Two Ply is a Crime Against Humanity

Jul 21, 2016 4:20 PM

ManKorn

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Single Ply is a Crime Against Humanity

Come on, Army. Your fighting force deserves at least two ply.

All plies matter!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So both 1 ply and 2 ply are crimes?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GI Desurfacer?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you ever take that little one ply? You can wad that stuff up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do, but it's sandpaper.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll take sandpaper over tissue paper. I don't want the TP to disintegrate into my butt hair.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make up your mind

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Two ply is the small blessing we all appreciate but we all prefer that three ply.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucked it up. It's single ply in the picture. Titled the image right, but the post wrong. All is lost.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Message was clear tho. We'll invent a "don't poke though" ribbon for this. Good luck!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take twice as much, fold it over. Problem solved. I know, I know, they don't teach you how to think in the military. lolz.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I haven't received the proper field manual on folding and unfolding single ply TP.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Besides, that's half ply TP.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate the kind that you fold and then it just slides against itself instead of wiping your ass

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have to crumple it first.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genius

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0