Ball Corporation

Aug 26, 2024 2:44 AM

ChrisWsrn

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meme

my Balls are suretight

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is like GE and washing machines, fans, and oh yeah, the GAU-8 on everyone's favorite BRRRRRRT machine (the A-10).

Or Yamaha and pianos, other instruments, and motorcycles. (Creator made his own bike to go back and forth doing the piano stuff, and someone asked about where he could buy his bike)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work for Ball in AZ. We make aluminum cans. We sold off aerospace this year and the Ball jars years ago.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean BAE now

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait until the guys at Hitachi hear about this!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I'm in the market for 4-wheel ATV, preferably with a roll-cage. Also, would you happen to know anyone who makes a professional grade saxophone?"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hitachi sales rep: "You want the Yamaha place across the road, we do industrial mining equipment and industrial vibrators."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That satellite picture is peak 1980 computer graphics lol.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ball Aerospace also made the replacement optics for the first round of fixes to the Hubble after it was in orbit. Did some stuff that went up to the ISS too.

When I went to work for them, a few years later, they had this neat painting on the wall in the office, showing a stylized ISS with all of the solar panels replaced with gigantic Ball glass jars complete with screw lids.

2 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Perhaps most famously, they literally built the big-ass hexagonal mirrors on the James Webb Space Telescope. There's pictures of it and hexagonal graphics everywhere now, although now BAE gets to claim credit for it all

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This factory meme is getting quite out of hand.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha, I used to work for ball aerospace, but they sold us off to BAE now. And they sold off the ball jars many years ago but the company paid extra to keep the ball name on the jars. Kind of funny to think ball aerospace and ball packaging (jars, aluminum cups, cans) are all from the same company. Was a great place to work despite being a large company.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mitsubishi sells pens, TVs, batteries, and a lot more other than cars.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rockets, warships, container ships, tanks, F-15s, commercial jets (actually that one got canceled), air conditioners, forklifts, hydrogen energy plants, a good old-fashioned trading company, the largest non-Chinese bank in the world... Just keiretsu things!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just what i need bud

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A Coors subsidiary Coors porcelain made ceramic uranium fuel elements for a air breathing nuclear scramjet for a project Pluto in the late 50s and early 60s

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They just went defunct https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_Aerospace_%26_Technologies?wprov=sfla1

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Major difference between going defunct and being sold.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Especially to BAE

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not defunct per se. We were sold to BAE.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What was that comedian’s name who does these “buuuuuuuudy” videos.

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Ryan Kelly?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he meant Pauly Shore. I was confused too 'cause he accidentally typed "comedian"...it's sorted out now!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bortlegas Poop.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

comedian? no one.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Youth pastor Ryan

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YouthPastorRyan, I think. Yes, he has covered them. No, they're not actually the ones making the jars these days.

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Hey buuuuddy! Whatcha makin?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"OH WELL NOW WE MAKE TOILET SEATS AND KITCHEN MIXERS BUT WE HAVE A LONG HISTORY OF HOME APPLIANCES AND AUTOMOTIVE APPLICATIONS AND OH BY THE WAY WE WERE THE LEAD DESIGNERS OF THE MANHATTAN PROJECT AND DIRECTLY COLLAPSED THE SOVIET UNION AND THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME WE TRIPLED THE YIELD OF A THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD BY ACCIDENT✨😀✨"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Later Buuuuuuuudy. Wow...Core memory unlock.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pauly Shore?

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

no, he said 'comedian' ...clean your screen, silly

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I need a backhoe to dig out a grave and a vibrator to masturbate a goth girl while she lies in it.

HITACHI: I got you, fam.

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

And hi speed trains

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speed Trains moved out months ago; but, hello to you too!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hitachi also do a nice line in nuclear reactors.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

To power the vibrators?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

To power the vibrators.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

And trains as well. To deliver the vibrators.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Bic: "Here's your pen. Anything else?"
Person: "No, but a friend of mine was looking for a shaving razor and a lighter. Do you know where I can get those?"
Bic: "We make all those too lol."
Person: "Omg, gonna call my friend and tell him! Do you have a phone?"
Bic: "Well, you're not gonna believe this..."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

Nice now do Bruynzeel pencils & kitchens 😁

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

IIRC Yamaha that makes sound equipment and Yamaha that makes vehicles are two different companies that split in the 50's but both got to keep the Yamaha name.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The real shocker for me was when I found out what Yamaha's logo is - it's three tuning forks. Music instruments were their original business, they've been at it for over a century I think. The whole motorcycle stuff grew out of their involvement in WW2, where they made airplane engines.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

but the tuning forks still suit every aspect of their business

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just saw a bunch of comics like this in usersub the other day.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

it's a new memme, it's not just here

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fun fact, Yamaha also made the engines found in the first Ford Tauras SHO models.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Yamaha developed the engines for the Toyota 2000GT, the 1984 Toyota Corona, the Lexus IS/GS, the Toyota Crown
the first-gen Pontiac Vibe, and three Lotus models. Some Volvos, too.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wasn't the engine work they did for the Toyota matrix (pintiac vibe) and the lotus the heads specifically? Like I know the Toyota matrix has the xrs trim with Yamaha built heads that revved over 8krpm same with the lotus

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow. Didn't know that. Sounds like it would make a good rally car platform

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sister had a XR matrix with a automatic and it was a pretty fun little car. But they feel really fragile.

Good dailies though really reliable unless you forget to change the oil like she did...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can’t forget the V10 in the LFA also.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

LFA?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omg, how could I forget the 2012 Lexus LFA? I had wet dreams about that car.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ball makes all the aluminum cans for the beverages in Hawaii. They have a different lid compared to ours. It’s not cost effective to re-tool everything on the islands to save a little material from the different lid design.

2 years ago | Likes 354 Dislikes 0

Ball designed the can, they don't make cans. Ball in and engineering firm, not a manufacturer

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Go to ball.com and read their own website.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are also one of the largest donors to Keuka College, the founder of the college was their uncle and gave them the seed money to start. Now this small liberal arts college has half the buildings named after a canning/aerospace/arms company.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's a factory right up the road from me. Good job if you can get one I've heard

2 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

We saw the same YT video recently

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Any chance you can highlight how it differs? Front page material for sure...

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

It's really just the wider can top shape used everywhere years ago. The mainland version shrunk the diameter of the top a while back but HI is still using the same tooling as before.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It literally has been on the front page a few times already. I learned about Hawaii's cans from Reddit/Imgur about a year or two ago and it pops up every few months since

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

I must have missed it too. Link?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Idk man, I've been on imgur a while and I've never seen

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

and:

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Oh, I've seen these! At my local food carts actually.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So they're ribbed, for her pleasure

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The difference is quite subtle.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking brilliant. Thank you so much, truly.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think Ball also makes the common aluminum cans in the continuous 48 states

2 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Ball, crown, mcc and ardagh group are 4 major beverage can manufacturers in the states

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They designed the can, they don't make the cans. Their logo is on every soda can in the US at least.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*contiguous

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thank you

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Contiguous* To be fair if you say it fast enough it’s hard to distinguish the difference.

2 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

*distinuish. easy mistake don't worry about it (;

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Ah, but they were talking about states that have been states continuously over time

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'd still like to drop Florida if that's an option

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spain:

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gracias

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

48 contagious states.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Couple years late for that.

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