOfBeans
Username checks out.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
On a serious note, the pouches-on-vest load bearing system is superior in every way but one to the tool belt that police normally use. It's more comfortable, less restrictive of motion, and reduces back and hip injuries. The downside is they look like soldiers, which the public doesn't like
Though the super pouched up tAcTiCaL looking cops you see are mostly cosplaying, any scenario in which cops need that much gear is one that needs (from the state perspective) military response.
magical8ball
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
TheMostKink
AI cringe
RemtonDulyak
Yeah, that's not Lego...
trigonman3
You doubt the "Pulice" and "Cubisgi" stickers are authentic?
eronth
A little.
SalmonTheWise
I think it actually says "Culice".
ElectricSlideOrchestra
Cuck police?
kydn
#2 Not seeing it. What am I missing?
KittyKlimt6
Imgur really has a problem with ppl watching tooo much porn. I am constantly like this on here. Like - I don't see it. What does resemble a penis or fucking? -.- aaaaaah THERE it is. I think we're the only not porn addicts
Millstone85
TheInternetHasDestroyedUs
Are you fucking serious.
HillOfBeans
No, but the poster guys are.
LawFiveGuy
thank you for asking, I didn't see it either and thank you to @Surprisesupplies for providing an answer.
TheFastpaws
My mind was also not in the gutter enough.
Surprisesupplies
It looks a little like someone is bending over in front of someone standing directly behind them. Maybe to pick up a penny they found on the ground, and the person behind just walked into them. I have made a handy annotation to assist. I imagine they are smiling because they found a penny
mrsdowneyjr
Glorious
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Under the best circumstances, this is sex with a little person. At worst, it looks like a silhouette out an Epstein Island tourism packet.
fromosexual
Feels like a stretch honestly... especially compared to number 1 lol
BrockEffingSamson
Concur
Kangadilla
I'll be honest, even after seeing this I still hardly see it in the original graphic. The cloth of the shorts makes it obvious, otherwise it would be a person with a very short torso and crazy long legs.
vystral
The little smiley face helps so much thank you
Illinifan88
I did not see it until this. Now I can't unsee it.
LawFiveGuy
my thoughts exactly
carmexcoveredlips
Welcome to being ruined by the internet.
Billis75
Some people can immediately see those magic eye pictures, the rest of us just see buttsex and bj's.
kydn
Maybe, I guess. But now you did that I think it's this thing:
BrittasaurusRexxx
Ohhhhhhh, butt sex… I see it now. Cheers.
psugab
Or just doggy
zmanz
so 2 Seamen ?