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C0ZM0
He's not allowed to do a third term!
Dracology
Satan isn't far enough right for MAGA, comon now
Apeofdeath
You just insulted Satan, you better be sorry
Gibblestick
The more left leaning mambers of the GOP might consider voting for Satan, but most will stay with Orange McOrnangyface.
Aranon1183
I realized at 16 that Satan is the actual hero of the Bible
RobertAG25772
We shouldn’t be dependent on Repd being divided. That suggests we can’t make a majority ourselves. What a lack of self-faith it shows!
glovelyday
Add Putin for a three way split.
Thisisknottheend
He's already running America through Trump
TheobromineAddict
Cthulhu/Rasputin 2028
slack3rdav3
Honestly, I think satan gets a bad rap. Pretty sure we'd be better off under him.
meowingintensifies
they call Satan bad, but his entire job is to punish evil for eternity. isn't that a good thing? #goodguylucifer
awkungen42
If anyone would split the Republican vote it would be God according to the Bible. He does what Israel is doing right now.
Erisianistic
A being famous for questioning authority? Asking people to think? Can't see Republicanmmm
harbengerprime
Ya'll saying this like Satan is a bad guy, when his "father" banished him for standing up for himself and others. Hmmmmm, kinda sounds familiar don't it
jtthemediocre
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YWdrdmkyc3g2b3FqYTE3dzZ2N3Y3d2thZ2JranRrZ2k2OHhpcXgzMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/aXU6HCfIUDCg0/200w.webp
AgentTasmania
Satan, a name derived from what translates as 'The Accuser', is particularly the 'administer punishment upon the wicked' part of the amalgamated devil.
I don't see that pulling republicans.
raitchison
I don't put much stock in Christian mythology, but there are a shit-ton of similarities between biblical descriptions of the "Antichrist" and Donald Trump.
Resistance1000
666
J4nein4ne
I was just thinking about this on my commute earlier.
doctorId
Trump matching the anti-Christ description is like The Simpsons predicting the future. No one involved was clairvoyant, it's just that societal bullshit nonsense is cyclical. You could make a broad commentary on what's happening today and at some point in the future it will be applicable again. There have always been people like Trump and people who pay attention to patterns know that turds like him will often float to the top.
Itry2dostuff
It’s pretty easy to read a book and act out the bad guy role. It’s working well for them
FaecalJacksonPollock
https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions
SternLecturePlumbing
There are also entire chapters of Jesus, just rebuking the kind of people who support them and how they say they’re Christians, but they aren’t. They just want the favor that comes with saying they are.
Kbantar
Among the many reasons I'm glad to not be religious is because I would be 100% certain that Trump is that... or that he's the distracting figure head for the "real" antichrist.